Despicable Me 4

Huh?

Hm.

Stuart.

Illumination!

Phil, Ron, Ralph, stay tuned.

Okay, okay.

Hm.

Okay. Our target is Maxime Le Mal,

Which the Active Catchers of Charge must catch.

And believe me, a nasty little guy.

So, there is no room for error. Got it?

Si, boss.

O. Phil, Ron!

Huh? -Looka. Looka!

Come here, come here!

Jello!

Help me, help me!

Huppa!

- Help me! - Hm, yummy.

Children can be cruel, but Maxime is even more cruel.

So, so, so. Look who's there. There we have Gruser the Loser.

So, there you have Maxime Le Mal. You look...

Magnificent out? Yes, I know.

What did you think? That I would look like like a bald loser with a beer belly?

Oops, way ahead of me, non? -Well...

Oeeeeeh.

Ugh.

Laughter is fun, non?

Well, do you remember my friend, Valentina?

She was captain of the Femme Fatale cheerleaders

and the most popular girl of the school.

Yes, I know. Nice to see you, Valentina.

Hmpf.

What am I hearing, Gru?

All your dreams of becoming famous as a villain, which went ... poof-poof?

I don't know if you know, but I managed to steal the moon.

Really? You mean that moon?

Is it on? May I have your attention please?

Good evening and welcome, former students of Lycée Pas Bon.

We kick off the festivities with the announcement of the winner

Of our coveted trophy: The Golden Former Pupil.

And now, I no longer beat around the bush.

This year's winner of The Golden Former Apprentice is....

Um... Oh!

My favorite student, Maxime Le Mal.

What, but you can't do that, can you? -Thank you, thank you.

Merci, merci beaucoup. Non, there's really no need.

Oh, thank you. Thank you... Thank you.

You guys probably already know. I have something very big in the works right now.

You know, there was laughter, because as a kid was always dealing with cockroaches.

But I soon saw that cockroaches are a miracle of evolution.

Wow. Wow.

And I am now able to harness the power and the speed.

And the... What is the word?

The implacability of the most powerful being in the world.

And that makes me indestructible and unstoppable!

Maxime, Maxime, Maxime.

Behold the powers of the cockroach.

Oh, oh stop. Stop!

And sad boyfriend of mine, what do you have to say to this?

Well, I say you...

have been arrested On behalf of the Active Catchers of Charge!

I didn't think so, mon ami. -O no? Slime grenade.

Oh.

Hops.

Ho, ha.

Coming in.

Stay where you are!

Huh, Huh.

Haaa.

Stay put.

Halt!

Got it.

Non, non, non. Non.

Surely this is impossible. C'est impossible.

Hands off me, all of you.

I command you to let go of me.

Goodbye, Maxime. Who's the loser now?

Loser, loser, loser.

Aaaaah!

This is not over!

You can't let the AVL out in front of you, coward.

Mark my words. I'm going to exterminate you, Gru.

What...

Um, not creepy, mind you.

Hello, everyone. Gru, what's up?

Yay, Gru.

I'm so glad you're here. -Everything kits at the Gru-tjes?

Look what I taught Guit.

Guitje, sit.

Oh Guitje, I said "sit.

Well, he's only had had one lesson, mind you.

Maybe we should practice outside from now on.

There's my darling husband. Did you bring milk too?

Yes indeed, they had all sorts of things. Almond milk, soy milk, hemp milk, oat milk,

goat milk, chocolate milk, coconut milk, powdered milk and I have cleansing milk.

Do you also have regular milk? -No, they don't make that anymore.

Ho.

Wait a minute.

One, two, three girls, one woman....

So something is missing. -No, I believe we are complete. Yup.

Or for that matter? I'm forgetting something. This one here!

That's my boy. There he is.

Where is daddy's kiss?

Oh, who's a little cranky here?

Even though you are a sourpuss, you love your daddy.

Go on. Say: Daddy. Daddy.

Of course he loves you, but he doesn't show it on his face.

Or with his body language.

Right, Gru Junior? Come on, show daddy how much you love him.

Oh, I do know what makes you happy.

Hmmm, Bahama stew.

No. It's from the Bahamas, very far away. Look, oh, so yummy.

That really has a Caribbean vibe.

See? He loves his daddy. He shares it.

Phil, Ralph, Ron.

Brushing briefly.

Polishing.

Thanks, guys.

Rattle bum?

Bips.

I need to have a word with you. -Sure, but...

There is no time for chatter.

Maxime Le Mal sent a message sent from his cell.

Bonjour, Gru. I know you're listening, so listen.

You think you can humiliate me? And get away with it? Yes?

So don't. If I escape escape, I will come and take revenge on you, Gru.

But this time I will not be gentle with you.

And I know where you live.

So I would just sleep with one eye open, because you can't hide.

Sleep tight, Gruser.

Don't worry, he can't get out of there anyway. It's a very heavily guarded prison.

Ah, yes, well, um....

He escaped yesterday. -What?

Out of our house?

Oh no, you think that's super. It's called a safe house.

And that's fun. And that's safe. And that's great. And we're going.

You are getting a new room And a new school.

That will be fun, right? Everything all new. Nice.

What about my friends?

You do make new ones. Probably better ones.

Unbelievable.

Yes yes, lots of emotions, different life. No weeping, hup with those legs.

Go ahead, come on.

I'm so sorry That you can't come with me, Guitje.

Are you taking good care of him?

Be nice, Guitje.

Don't forget to practice your tricks.

We will be in a few hours at the safe house.

Mayflower is a lovely little town.

A lovely, safe and boring town. Believe me, this is the best, Gru.

What about grandma? What about Uncle Dru?

Sorry, no one can know where you are.

Not even the family. -Every disadvantage has its advantage.

You promise to take care of the other Minions?

Those are sitting high and dry in the AVL headquarters.

I have big plans for them.

Well, good luck with that.

Now enough is enough!

Silence!

You are now on Carl's bus.

And Karl is a longtime employee at the AVL,

Who wants to reach retirement age wants to reach.

So here in Karl's bus you stick to Karl's rules.

No mischief, no shenanigans, no old-boy crap.

Currant bread?

So this stops.

Or you will be introduced to a side of Karl that you don't want to know.

Is that clear, gentlemen?

Bazooka!

Karl doesn't like this. Hands off. What are you doing? Don't squeeze! No, no!

We are here. The town of Mayflower.

This safe house has been used for years to protect our agents.

Oh, look at that. Wow, those lawns, those flowers!

- Wow, that's cool. - Are we literally going to live here?

Look at that fountain. -Wow. Fat cool.

- Oooh, oooh, is that our house? - Oh, look at that!

- Oh, how beautiful! - I could get used to this.

It looks like there a princess lives there.

And here it is.

Your new home.

O.

No fountain. -I'm sure it will be fun here.

Come on.

According to Silas, there is a swimming pool in the garden. Now that's fun, isn't it?

Wow, it's so cold and unsociable.

But in a homely way.

Yes, it is according to the standards of the AVL set up.

Little comfort, but a generous enough for functionality.

There is even an automatic emergency lock. Isn't that fun?

Ow, an emergency lock.

Yippee.

It has a candy machine. Too crazy this house!

See.

Ouch.

Hoppa. -Ha.

This is going to be great. -Beautiful, and now to the point.

For your safety, you will be given a new identity.

Do we really need them then? -No discussion possible, Gru.

Well, you are a salesman of solar panels.