Indoo Ki Jawani (इंदु की जवानी)

KEEP YOUR EVIL EYES OFF ME

I have bought a big screen television.

Let's do it while watching the television.

I'm not coming to your house!

That's not fair, Indoo.

We've been dating for over a year now.

Well, everyone is breaking up and we can't even "make up."

But first, learn to speak English.

It's "make out" and not "make up".

Well, I feel left out because you don't let me in.

You can have your way once we get married.

Okay. Let's forget about making out.

How about just a kiss?

Stop! The driver is looking at us.

These drivers are scoundrels.

You never know when they might pull over and molest you.

Are you insane? Hey, look ahead!

He won't do anything.

But let me do something.

You always throw yourself at me!

But you won't come home and ask my dad for my hand.

Indoo, my love, marriage is a tedious process.

First, the parents meet each other.

Then we fix a date and time, decide on a venue, print the invites.

And then, we'll consummate our marriage. Until then…

Let's make a deal.

You give me what I want tonight,

and I'll meet your dad first thing in the morning.

Okay?

Here you go.

Here's a spare key to my house.

I'll wait for you.

Please don't break my heart, Indoo.

We've reached the mall. Get down and pay the driver.

Excuse me, ma'am!

I wasn't looking at you through the mirror with a malicious intent.

Mr. Bachchan once said in a movie, "No means no."

So, I was just checking if this guy was forcing himself on you.

Hey!

Ma'am, just like every Muslim residing in India isn't a Pakistani,

every driver in the world isn't a rapist.

Do you understand?

Did you hear that?

He is guilty conscience.

Hello! I'm Indira Gupta.

I am also known as Indoo.

I'm sure that you've misunderstood me after what you just saw.

You must be thinking that I'm a judgmental person.

But believe me, you'll do the same if you ever come across the kind of people

I've been dealing with.

Well, I'm an attractive woman.

Be it young boys from college

or middle-aged retired men in the colony,

everyone waits to catch a fleeting glimpse of me.

No, I'm not lying.

You can check my profile on social media.

The only thing trending in Ghaziabad is #IndooKiJawani.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to New Delhi.

Passengers traveling on flight number 86785

from Hyderabad to New Delhi

may collect their baggage from belt number five.

ARRIVALS

Hello.

I just landed.

Have you sent a car for me?

Pardon me.

A black Scorpio?

Stop the car!

Hey!

-He isn't stopping! -Stop!

-Hey, stop! -Stop!

-Stop the car. -Pull over.

GHAZIABAD POLICE

Give me your license.

What seems to be the problem, sir?

Listen, this is not a racecourse.

You cannot exceed the speed limit here.

Forgive us, sir. It won't happen again.

We'll see to that later.

Let me see your license for now.

You'll get a ticket.

I don't have my license.

Why don't you have it?

You're speeding away without a license!

You're going to lose your car, man.

Step out of the car!

-Come on, get out. -Come on!

-Driving without a license! -Step out of the vehicle!

Listen…

Zone three to West Control!

A black Scorpio, license plate number DL-3C-BF-3915,

is speeding towards Mohan Nagar, Ghaziabad after gunning down a Sub-inspector!

I repeat, DL-3C-BF-3915.

We found the car, sir.

We have surrounded it.

Okay, sir.

Please give me a cigarette.

GODDESS KESARI TEMPLE

Sir, that's the car.

There has been no movement in the past one hour.

We're assuming they went inside that house.

Fine.

Let's move in.

We would like to inform our viewers that the police found

large quantities of explosives in Patel Nagar, Ghaziabad.

They suspect that some terrorists are hiding in the city.

UP police are on the lookout for the suspects all across the city.

According to the sources, a big terrorist attack is being planned.

Neither police nor the CBI has any information on the terrorists yet.

Their search is on.

Dad, please turn down the volume.

I can't concentrate.

I'm preparing for the IIT entrance examination.

This is not a joke.

Unbelievable! Pakistanis have once again infiltrated our country,

and he wants to go to IIT.

I think that we are wasting money by sending him to an engineering college.

Let him join IIT if he wants to.

As if the faculty is waiting

to give him the red-carpet treatment. Am I right?

I would've answered your question

if you weren't my mom's husband.

Really?

Ask him to keep quiet.

Let's assume that I am not her husband.

-Now, tell me. What will you do? -Mind your own business!

What?

-Stop talking nonsense! -Answer me.

-What did you want to say? -Mom, ask him to shut up.

Tell me!

-You're the limit! -Get out of here!

You two are constantly at each other's throats!

-Why don't you make him understand? -Keep quiet.

Bunty, go upstairs and study in Indoo's room.

Go on.

God knows what she's up to with her friend.

No, I'm not coming over.

What happened, Indoo?

I promise, I'll meet your parents tomorrow morning.

And what if you don't?

Indoo…

I'm always true to my word.

If you come today,

I will definitely come tomorrow.

You and your promises!

I won't be fooled by you.

I know all your tricks.

You're dangling a carrot in front of me only to attain your motive.

Listen, Indoo.

You hold no special treasure.

Everyone has the same goodies.

You should stop taking… my loyalty for granted.

Why are you after me if I am not special?

Go find someone else! Go to hell!

Damn…

You go to hell!

Did you break up again?

He is more interested in having sex than getting married!

It is not his fault.

He's a man. That's how God has made him.

This girl right here, exuding pure swag, is my best friend, Sonal.

She's two years younger than the internet, and yet her knowledge is unbound.

Sonal knows about everything.

I must say, you guys are rather unlucky.

You are at the mercy of Google…

whereas I learn everything from Sonal

without even asking for it.

But that's just too risky.

What if I have sex with him and he refuses to marry me?

Indoo, you are still shackled by social taboos.

This is 2020, my friend!

It's the era of social media.

Earlier, men used to mark their territory after they got married.

And in today's world,

men mark their territory first and then get married.

Did your boyfriend mark his territory?

I wish!

Uday has got some problem.

Is he impotent?

I don't know.

Your guy seems to be quite forward.

You should take things forward before he runs away.

Don't waste your time.

Cook up a nice excuse for your parents,

get ready and surprise that pervert.

Go on!

Okay, Sonal.

I'll go and get ready.

Listen!

Make sure you wear a matching set.

Please stop over there.

Yes, stop right here.

You need to calm down.

The lights are still on. He must be awake.

Go and kindle his desires.

I'll get going. My shy guy will be calling me any minute now.

-All the best. -Thanks, Sonal.

Go.

Let's go.

You should always watch out for suspicious activities in your surroundings.