Heiko's World (Heikos Welt)

Evening. -Here it is.

Hardly even got here. Thanks for that. -As usual.

Good evening. Hey there.

Finally some action here.

The sun is rising. -Hey, guys.

How's it going? -Heiko! If you're this late...

Lookin' good. Been to the barber?

Have you put on weight? -I think so.

If you're this late...

I've got something for you. -Yeah?

Look at this. -Go for it.

Get your wallets out.

Anyone need a watch? Look at these!

No, put away those East German clocks!

East German, my ass. They're from France. I also have Flik Flak.

What do you say, Thorsten?

You've never been to France! -That's not even in the East.

Well, Mother and I went on a culinary journey yesterday.

Juicy chicken leg in wine sauce. The wine has to be dry.

Then, a tasty Marc de Bourgogne.

What's that? -A flashlight.

A pomace brandy. Normally costs 30 clams,

on sale now at 'Netto', for 14.99.

}Schnapps? -You need a drink with gusto.

And as hors d' oeuvre, bacon-wrapped herring on a bun!

It just sounds wrong.

If I can't pronounce my food, I don't want it in my mouth.

Let him finish. -Or on your wrist either, huh?

It's your good right. -Yeah, it sure is my good right.

Because you have no style, Thorsten.

You drink your beer with two hands.

Who does that?

Kind of like old Toni over there, with his gloves.

Toni, however, has style.

But if you judge my culinary travels,

with your petit bourgeois ignorance, then I can only say what I think...

Another Futschi! You too? -Sure.

Two of them, buddy! -Three! -Four!

All I'm saying is that you got no style.

How long have we known each other? I'm not saying you're some dolt...

You're the dolt. And a talker. Above all, you're a talker.

You show up with that outfit, your watches, criticizing our Toni.

"Our Toni"!

You have no clue about watches, no clue about fashion,

and most of all, you have no clue about darts.

Let him wear his glove.

He can beat you even without it.

No matter how much brandy you drink.

Now listen here...

The watches are a premium product. And this shirt...

100% silk, from Gesundbrunnen Mall. Okay?

And I throw better than you all and Toni together.

Just so you know. -Now he's turning it on.

Yeah? Let's see it then. Go on up there.

No, from here! -Without a glove.

I'll throw from here and score higher than Toni.

And I'll drink every beer on this table.

10 euros! -No way!

-I'm lint -Let's do this.

Cool.

How much is it? What did he get? -A one.

Double one.

HEIKO'S WORLD

Heiko!

Time to get up!

Heiko, Dear!

Time to get up.

Coming.

Someone who sleeps as long as you must be hungry.

Hungry as a bear after hibernation.

Looks delicious.

So did you have a big party? -Hardly.

A few beers, a few Futschis, I even won some money.

That's great. At the slot machine?

Darts, Mother. I threw a dart.

I'm going shopping later. Should I get you anything? Want to come?

Get outside. -What do I want outside? You go alone.

I'll give you money later. -No need, I have my money here.

All that junk you're trying to peddle, you can't call that income.

I have to visit Tscherny anyway, he might have new goods.

Were you able to sell his watches?

Unfortunately not.

One of the watches was missing a hand. No way to sell them.

I'm not surprised.

That Tscherny.

What is it?

Look. Does it have vanilla on it or something?

Oh my... yuck!

You don't have your contact lenses in, do you?

No.

But that's why we have them. -They always fell out.

And you don't tell me? Get new ones.

I don't want new ones.

You don't want new ones? -I don't.

They burn so bad! I don't want it.

Then you won't see at all anymore. You won't see a thing.

Mrs. Fleisch, do you recognize anything yet?

Uh... keep going.

More.

Uh... more.

Uh... Two...

Mhm. -Six...

One.

One last try now.

Eight?

May I?

Well, the karatoconus disguised itself as a coronal irregularity.

Contact lenses are no longer a viable solution for her.

The best solution would be a cornea transplant.

From a deceased donor.

From a corpse?

We'll do it. Right, Mother?

An operation is your best chance

to really improve your vision.

Let's do it. We always have time.

First we have to find a suitable donor.

Then start looking.

However, your health insurance only covers contact lens adjustments.

Not transplants.

I should've figured. So we'll be back here in a month or two.

That may be.

But the lenses hurt.

Her eyes get swollen and red.

We want the eyes from the corpse. How can we do that?

Well, you could pay for it yourself.

What does an operation like that cost?

We're having carrot soup today.

That's always tasty. -Fine by me.

Mother...

That's enough now.

Don't worry, we'll work it out.

I've gotten by just fine so far.

I'll manage now as well.

But how will you manage if you can't see anything?

Soon you won't be able to cook anymore, or watch TV.

Soon you won't be able to see me.

But I want you to see me.

Okay?

Heiko will take care of it.

Can you pour me a big one? -Sure.

You're starting early today. -Better early than never.

Early bird catches the worm. -The little worm, maybe.

This is probably all from Tscherny too. -Here. -Thanks.

Here's to you. -You too.

Taste good? -Very tasty!

First beer always tastes good. -Tastes like more.

Hello. -Look who just showed up.

Harry. -What's up?

Someone die? -He's just a little sad.

Hey, construction worker. -Why so despondent, Heiko?

Doesn't matter. -A beer and a schnapps please.

Sure.

Do you need drywall? Or a drill? -No, please.

You can keep your stuff. -Here he goes again.

I know someone.

Heiko.

Here you go. -Thank you.

I don't want your junk either.

I know someone.

Pascal is calling you.

Be right back.

Here he comes. -Heiko! Didn't you hear me?

What's up? I heard you're hot shit now.

Says who?

Everybody says so.

They all say you had quite a throw.

I have quite a thirst, but not much of a throw.

Listen up, big guy.

501 double out. Come on.

You have to put up a bit more. -Yeah. -What is this?

Pops, got a tenner or not?

No money for you. But you can ask your girlies.

I'll be back.

Kick his ass. It would do him good to lose. -Another Futschi.

Make a name for yourself. -Yeah, Heiko.

I have a name: Heiko. -Make a last name!

I'd do it.

He plays every day. It was a lucky throw yesterday.

No. I've seen a lot of players. -It's talent!

Your stance, your throw, your eyes, you're a natural.

You can do it.

We believe in you. And if you lose, that's how it is.

Yeah, then I've lost 20 euros. I need the money. Where will I get it?

Alright shorty, check it out. Here's 35 clams.

Now we can let them fly.

Heiko's in. Go ahead and warm up. -I'm already warm.

Another Weisse for me. Green.

Green. -No blue? -Nope.

He can't be very good.

If I were you, I'd play.

Look, he drinks his Weisse for six hours,

no please, thanks, nothing.

I can give you the 35 euros, and if you win I get a drill from you.

Do it. -Come on.

Futschi. -The day is young.

Gimme another beer. -You have it in your blood.

Down that and off you go. -Up and at 'em.

Yes. You don't have to practice. You just have to drink.

Take a deep breath, and you got it. -Go for it.

Now take him out.