We Are Not Angels (Ми нисмо анђели)

Ready?

I've never read a nicer suicide note.

Go on, jump, it's not high.

Don't, it'll be alright.

Jump, you pussy! You might even fly.

1:0! - He'll survive. - But only if he's crippled.

1:1. - Next.

How romantic! - Romantic, my arse!

A drunk guy doing push-ups on a stupid girl. That's fucking.

Making love. - What? - Making love. - Screwing!

Making love. - Banging! - Making love. - Humping!

Making love. - They're not making anything.

He only brought her to get her drunk, then never see her again.

Oh man, how I love today's youth!

Bye, Nikola.

This is the beginning of a wonderful, new romance.

We'll see.

I agree you're handy with sperm, but that's not love.

You'll see. - You don't mean a baby?

WE ARE NOT ANGELS

Sleep well? We were wild, remember?

Hi, I'm Nikola. - I'm Cherry.

Super, the omelette is almost ready.

All those models at the party were peasants! My phone number.

Did I tell you I was a top model in Milan?

Call me, so that we can go raging tonight. - I will.

Scram!

Hearthat Kursturica stopped filming in America? - Shit, really?

I've got exactly 16 minutes to have coffee with you.

Maybe 20. Get in here! - What a moron!

Now that I'm a grown-up, I've got a job.

What's the point of nightlife, alcohol, raging, women, drugs?

What did I miss out on last night? - Nothing.

I'll always be an adolescent trapped in the body of an adult.

A model? I love the crazy ones. Every women is a work of art.

How's Martha? - Cane's moving in. - I'm a patient man, you'll see.

Here he comes! Did I tell you what we did in '68?

How's it going, Nikola? Still up to no good?

Take me sometime. My brother-in-law is a lost case.

Let's have a drink. - It's too early. - Come on!

Get up, yuppie, it's time to go. - I'm off.

Hey mate, I love your bag!

What's wrong with it? It's even got a lock.

He was such a cool guy. Then he got a job.

In '68, I swore... - You'd never wear a tie or get a regular job.

Julia threw-up again! - I made a mistake with this third child.

I'm coming!

I found you a buyer for your video cassettes.

Roll this and I'll join you when I get back.

Milan, come here! - Coming!

Hi! How do you like my hairstyle for my diploma?

She doesn't like it either. - There goes my diploma.

What are these?

Pregnancy tests. Look, they're all pregnant.

You're pregnant?

What are you looking at?

Marina...

Marina, you have to do it. Give me his phone number.

He has to take moral and financial responsibility.

Moral? - Start thinking about the financial side.

Do you know how much it costs? - What? - You know.

Hi, let's go! - Come on, Marina! - You said I could drive you home!

Have you ever heard of contraceptives?

Why didn't you tell him to put on an IUD coil?

Just drive!

You think I'm angry? Get out of here!

This is my jacket! - Stay out of this!

I don't know what's wrong with her.

You insect, what's this? - I told you, my mother.

In a colour photo? You lying bastard!

Sorry, I slept with your mother. - Give me that!

He's your first boyfriend. - Second!

The petting with Sinisha doesn't count. - Okay, first.

You're only 18! How could you even think of that?

It's as if someone whispered in my ear. It tingled here.

You're crazy! Get in! - Ljubinka, you don't understand.

Stop babbling! Just get in!

Are you getting in or what? Get in!

Nikola, come here, please!

Bubi, I simply adore him!

But what has that got to do with that! Marina?

I can feel the tingling again.

Let's go!

Bubi, I really want his child.

Marina, stop this! Chill out!

It will look at you with it's big eyes and say: "Mum!"

So that's what the maternal instinct looks like?

Hey kids, feel like a fast ride?

I've had a terrible night, so just tell me what's wrong.

He's awful! I don't have proof, but I know he has other women.

I think I'm in love.

Bubi, I adore his laugh.

We're not kids. You, in love? Yuk!

Nicky! Honey bunny!

I forgot that today I have to get rid of this idiot.

You know I'm scared of Mr Dentist.

You promised you'd hold my hand. - Wait in the car.

How is it that I never fall in love?

Because all your girls are slightly mentally retarded.

I'm just being precautious. You don't need Cane.

He spends all day in the bathroom. - And leaves hair on the soap.

That's my girl. Iron my black shirt, please. See you later.

