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>> HMM.

HEY.

HEY. THERE YOU GO.

THERE YOU GO. HEY, YOU.

HEY, YOU.

HEY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> HELLO THERE.

THERE. I'M, UH, YOUR NEW UPSTAIRS

I'M, UH, YOUR NEW UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR, AND TONIGHT I'M HAVING

NEIGHBOR, AND TONIGHT I'M HAVING A, WELL, A "WELCOME ME" PARTY.

A, WELL, A "WELCOME ME" PARTY. >> I CAN'T.

>> I CAN'T. >> THERE IS GONNA BE CHAMPAGNE.

>> THERE IS GONNA BE CHAMPAGNE. AND THERE'S COOKIES.

AND THERE'S COOKIES. >> NO, THANKS.

>> NO, THANKS. >> I BAKED COOKIES!

>> I BAKED COOKIES! >> OKAY, BYE.

HEY, EMILIE, IT'S LUCY.

HEY, EMILIE, IT'S LUCY. LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF

LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF GAME YOU'RE PLAYING, OR IF YOU

GAME YOU'RE PLAYING, OR IF YOU EVEN GAVE ME THE RIGHT NUMBER.

EVEN GAVE ME THE RIGHT NUMBER. JUST CALL ME BACK, OKAY?

JUST CALL ME BACK, OKAY?

>>

>> SORRY FOR DISTURBING YOU

>> SORRY FOR DISTURBING YOU EARLIER.

EARLIER. >> THAT'S OKAY.

>> THAT'S OKAY. THANKS.

THANKS. >> YOU MISSED A HELL OF A PARTY.

>> YOU MISSED A HELL OF A PARTY. WELL, NOT REALLY.

WELL, NOT REALLY. GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT. >> WAIT, UH...

>> WAIT, UH... DO YOU WANT TO COME IN?

DO YOU WANT TO COME IN? >> AH, IT'S LATE AND ALL.

>> AH, IT'S LATE AND ALL. >> NO, PLEASE.

>> NO, PLEASE. >> ARE YOU SURE?

>> ARE YOU SURE? ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. >>

>> >> ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

>> ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? IS SOMEONE OUT THERE?

IT'S NOT A BOYFRIEND, IS IT?

IT'S NOT A BOYFRIEND, IS IT?

WELL, I GUESS THAT WASN'T HIM. L. O. L.

WHEN I'M NUDGING YOU, YOU SHOULD ANSWER.

ANSWER.

>>

>>

>> SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT EARLIER.

IT WAS JUST MEANT TO BE A BIT

IT WAS JUST MEANT TO BE A BIT OF HARMLESS ROLE-PLAY.

OF HARMLESS ROLE-PLAY. BUT YOU DO HAVE TO ADMIT, YOU

BUT YOU DO HAVE TO ADMIT, YOU DID MAKE IT HARDER THAN IT

DID MAKE IT HARDER THAN IT NEEDED TO BE.

MM. WOW.

WOW. A MONKEY.

A MONKEY. CAN I HOLD HIM?

CAN I HOLD HIM? YEAH?

YEAH?

AW, HEY THERE.

AW, HEY THERE. I DON'T THINK HE LIKES ME VERY

I DON'T THINK HE LIKES ME VERY MUCH, DOES HE?

MUCH, DOES HE?

OH, YOU'RE A LITTLE CUTIE PIE,

OH, YOU'RE A LITTLE CUTIE PIE, AIN'T YA?

AIN'T YA? WHAT'S HIS NAME?

WHAT'S HIS NAME? >> STITCH.

>> STITCH. >> STITCH.

>> STITCH. HELLO, STITCH.

HELLO, STITCH. AW.

AW.

YOU'RE A CUTIE, AIN'T YA?

YOU'RE A CUTIE, AIN'T YA? HOW RUDE OF ME.

HOW RUDE OF ME. YOU DON'T KNOW MY NAME.

YOU DON'T KNOW MY NAME. I'M RUSSELL, BY THE WAY.

I'M RUSSELL, BY THE WAY. >> I DON'T NEED TO KNOW YOUR

>> I DON'T NEED TO KNOW YOUR NAME.

NAME. >> RELAX.

>> RELAX. NO ONE'S WHO THEY SAY THEY ARE.

NO ONE'S WHO THEY SAY THEY ARE. ONLINE OR OFF.

ONLINE OR OFF. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT?

>> NOTHING MUCH, REALLY. NOTHING YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY

NOTHING YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY DONE.

DONE. I WANT YOU...

I WANT YOU... TO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF.

TO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF. AND I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU.

AND I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU. I MUST SAY, YOU HAVE A VERY SEXY

I MUST SAY, YOU HAVE A VERY SEXY CHAT HISTORY, LUCY.

CHAT HISTORY, LUCY. AND SO DO YOUR FRIENDS.

