Ditch Boys

Yeah.

I'll be there soon.

Let's take a quick peak and see if it's bigger than mine!

Come in!

Thanks for doing this for me.

No problem.

Happy to help.

Yes, so beautiful and silky.

Is everything to your liking?

Shut the fuck up.

Oh shit.

I'm gonna need to take a shit now.

Oh god!

Fuckin, I've gotta take a shit so bad.

It's fuckin' brewing.

I've gotta drive over.

Holy shit!

Porta potty!

Richard, today is your lucky day!

No shitting in the woods for you!

Oh, there's my lucky day.

Beats a shit in the fuckin' woods.

God damn it.

Ugh, Taco Bell!

Oh, what the hell is a porta potty doing here anyway?

But I'm glad I found it, ah!

What the fuck?

Hey, sorry I'm using your porta potty.

I'll be out in a god damn minute!

Just give me a minute.

I'll be out of your porta potty.

All right! All right!

Fine, fine, is that what you want?

That's what you want?

What!

That's right.

Run off, you fuckin' pussy.

Oh shit!

Get the fuck away from me, bitch ass!

What's up, pussy lips?

Who the fuck are you talking to?

I'm talking to you.

What's good, bro?

I'm just pre-gaming before the party.

I'm getting ripe.

Yeah, me too.

This party's gonna be fucking awesome.

I've been ready since the last time.

Dude, dude and Ashley's gonna be there, dude.

So I'm gonna get to smash it tonight.

You ain't hit that shit yet, bro?

Dude, I've been trying for months.

It just, it just hasn't happened.

But it was worth the wait.

I think I love her.

Come on, just whip it out.

I'm telling you.

- Yeah, I tried that once, but it almost caught me a charge.

I ain't telling you I know from experience,

just whip it out.

Dude, I might have to if I don't get to clap them cheeks.

Yo, the party's gonna be lit.

There's gonna be plenty of girls there.

Yeah, yeah, you know what we should do?

All of us link up at my house

and we'll drive the truck there.

Cool, I'm cool with that.

All right, word, see ya later limp dick.

Later.

All right, peace.

I fucking love party day, woo!

Coming by, we'll send someone over.

216 okay.

2124 here, in East Cacalade,

we might need another vehicle.

Copy that, we have a neighbor calling.

8482, we're at Chicago avenue.

Let's go!

Fuck yeah, woo!

Woo.

I'm so ready for this.

Hey Shawn, you're on speaker right now.

Yo, where the fuck are you guys?

Don't tell me you pussies are bailing.

Oh, man.

I wish we could come, but I'm super busy right now.

Come on, bro, you can push a whole stash here.

Yeah, I'll talk to Tom and see.

But we've got a lot going on right now.

Well, at least stay light on the fucking trail.

What the fuck?

All right, peace.

Ha.

Yo, are we going to a party?

Get the premium stash.

Fuck!

Wait out here.

I've got some business to conduct.

Hurry up before I cut some bacon off that fat ass.

Olivia, stop doing that.

You're fucking up my stash.

Gotcha, ya little bitch!

Oh, fuck you.

Oh chill out, it was just a joke.

You're a joke.

You're a mistake.

You're a whore!

I'll get it.

I hope your sister becomes a prostitute.

Are you fucking with your little brother again?

No, Tom this time.

Oh, Tom's in here? Ha, ha.

Oh no.

Stop, Phil what the fuck are you doing?

Ah, stop resisting.

Stop resisting!

I ain't doing shit!

Stop, Phil what are you doing?

Stop, Phil, what the fuck are you doing?

Are you ready to die?

Huh, are you ready to die?

Please don't shoot!

Three, two, one.

Bang.

Wow, you are a little bitch.

So how are you kids doing?

What's up, Uncle Phil?

Not much.

I need a nickel bag or a couple of joints.

I'm still on duty, so, nothing too heavy.

Are you guys gonna need a ride after we get out of here?

No, it's a camping thing, so.

All right, well be careful.

There's a lot of you kids been disappearing

up in those mountains, so.

Don't worry, Uncle Phil.

I'm going with them.

I've got an eye on them.

Oh, fuck no! You're not invited.

Shut up.

Just leave me alone.

Leave me alone.

Hm, put it on my account.

What happened?

Are you all right?

Yeah, I just had a little episode.

But I'm fine now.

I'm gonna go take a hot shower.

And then make dinner.

Do you like walking through the trees?

Yeah, I love the trees.

Yeah, how many trees are around here?

About 69.

There's more than 69 trees, here.

But hey, bro, bro.

Are you sure we're going the right way?

Yeah, I think so.

I mean, I don't know.

I got something that can jog our memory.

Here, hold this.

What's that?

Ba-da!

Meth.

Meth?

I don't know, man.

That's a pretty hardcore drug.

Oh come on, bro.

One puff won't do shit.

Woo.

Okay.

Hey, Tom?

What are you doing, Tom?

I have to smoke the rest.

Are you sure that's a good idea?

I mean, that's some strong shit

Lou.

If I can't smoke it,

who can?

You're my hero.

Uh, Tom.

Tom, I'm not feeling too good.

I don't know if it was a good idea

to smoke the rest of that batch.

Uh, I'm having a little freak out.

Are you experiencing the voices?

I can hear the devil.

I hear the devil, Tom.

I just want to get off this high.

Lou! Lou!

Lou, Lou, Lou, listen.

We're gonna make it to that party.

Are we gonna die?

Probably.

What are you doing, Tom?

I'm smoking more meth

to level the vibes.

Can... can I have a hit?

Shit!

I'm never doing meth again.

Okay, that was a dumb idea.