Better Start Running

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I hope you're having a good evening, I got some real bad news,

somebody's been hurt very very badly at the All Shop.

And listen there was a girl there but she had

absolutely nothing to do with it,

I just wanna make that real clear, it was me,

me who pushed him out of the window.

I'm sorry I have to go because I'm going on the run now.

Yeah, I'm sorry I gotta go on the run, OK,

good evening, have a good one.

OK, OK.

It's time for me to take him back, oh honey.

Hi baby, what a perfect baby you are.

No I know, because she needs some dancing and some loving.

No I think it's time to give her back.

Let me kiss your nose.

- Let me kiss your nose. - Can ya give her back please?

Please let go, let go please.

Let's get outta here.

If you ever need a professional babysitter...

- No thanks, we're fine. - Because I do that.

You got these in a size eight?

You're an eight, I'm an eight too.

Well you got these in an eight?

I need something to wear to the Fireman's Dance tonight.

You're going cause I'm going too.

Honey everyone's going.

You're wearing these?

If you got 'em in an eight.

- An eight huh? - Yeah...

What is her deal?

We only have 'em in a size 13, so.

But it's time for my break and maybe I'll see you

at the dance.

Oh man, one by one they didn't revise the schedule again.

What?

- Yeah man. - Oh yeah right.

I really need you for inventory.

You said if I asked for something two weeks in advance

I could have it and I asked for tonight off because...

I asked for it off two weeks ago, that I could...

I really wanna go to the Fireman's Dance tonight

because there's a special lady I'm hoping to see.

I did ask for it off two weeks ago Dale.

You're gonna love the new associates.

- Neat. - Yeah.

So I can have tonight off?

No can do bud, OK I need you back on the floor, out you go, let's go.

Dale you said if I asked for it two weeks in advance...

I don't remember this, let's go buddy let's go,

out you go, come on, come on, out you go man!

Attention All Shop shoppers, we will be closing

in 15 minutes, please bring all your final purchases

to the checkout.

- And then just the top one. - Very creative.

Thanks Dale.

- Yeah. - Thank you.

Well what if some kid wants this one?

Watch where you're going Dale.

Yeah wasn't looking, wasn't looking there.

Oh hi Stephanie, hi.

Words have a way with yourself.

I read lots.

I talk to you in my head lots, sometimes out loud.

Not in a like a creepy way or nothing, just,

just wish you were there kinda way,

wish you knew who I was kinda way.

I mean, I know you know who I am, and I know you too...

Because we work together.

That's some pretty uh, where'd you, where'd you

get that corsage there?

A man's taking me to the Fireman's Dance.

Man, man is?

I was actually...

Everyone's going honey.

All right.

Hey Stephanie?

Just so you know, anyone messes with you, I got your back.

But no one is messing with me.

I know no one is right now I'm just saying

if they were to, then in that case I would be there,

I would have your back if they did.

But no one is.

- Leg trap to the right today. - Thank you Ada.

So you've finally found the balls to put

me out of my misery?

Got your supplies, WD-40, jumper cable, fishing line.

Well if you must come tomorrow I need

a flashlight, concertina wire, and a buckshot.

All right, I'll get you a light.

- No buckshot. - No I need a buckshot.

- No buckshot. - You will bring it.

You got another one from Canada.

I wish you'd write Uncle Frank back.

I would like to meet him.

My brother's never been there for me.

Eat up you wanna get big and strong.

They gave me a gook for a nurse can you believe it?

Ada is Filipino.

Maybe she says that but I know she's a gook.

OK let's get you dressed for dinner, OK?

- Oh God, OK. - Come on.

Now you're gonna honor our deal, I take care of you

and then when the time is right, you take care of me.

Simple bullet to the head.

I was 10.

Ah they'll give us that grizzle, it makes us die quicker.

Sneaky, cancer is getting me quick enough.

At least the commies were honest about it.

They wanted us dead.

Like your mom did with you, she just missed her appointment.

You gotta eat, Grandpa.

I can't eat that shit you have.

I can't eat, I'm in love.

Stephanie can you come out to my office for a quick minute

thank you.

I was gonna take her to the dance tonight,

but Dale's got me working, and she's way out of my league.

You should enlist, show up in uniform.

Crushes them like a boot on a daisy.

Maybe I'll join the Marines.

Then she'll wanna be with me forever.

When you go to war you don't make ties, you cut 'em.

I thought she was the love of my life.

Is that my grandma.

No your grandma was a hole I stubbled into late one night.

That's Mary Lynson, that's the only girl I ever really loved

and I gave her up for the Marines.

Enlisted with my brother before some coed sucked

the courage out of him he ran away to Canada.

Got brainwashed by fellatio, flower power and folk music.

Probably speaks French now, joined Al-Qaeda.

What happened to Mary Lynson?

Do you know where she is?

Last I heard she was in some goddamn place in Montana. Hartsville.

That's home to the world's largest gun, that's on my map.

If you show me that goddamn map

again I'll shove it up your ass.

We gotta get you to Hartsville, Montana.

And leave all this?

We're gonna find Mary Lynson.

No, she'll be old now.

Probably smells of cat piss.

Wouldn't it be something Grandpa if,

I went to to the dance tonight and I got my girl

and then one day we went on a trip to Hartsville, Montana

and we got your girl, it'd be like that show

that you used to watch, on TV, about the cheetah.

We could run and run and run like that cheetah

all the way to your girl, Grandpa!

That cheetah was running to kill a gazelle

- not make love to it. - Yeah!

You watch too much TV, you're a pussy like my

brother look at you, look at you, go on, go off to Canada!

Yeehaw!

Grow some balls boy, man up!

Wow, look at you.

Huh, how are things going for you out there?

So busy.

Who you chatting with?

Your phone's dead Steph, you have to charge the thing.

I gotta go catch a bus because I'm gonna go

to the dance, so.

Oh, I can give you a ride to the dance,

we can be dates or something.

I'll take the ride but I can't be your date.

- No? - Nah.

I see you like the dress from Sacajawea,

a size too small perhaps.

Well now I was just...

You know what just keep it, it's on me.

Have a seat, hang out with me.

I do like this song.

You know I sit up here sometimes and I watch you,

on the cameras.

I see you doing things,

things I should probably fire you for.

Then I start thinking things.

Things I don't wanna be thinking.

Things corporate certainly doesn't consider core values.

And here I am thinking them.

Oh I was, I was just borrowing those.

Come here.

I'm OK.

Don't be silly come here, come on, it's fine.

- Hey, what's up bro? - Hey.

Do you know where Steph is?

Upstairs talking to half a sack.

- Okay. - Good luck.

Thanks.

I can't be with you, Dale.

Why not?

Everyone says you only got one nut, and what am I

supposed to do with that?

No hey, hey!

Get off!

Stop it!

Whoa...

He's OK.

He's OK.