AND SO DO YOUR FRIENDS. WHO WAS IT...

WHO WAS IT... LONLYGIRL.

LONLYGIRL. NOW SHE WAS INTERESTING.

NOW SHE WAS INTERESTING. AND NEARBY.

AND NEARBY. >> DID YOU JUST GO THROUGH MY

>> DID YOU JUST GO THROUGH MY COMPUTER?

COMPUTER? >> I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT.

>> I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT. I MEAN, AFTER ALL, I'M YOU.

>>

>>

GO AHEAD. IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE, TAKE THEM.

IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE, TAKE THEM. IT'S OKAY. COME ON.

IT'S OKAY.

LOOK AT ME.

LOOK AT ME. NEXT TIME, I'M GONNA STOP YOU

NEXT TIME, I'M GONNA STOP YOU WITH THIS.

WITH THIS. YOU GOT THAT?

YOU GOT THAT? >>

>> GET UP.

>> GET UP. ARE YOU TRYING TO UPSET ME, HUH?

ARE YOU TRYING TO UPSET ME, HUH? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!?

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!? NOW, YOU'RE GONNA STAND UP AND

NOW, YOU'RE GONNA STAND UP AND GET OVER THERE AND YOU ACT

GET OVER THERE AND YOU ACT FUCKING SEXY!

FUCKING SEXY!

PLEASE STAND UP!

PLEASE STAND UP! COME ON.

COME ON. DO YOU THINK I LIKE THIS?

DO YOU THINK I LIKE THIS? HUH? HUH?

HUH? HUH? DO YOU THINK I LIKE THIS?

DO YOU THINK I LIKE THIS? EH? EH?

EH? EH? DO YOU THINK I LIKE THIS, HM?

DO YOU THINK I LIKE THIS, HM? LOOK WHAT YOU'RE MAKING ME DO.

LOOK WHAT YOU'RE MAKING ME DO. EH?

EH? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA CUT YOUR FUCKING HEAD

I'M GONNA CUT YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!

OFF! THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA FUCKING

THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA FUCKING DO!

DO! GET UP!

GET UP! GET UP, YEAH.

GET UP, YEAH. COME ON, THAT'S BETTER.

COME ON, THAT'S BETTER. THAT'S BETTER.

THAT'S BETTER. COME ON.

COME ON. DON'T DO THAT.

DON'T DO THAT. DON'T DO THAT.

ALL RIGHT, COME CLOSER. COME ON, COME CLOSER.

COME ON, COME CLOSER. COME ON.

COME ON. YOU'RE DOING GOOD.

YOU'RE DOING GOOD. >> PLEASE...

>> PLEASE... >> SH, SH.

>> SH, SH. >> WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

>> WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? >> BECAUSE I'M A FREAK AND AN

>> BECAUSE I'M A FREAK AND AN UGLY PIECE OF SHIT.

UGLY PIECE OF SHIT. >> PLEASE, I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY

>> PLEASE, I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY IT.

IT. >> OF COURSE YOU DID.

>> OF COURSE YOU DID. THEY ALL DO.

COME ON. BEFORE LONLYGIRL STARTS ASKING

BEFORE LONLYGIRL STARTS ASKING THE WRONG TYPE OF QUESTIONS.

YOU CAN PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON.

ON. YOU DID GOOD.

YOU DID GOOD. NO, REALLY. WE'RE DONE.

NO, REALLY. WE'RE DONE. IT'S OKAY, PUT THEM BACK ON.

>> WHOA, THERE. NO SHOES IN THE POOL AREA.

NO SHOES IN THE POOL AREA. >> AND YOU ARE?

>> AND YOU ARE? >> THE LIFEGUARD.

>> THE LIFEGUARD. EVEN MORE DANGEROUS.

EVEN MORE DANGEROUS. >> I KNOW YOU.

>> I KNOW YOU. QUEEN SEMIRAMIS.

QUEEN SEMIRAMIS. PAST LIFE.

PAST LIFE. BABYLON.

BABYLON. OR WAS IT PELLINKI?

OR WAS IT PELLINKI? OH, MARRAKESH.

OH, MARRAKESH. >> THAT'LL BE 50 BAHT, PLEASE.

>> THAT'LL BE 50 BAHT, PLEASE. POOL FEE.

POOL FEE. >> UM...I HAVE, UH...

>> UM...I HAVE, UH... A HALF-MELTED CHOCOLATE BAR AND

A HALF-MELTED CHOCOLATE BAR AND ONE, TWO, THREE SMALL COINS,

ONE, TWO, THREE SMALL COINS, SO..

SO.. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. >> HEY, HOW ABOUT SOMETHING TO

>> HEY, HOW ABOUT SOMETHING TO RELIEVE THE TERMINAL ENNUI OF