Chloe

I guess I've always been pretty good with words.

In my line of business...

...it's as important to be able to describe what I'm doing...

...as it is to do what I'm doing.

When to say what...

...what words to select.

Some men hate to hear certain terms.

They can't stand specific moves...

...and then they can't live without others.

It's part of my job to know where to place my hand...

...my lips, my tongue, my leg...

...and even my thoughts.

What kind of pressure, for how long, when to stop.

I can become your first kiss...

...or a torn-out image from a Playboy magazine...

...that you found when you were 9 years old.

Am I your secretary or am I your daughter?

Maybe I'm your seventh-grade math teacher you always hated.

All I know is that if I do it just right...

...i can become your living, breathing, unflinching dream...

...and then I can actually disappear.

Dr. Stewart.

Your last appointment's ready.

All right. Thanks, Julie.

When was your first period?

I was 14.

- And what's your occupation? - I'm a dancer.

Oh, yeah? What kind?

Classical ballet.

- You use any form of contraception? - No.

- So you wanna have a baby? - No. Not at all. No.

You don't practice safe sex?

I've never had an orgasm.

From intercourse?

We're okay. Thanks.

I've barely ever had sex.

There's something about it I don't get.

Well, an orgasm is simply a series of muscle contractions.

That's it. It comes from manipulating the clitoris.

There's nothing mysterious and there's nothing magic about it.

- I'll give you some literature, okay? - Okay.

- You can get dressed now. - Thank you.

Here we are at scene two...

...where Leporello catalogues Don Giovanni's conquests.

Country by country...

...age by age, shape by shape.

Is she sweet or cruel?

A peasant or a princess? Single? Married?

As he says, "It doesn't really matter. She wears a skirt."

If we look at the title of this aria, which is...?

You.

And what's he saying? Sir.

In Italy, 640, Germany, 231, Spain, 1003.

Lovers that Don Giovanni took in Spain alone.

A very busy man.

Yes?

A few of us would like to take you to dinner. Can you come?

Thank you. I'd love to. And I'm honoured. But...

Today's my birthday.

I've got a flight back home in an hour and a half.

Hi. How are you? Did you get a drink?

- Sure. - Oh, good, you did.

Oh, presents go in my office, okay?

You realize I'd have to kill you if you ever did this to me.

You are a very brave wife.

I changed my dress 25 times.

- You look beautiful. - You look amazing.

- What time's he supposed to be here? - His flight arrived 40 minutes ago.

So any minute now.

- Here you go. - Thanks.

So?

Michael.

Your dad's gonna be here any minute. Join us.

Where did the boy who used to run into his mommy's arms go?

His girlfriend is probably going down on him.

That's a horrible thing to say to a mother.

He's doing a lot better.

- Yeah, he is. - Trina.

Trina. This is Catherine. Our hostess and my office mate.

- Hi. - Hi. Lovely to meet you.

- What an amazing house you have. - Thank you.

That's probably him. Quiet, everybody.

- Hello? - Hey, Catherine.

Hi, honey.

- Are you home? - I'm gonna be a little late.

Well, I talked to the airline. They said that your flight landed.

I missed it by a few minutes.

You said you couldn't pick me up at the airport, so...

Well, do you know when you'll be home?

The next flight isn't for two hours.

I don't think I'll be in before you go to sleep.

I'm so sorry.

Catherine? Sweetheart?

We'll see you when you get back then.

Looks like the surprise is on us.

He missed his flight.

We could charter our own flight and surprise him down there.

I have to admit this wasn't part of the plan...

...but no reason to stop the party. Right?

Michael, your friend'll have to go home. It's late.

Hey.

I'm sorry.

- I guess I should have told you. - Yeah. You should have.

But then it wouldn't have been a surprise.

Jeez, at my age.

You know I try and ignore my birthdays, Catherine.

It's so bloody-- Embarrassing?

Yeah.

Your presents are in my office. I got you a bottle of Scotch.

I'll be a bit late again tonight.

More boring curriculum committee crap.

Yeah. But you're not late now.

I'll pick up a coffee on the way.

Morning.

Michael, your mom's in the hallway and she just saw me naked.

Jesus, Michael. This is not okay.

I just got here.

You're lying.

I should probably go home.

Look, Dad knows.

Your father knows about this?

She's in my house all night and nobody tells me?

Anna. Her name's Anna.

Are you using protection?

We use condoms.

This is not happening every night.

You understand me?

- See you later. - See you.

- Bye, honey. - Good night.

Over here.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hi. - You changed your hair.

Yeah. David hasn't noticed.

Because he likes it down.

- How do you know? - All men do.

- They imagine it wrapped around-- - That's enough, Frank.

Here, please.

- Sorry, darling. - Hi.

- Hey, David. - Hey, Frank.

So?

I'm Delia. I'll be your waitress.

- Thanks. - What can I get you?

- What do you like to drink, Delia? - Me?

I like the Maybach vineyard.

It's a very intense...

...pure and deep taste.

- I guess I better have one of those. - Good choice.

- And you? - I'll have the same.

Where's the bathroom? Frank.

It's over there.

So?

Are you okay?

Yeah. I'm fine. Thank you.

Can I do anything?

There's no toilet paper in this stall.

I have some.

Here you go.

Men are such assholes.

Yeah.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

I think you dropped this.

Oh, that's not mine.

Take it anyway.

Why?

I want you to have it.

I have to get back to my husband.

We're playing Spot the Hooker.

That's pleasant.

This is a nice hotel.

There's a lot of horny and wealthy out-of-town businessmen.

This is a sexy situation. They mix in with the normal people.

Well, they are normal people.

I don't know how normal they are.

You ever been with one?

Me?

What am I saying?

It's not a habit.

- I liked paying. - Spare me.

When you want dusting and cleaning...

...with no emotional repercussions?

You wanna avoid rejected women coming after you?

You pay for it.

No?

Did you find that waitress sexy?

Which one?

- The one you were flirting with. - Oh, come on. I was being friendly.

People are usually so rude to service people.

I know. So you like to be extra nice to make up for it.

- Did you run to catch your plane? - What?

Well, you only missed it by a minute, you said, so you must have run.

It was a few minutes.

Did you intentionally miss the flight from New York?

What difference does it make if I missed it by mistake or intentionally?

Well, you said it was a mistake. And it was your birthday.

Surprise birthday.

Neither intentional nor by mistake. It's just what happened.

Did you go out for a drink?

No.

- What would you like? - I'll have a Chardonnay, please.

Do you wanna buy me a drink?