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Terrence?

Is that you?

-Oh, hello dear. -Hello.

We have a math test we need to study for.

Okay. Well, supper will be in an hour.

Will you be staying, angel?

No, I don't think so, ma'am.

Oh, well, so be it.

Off you go, you two.

Terrence?

Terrence?

Terrence! What have you done?

What have you done?

-Mr. mackleby? -Yes?

Sorry to keep you waiting.

This way, please.

Did you bring everything we need today, Mr. mackleby?

Yes.

Somebody's been a pretty busy boy.

Seven credit cards,

maxed out I assume.

Yes.

Is this all of them?

Yes.

Uh-huh.

Two consolidation loans,

one health club membership.

I show you as $82,000 in debt, Mr. mackleby.

Tell me,

how does one find themselves

so far in debt?

With all due respect, sir,

I don't appreciate the derogatory remarks.

I'm paying you good money to help me here.

And this has been an embarrassing enough experience

for me as it is, sir.

Thank you.

These are the documents

terminating your debt and loans.

And all you need to do

is sign at the bottom.

You should also notice

that your late grandmother's house

is off the record.

I added an inheritance clause.

You still have a place to live.

But since the house is paid off,

I was able to work some angles.

And please don't forget to sign

your social security number.

Without that, we won't be able to do

what needs to be done.

Congratulations, Mr. Terrence mackleby.

In two weeks,

you will be officially bankrupt.

You got your eggs?

Yes, mama.

You got your pills?

Yes, mama.

What time you gonna be home?

Same as always, mama.

Don't you get sassy with me, Lucy.

I'll knock you good.

My ride's here, mama.

-I gotta go. -Lucy?

-I gotta go, mama. -Hey!

Don't you run away from me!

Punch it, Terrence.

Hey!

Here we go, people. Come on, roll it up.

Roll it up. Pep in the step. Pep in the step, come on.

Look alive. Let's get some work done.

Let's get some work done, people.

Come on, come on. Look alive, let's go.

Come on, come on.

Is that everyone?

3405.

3403.

3408.

34--

That's right, people, that means lunchtime

in ten minutes.

Ten minutes. Come on, let's go, people.

3415.

34...

A new subscription came in the mail

from "conspired" magazine.

They had a new leaked article.

It was fricken' amazing.

Have you heard of the babylonian brotherhood?

The brotherhood is said to be descendants of reptilians

from the constellation Draco.

They walk on two legs and appear human

and live in tunnels inside the earth.

Years ago, they came to earth

for precious metals for food.

After ingesting these metals,

these creatures can process

vast amounts of information,

speed up transdimensional travel,

and shape-shift from reptilian to human form.

They use human fear,

guilt, and aggression as energy.

Hi, Lee.

Anyway,

this is where the serious shit comes in.

The article said they've crossbred

with human beings,

the bloodlines chosen for political reasons.

They mated with human women

in the biblical apocrypha.

Do you know what the biblical apocrypha is, Terrence?

In Greek, "apocrypha" means hidden things.

They're the hidden books of the Bible.

Anyway,

their first reptilian human hybrid,

possibly Adam,

was created 30,000 years ago.

The babylonian brotherhood

have spread the reptilian bloodlines.

It extends to 43 American presidents--

even Bob hope.

That's not the worst of it.

Their hybrid DNA allows them to shapeshift

when they consume human blood.

No shit.

It's classified.

Lunchtime has expired.

There's a new show playing at the cinema in town tonight.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

I can't remember the name.

I was wondering if you'd like to see it with me.

Uh...

Uh, okay.

It's a romance.

Hey.

-Give me a ride? -Sure.

What're you two lovebirds talking about?

Excuse me, Lee, but we're not lovebirds.

Hi, Lee.

We're taking Edith home, too.

Here you go, Edith.

Thanks, Terrence.

Would you like to come up to my apartment, Lee?

I'd like to show you my "conspired" magazine

that just came in the mail.

No, I have to work on my bus.

Next weekend maybe?

I got the cribbage championship.

It's at the library.

-Can I come? -No.

It's members only.

Bye, Lee.

Bye, Terrence. Bye, Lucy.

What was that about?

She is super creepy.

She likes you.

Let's just say

I made a little mistake.

Can we go now, please?

I'll call you later about the movie?

Sure. That'd be swell, Lucy.

Okay.

I'll see you later tonight.

I'll wait for you to call.

- Bye. - Bye, Terrence.

Of course I'm used to all that by now, so.

You want a soda pop?

Sure. That would be fabulous.

Gauntlet green, blueberry blue?

Green.

Hello, Lucy, you look very pretty tonight.

I'm very happy to be your escort to the cinema.

Good job.

Good job.

Sal?

Emily, I don't feel too good.

I don't think this is a romance.

What happened to you?

Get the baby. I couldn't find the baby.

Get the baby.

Four percent interest.

Thank you for calling "the card".

My name is Beth. How may I be at your service?

Uh, yes, hello.

I just received your card in the mail

and I would like to activate it please.

It's wonderful to hear that, sir.

You'll notice in the center of the card there is a number.

Will you read it to me, please?

Uh, yes. It is 1-5-2.

If you can hold for just one moment

until I set up your account.

Uh, sure.

Okay, Mr. mackleby,

it looks like everything is in order.

Do you have any questions?

Uh, no. None that i can think of right now.

Well, then Mr. mackleby, congratulations.

You are now a proud new member