Mr. Osomatsu (おそ松さん)

Unidentified mysterious animals, otherwise known as UMA.

The mysterious world of the occult is filled with passion and dreams.

This is the passionate tale of adventure of the men who were

enchanted by its mysticism!

Iyami...

Hatabou...

And Jyushimatsu's...

...UMA Expedition Team! Doo-wah!

UMA Expedition Team

Sheeeh!

You two!

Listen up! Our target this time is this!

Chupacabra Deluxe!

Jo...

It's a vampiric monster that sucks the blood of living creatures.

If you ever encounter one, consider yourself dead.

Director!

Me is not your director. Me is your captain.

How are we going to catch this dangerous thing?

Leave it to me.

Sheeeh...

Me is truly a genius. Now they won't be suspicious of us or attack us.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Would you two be quiet?!

Jo?

Jo?

Everything's fine.

Sheeeh!

Director?!

Jo!

C-Calm down! They haven't figured us out!

That's why they haven't attacked!

Jo?

Act like a Chupacabra!

Chu...

Jo...

Chu...

They were onto us, after all...

Chu...

Sheeeh...

To Be Continued

"Jar"

Skyfish Yakisoba

Chupacabra Udon

Death Worm Ramen It's Delicious?!

Gohandesuyon!

Open

I'm definitely turning it the right way...

Can't get it open, Ichimacchan?

Want me to help? You know, your reliable older brother?

Oh, no, no. You're never going to get it open like that.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

What the heck are you doing, Ichimacchan?

The worst part of you is showing right now.

You can't just use brute strength on these.

Here

You have to apply force here at the right moment, and go, "Hup!"

Hup

Here I go.

First, you relax, and...

Huh?

What the hell is this?!

It won't open!

It won't open! It just won't open!

It won't open.

You pathetic string bean boys. Hand it over.

Watch and learn. This is how you open jars.

What the hell is this?!

See? Now you know.

This jar was never meant to open in the first place.

That's not gonna work.

The jar's figured out that you want to open it.

Of course it won't open. You have to be more sneaky about it.

First, you have to act like you have no interest in the jar.

We don't care about that jar at all.

Act like you don't care if it ever opens at all.

And when its guard is down...

Go, Jyushimatsu!

Give it your best!

It'll open!

You can do it!

Fire!

Yeah, this one's not meant to open.

Why are you guys wasting so much time?

Honestly. I can't believe you adults are screaming over a jar.

Don't you guys have anything better to do?

Aren't you embarrassed? Really, now.

What's with the hand?

Give it.

I'm sorry, what?

Hand over the jar. I'll give it a try.

No, really, it's okay.

No, no, no.

It's fine. What's your problem?

What the heck? We're just wasting time, right?

Adults shouldn't be crying over this, right?

You wanted to try, didn't you? Then just say so!

Just pour hot water over it.

M! Answers

You just have to heat it up a little. Then it'll open easily.

Huh?

Todomatsu, did you really have to say that right now?

Everyone knows you just have to warm it up.

But we're all trying so hard because we feel like we lose if we do that.

Oh, Todomatsu.

Todomatsu...

Todomatsu.

Todomatsu!

What? Uh, I guess I'm sorry?

All right, let's work together.

We forgot the most important thing here.

This is when the six of us are supposed to join forces and do our best!

Let's go!

Yeah!

Gohandesuyon!

Sorry!

Choromatsu!

Final Fart Rush!

There!

Totty!

How about this?!

Guys!

Final Fart Rush!

Wh-What the hell's wrong with this jar?

It won't open, no matter what we do.

Th-Thanks, guys, but that's enough.

M-Mom...

O earth... O water...

Give me strength!

Jar... open!

Wait, that's how you're supposed to open it?!

There's no way we'd know that! You never taught us that!

Huh? Mom?

Yeah, it's not meant to be opened.

What?

End

"Karamatsu Taxi"

This isn't good. I don't have much time.

I'll be late to the appointment.

Akatsuka

Oh, thank goodness. I'm saved!

Excuse me, could you go to this place called Oplex that's located on

the other side of a tanning salon in Roppongi 6-chome?

It's a little hard to find, so I'll let you know when we're nearby.

Miss.

Uh, I don't have much time, so could you turn around faster?

You turn way too slowly! You're wasting my time!

Oplex? Understood.

I don't have time!

Ignition.

Um, by the way,

do you actually know what Oplex is?

It's not really well known.

But of course. I'm a taxi driver.

So cool!

Ignition.

They usually ask for the address for the navigation.

Oh, I won't be using the navigation.

Safe

Take a free

I'd be a loser if I used it.

So cool!

Ignition.

Oh, here, we'll use a secret path-tion.

Amazing! By the way, I'd like to get there in fifteen minutes.

We'll get there in eight-tion.

So reliable!

Um...

Are you lost?

Vacant

Not only has eight minutes passed by,

it's been over thirty minutes, and I'm late now.

Hey.

Oh, here, we'll use a secret path-tion.

That's exactly why you're lost-tion!

Stop! Just stop!

If you don't know how to get there, just say so! I'll give you directions!