1001 Perversions of Felicia (Les Mille et une perversions de Félicia)

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THE THOUSAND AND ONE PERVERSIONS OF FELICIA

I think it was pretty odd to name her daughter Felicia.

But I always maintained that your friend Vicky was a little crazy.

Felicia... I think it's a pretty name.

Perhaps, but she still has a lot of nerve.

To expect you to look after her daughter after not writing for six years.

Of course the great Mrs. Benson had to leave Australia ...

... to treat her middle-class depression in a Swiss clinic.

Ah! There she is!

A bad guess.

Still... she's nice to look at.

Ah! That one!

Felicia!

- Did you have a pleasant flight? - I hate flying.

In that case, you must be very happy to be here.

Come on, we'll go get the car.

I hate cars.

The house isn't very far. Just past Deauville.

- Quite close to the sea. - I hate the sea.

Let's go...

If we squeeze in a bit...

Two women sure take up a lot of space, compared to one man.

I'm sure the three of us will be very cozy together.

I never wanted to come here.

This is your room.

Do you like it?

The bathroom?

In here...

Three weeks with her around is all we need!

Oh well... I think I'll fix us some lunch.

You have a class at 2:00 this afternoon.

When I catch you, I'm going to rape you!

It's true! You're as excited as a school boy, Paul.

Oh, yes...

Faster...

Faster! Yes, yes! Faster!

No cheating!

Wait a minute!

I want to cum inside you!

With you!

You're very charming, but it's just that you're not exactly what I was looking for ...

... the cover of my third album.

Oh well, I'll call the agency. You can go get dressed now.

Thank you anyway.

I'll let you girls dress while I phone the agency.

Shit! I'm fed up with these artists who never know what the hell they want!

Too bad. She was very sweet.

For a moment there, I figured she was a lesbian when she began to caress me.

And you're the one who always says don't mix business and pleasure.

As the saying goes, "The best laid plans..."

No willpower...

This is the real thing! She's not poor, I can guarantee you that!

Hey! Are you crazy? What if she walks in?

I heard her on the telephone.

As long as she keeps talking, there's no danger.

- But it's wrong! - Oh, nonsense!

We're safe!

If they're fake, it makes no difference. And if they're real, it's worth a try.

Someone's in the closet!

Leave me alone!

Give it to me! Give me that!

No! If you grab it, I'll scream my head off.

And I took a very pretty picture! Gabrielle will be delighted to see it.

Alright, what do you want? Who are you?

What does she want? What will she do with it?

Nothing... if...

If what? What if she walks in?

There's no danger.

Go on. Show me what you were doing.

- What? - Making love!

- Why, she's absolutely crazy! - No... just curious!

You go for girls, too? You've never seen two women making love?

Hurry!

You've turned us off. It won't work.

Go on, just pretend.

I'm afraid!

That's not bad for a start. Come on, hurry! Hurry!

Yes, that's it!

- You little bitch! - Don't be rude.

Go on! Get going! Show me what you can do.

Now lick her!

Go on! Lick her!

Lower... to her pubes!

Hurry! I want to see everything!

Lick it!

Suck it! Go on, eat it!

Lick my foot!

Yes... that's what I wanted.

Your tongue... feels good!

Yes...

Gently...

Yes...

Oh, your tongue...

Hello? Is that you, sir?

Am I disturbing you?

I wanted to ask you to forgive me for what happened at school.

I must have sounded so stupid.

Yes, yes. It really won't bother you if I come Sunday with my uncle?

Oh... thank you professor. Thank you, Paul!

- I'll dream about it all night long. - Sure, sure. Goodbye!

- Wrong number, darling? - It was Brigitte, sweetheart.

You know, I really pity that girl. She's head over heels in love with you!

Nonsense!

She's still only a child!

Oh, only a child? No doubt she thinks of you when she plays with herself!

Me too, when I was a schoolgirl.

I also thought I was passionately in love with one of my professors.

I used to do it, too!

You never told me that, you little pervert!

Now, as punishment...

... you must show me what you used to do!

No! You're not going to make me regress to my neurotic childhood?

It was fun, though. Wasn't it?

It was better than nothing. Until I knew you!

When you don't have a man standing by, it relieves you.

- Darling, if you want to try her... - Try who?

Why, your little Brigitte. Who else?

I'll let you do it, Paul, because I love you!

And because I have confidence in you. In us!

Because our love can only last if each is free to do as he wants.

That's very nice, my Gabby ...

... but freedom for me means loving you!

Sharing everything with you.

You know that!

Yes, I know. But if one day, you weren't really in love ...

... but, let's say, aroused by a girl who is younger, more beautiful...

You're crazy!

What's gotten into you, Gabby?

I just occurred to me that my husband, after ten years of marriage...

I repeat, there's only one woman for me. And you're the only one I love!

Then... love me!

Show me how you love me!

You're so strong...

Am I hurting you?

It doesn't matter, it feels good! Yes... hurt me!

My darling... hurt me!

Oh, yes...

Oh, Paul...

What is it?

- Did you hear something? - What?

- What's the matter, Paul? - Nothing...

We've never bolted the door when making love. Only people with guilt feelings do that!

What about Felicia?

Felicia? Look... no one's there!

Felicia has no interest in what we do.

And she knows married couples do make love.

I have an idea, Paul. It's so lovely outdoors.

There's a full moon. Let's go out...

- Wait! You can't be serious, darling. - I'm very serious. Believe me!

Why only do it here inside, when the whole world is ours?

Darling...

Oh, darling... what you do to me!

Oh... I love that!

Yes... caress me!

Yes, stroke me!

Put me in your mouth!

Yes... use your tongue.

Oh, that's so good! Lick me...

Yes... my love...

Like that...

Yes... like that!

Take it all...

Let me suck your pussy...

That's good...

Oh, yes... that feels so good!

Oh, that's so good!

- Feel my tits... - Oh, yes ... rub your tits!

- Do you like it? - Oh, yes, darling... it's wonderful!

Oh, yes, keep going!

Oh, yes... suck me some more!

Lick me with your tongue...

I want to be inside you...

Oh, yes... put it in me! Do it!

Make love to me hard and fast!

I want it so bad!

My darling....

I feel you in me!

Fuck me harder! Deeper!

Oh, my love...

- Do it! - Oh, yes!

Oh, do it!

I love it like this! I'm almost there...

Oh, yes... keep going!

Oh, it's close...

That's so good!

Oh, my love...

Oh, I'm coming!

- Did you get there? - Oh, yeah...

You didn't finish off inside me. I came too soon!

No... I couldn't hold it much longer.

It felt like I came at least twice!

- Can I help you? - If you enjoy burning your fingers.

That's alright, it doesn't hurt me.

Pass me the herbs.

That Felicia, she's really a case! A barrel of problems.

If only we were able to do something for her.

Well, I warned Paul. Young people today are not easy!

Even with Ronnie, we didn't know how to handle him!

And we've known him for 18 years!