I don't understand why women love you.

You're a lush, irresponsible, and you treat women like animals.

I think that last point is crucial.

This is where he lives. - He's the father? That's terrible!

Why? - He shows a chick a pack of cigarettes and says:

"As long as I have these, we're together."

There's at least fifty gorgeous chicks after him.

Isn't it lovely?

Niky!

Not good! She's one of the top five chicks in town.

He father is a writer and her mother is a famous model.

Luckily, she inherited her mother's brains. Watch this!

Are you Nikola's girlfriend? - Yes.

He's just received an inheritance and has to go to Rio.

He told you to go home, now. - I don't believe you. Nicky!

She thinks, after all. She looks so silly, she must be in love.

I know how she feels. - That I don't doubt. Marina?

Have we met before?

Nicky, will it hurt when I go to see Mr Dentist? - Of course.

He doesn't love me.

Of course he does, he's just faking it!

You know what it means when a guy doesn't recognise you?

To quote Barbara Sidney: "A real women hunts big game!"

This is our last hope. You're the first person ever to see this.

Everyone thought I was keeping a diary.

BELGRADE'S FAMOUS HUNKS

While other girls were collecting dolls, this was my hobby.

What do you think? You think it's silly.

This poet has a daughter and now he has a son.

Many of them didn't wait for me.

He's married. - Now divorced. There are still plenty available.

That means you've got...

Nikola is in volume two.

I've got a lot of information on him.

You've just made me feel like the world's biggest scum.

Are you glad? Yes, I'm a bastard.

Do you think breaking-up is easy for me, that I'm not hurting?

Listen Violeta, I have to go on a trip. I've just inherited...

Oh Nicky, I'm going with you to Rio.

He doesn't like to talk about art or the meaning of life.

Music, he likes Zappa. I'll find out what that is.

Most important, his type of girl.

Marina, what are your legs like? - So, so.

How did you get him in bed when you're not his type?

I think I know how.

Knowing you get drunk on cola, you two would have got on fine.

You didn't tell your best friend that you lost your cherry.

I'll get angry if you don't tell me everything now.

Remember that party you weren't allowed to go to?

I didn't really want to go. - That's where it all started.

Hi, Marina.

Hi, Zorana. - You're hopeless.

Let me introduce you to the Vampires. They're so cute!

Thanks, some other time. - You don't know how to have fun.

Bubi don't worry, the party sucks. Just listen to the music.

See? Bye.

You know how alcohol effects me. - You're every man's dream.

Bubi, then I met his pearcing eyes and he said: "Little girl..."

I've heard enough. - Then we went to his place and it was bliss.

I've no doubt. Hey, is it true that he has a water bed? - No.

The rest I know. You woke before he did and snuck out. Big mistake!

He doesn't remember meeting you. - I was too embarrassed.

We can't keep him drunk all the time.

That means we'll have to work on your looks. - Why?

Tomorrow you get contact lenses. Give me your retainer. - No way.

I just want to see something.

Look at me! I've lost a contact and I'm full of pimples.

I can't see him like this! - All you need is a facial.

I'll walk you to the door.

I thought you said they split up?

What a moron!

What are you staring at?

Hi. I brought what you asked for. - Let me see.

Be careful, they're my father's. - All right.

Have you decided what university you're going to?

Me, electrical engineering. - Great, you're our idol.

Leave, we've got work to do. - Bye. - Bye.

You're horrible! He loves you. - He's a jerk!

I need someone better, like Nikola.

I'm only joking, he's your guy. Change of plan.

Nikola, another of your uglies is waiting downstairs!

Martha, tell her I'm not here!

Nikola, I'm not your mother. Get down here!

You crazy bitch!

Hello, Nicky. - What is it?

I've come to tell you.

I'm going through hell! I tried to take my life twice!

The third time will be fatal! Want me on your conscience?

What am I supposed to do? - Make me your wife.

Do it... as painless as possible.

You'll pay forthis!

What promiscuity! - Your goose is cooked.

Now what? - Sorry, Nicky. I'm back with Cane.

This is the waiting cab, the entrance and tickets.

This is where our enemy, Lidija, will pass. Try this on.

Great! As Barbara Sidney says: "A woman with blonde..."

Good evening, Uncle Yellow. - Hello girls.

Ljubinka, I'm off to war and I won't be back for a while.