Aisa Yeh Jahaan

'Mumbai. Is this the ocean of water or poison?'

'Is this the land of ocean or ocean of lands?'

'Everybody in the crowd is lonely.'

'This city has accepted everyone but no one has accepted this city.'

'There's a path which leads to home, and at times, the path is the home.'

'All types of colour, fragrance and all types of dreams.'

'Some dreams without any destination, some unreasonable dreams.'

'Every dream will come true if you are ready to pay the price.'

'How important it is and how much is it required?'

'Accept your dreams. The dreams might not accept you'

'but this is the ocean of dreams and dear ones.'

'This is a journey of a family where there is a dream.'

'Where there is an urge to reach success.'

'Where there is a willingness to maintain the dignity of relations.'

'And the most important thing, love.'

Yes. Come on, perfect.

Reith.. - Yes.

Yesterday.. I measured yesterday.

Okay. - There is no balance between my waist and chest.

In fact, your exercise is a complete waste.

You give advertisement of making people fit.

You give guarantee of a fit body in 15 days.

But what have you done? I look so skinny now.

Listen, Ananya. Sometime.. - No.. You listen.

The expensive dress that I got from Zara is of no use anymore.

My husband is no more interested in me.

Listen.. - No. I'll go to some other gym.

You cancel my membership. - Please try to understand.

Sometimes, it takes time to get a perfect body.

In fact, Katrina took 11 months.

And Kareena took 12 months. Here is what I can do.

I'll shift you to weight gain programme.

Okay? - Okay. Last chance.

But please work hard on me from the top. - Top!

'A protest against a recent eviction drive in the park.'

'Poachers struck again at Kaziranga National Park'

'killing a rhino and escaping with its horn.'

'This incident occurred around 7:30 in the morning'

'where the rhino was gunned down at Muamari pond.'

'The rhino had been shot three times in the head.'

'On hearing gunshots in the early hours'

'patrolling forest guards conducted a search'

'but could not find the carcass.'

'Poachers often smuggle horns from Assam'

'to different parts of the world.'

Rajib.

What happened?

What happened?

I think I sprained my back. - Is it?

Darling, can you apply some ointment on my back? - No..

I had seen it on TV.

Kareena Kapoor was saying

that the one who tolerates the pain in gym

is the one to lose weight and get a fit body.

But she was also saying

that the one who overdoes it might faint.

Okay.. Okay. Check if there is some fat left in my hips.

The thing is

that you are already slim and trim.

You look five years younger than your age.

In fact, since the time you are going to gym

you look very hot, baby.

Liar.

Men can never tell the truth. At least, not to his wife.

Do you know? You are the most complicated creation of God.

God's most complicated creation.

Rajib, help me. Please. - God help you.

Come. Come..

Get up. - It really hurts.

"Why am I like this? Why am I like this?"

"Why am I like this? Why?"

"Why am I like this?" - Why is she like this?

"Why am I like this? Why?"

What do I write today?

Gym.. That won't do..

Rajib.

Kuhi is sleeping. - Sorry. Listen.

What shall I update on Facebook?

Tell me something good.

Write.

I don't have any other work to do early in the morning.

Illiterate man!

Baby.

Baby.

Move. - What happened?

Talking to you is a waste of time.

Who asked you to talk to me? - Leave me.

I have to prepare the breakfast.

Someone wants butter toast, someone wants pasta.

Then I have to get the tiffin ready.

I can't even be in the bathroom at peace.

Sometimes, I go to take a bath and forget to brush my teeth.

I go to office standing in the crowded bus

and then, I've to hear people's taunts all day long.

You won't help me, would you? - Listen..

Baby, you work a lot.

You do the household chores, go to the gym

aerobics, dance classes and you also update things on Facebook.

You're really hard working.

And because of this hard work, you look very young.

Come here. - Let go.

God, it is already 7:30.

I've been asking you to quit the job since so long.

You work extra two hours in the morning and in the night.

What's the point? You work for 10 hours there.

Is this a life worth living? What are you doing?

At least, I earn money for our expenses, right?

Hail Lord Krishna.

I'd told you before our wedding that I am an independent girl.

And for your kind information

I am saving for the new car.

Really? - Once I save Rs. 2 lakhs, I'll buy a big car.

You will buy a big car for Rs. 2 lakhs! How?

I will take a car loan from the bank.

I see. - All my friends have bought a car by taking a loan.

What do we have?

A small, tiny car. - Yes.

Because I know my limitations. That's why.

That's why

you have encircled certain things in this newspaper using a red pen.

'1 BHK ready sample flat.'

And while looking at this flat

we reached Virar from Vasai.

I am afraid that we might reach Golaghat.

But listen. I won't go a station behind Goregaon.

Pakhi..

Where is she? Pakhi!

Slacker!

Why are you always sleepy?

You fall asleep while doing the dishes or sweeping the floor.

Why do you give me stress so early in the morning?

This is a city. It is not your village.

Don't give tension and don't be tense.

Got it? - You are the one who creates a tense atmosphere.

What did you just say?

Come on!

Rajib, handle her. I am tired.

Pakhi! Pakhi!

Pakhi, come here. Insolent girl!

Why do you trouble her?

Idiot, why would you do such a thing?

Idiot, why would you do such a thing?

Hey, don't hit so hard.

No.. She's become too insolent.

Idiot! Go and do your work.

Kuhi.. Kuhi.

My dear.

Kuhi.

God!

Oh! You woke up. Good morning, baby.

Get up. - Let me sleep, Dad.

It's morning. What will we do now?

We will drink milk and eat Bournvita.

What good will that do?

You will get energy.

What good will that do?

What will we do? - Exercise.

Exercise. How will we do that?

Three! - Do it properly! One, two..

Get down. Dear.

Pakhi, get her down. I can't do it.

My back hurts. - Get down.

You have become mischievous.

Pakhi, why do you talk to her in Oxomiya?

Why?

What's wrong in it if she speaks her mother tongue?

No. It will be enough if she learns English and Hindi.

She can learn Oxomiya anytime.

She is a small kid.

She will get confused if we teach her three languages.

Kuhi, drink this.

I have to go to office. Hurry up, I don't have time.

Good girl.

Yes. Good..

Ma, dad won't go to office. We'll play.

Dear, I asked you to call me mom and not ma.

Call her ma.

Rajib, don't spoil her.

Calling me that doesn't sound so good.

Dear, please call me mom. Okay?

Okay, Mom. Do this.

Okay, Mom. - Okay, Mom..

But remember one thing. She will call me dad.

No daddy, no dada and no pops.

Okay, dad.

If you don't like Mumbai's lifestyle

go and settle in your village.

Pakhi..

Hey, Pakhi. What are you doing in the bathroom?

Go and finish your work.

Take care of Kuhi. No mischief.

Got it? Kuhi!

"It is the same morning and the same evening."

"Same faces and same names."

"Same heartbeats and the same lights."

"There is only one God."

"But why do I feel like a stranger?"

"Why am I not the real me?"

"Why doesn't it feel like home in here?"

"Strange city, it sure is strange."