Mr. Osomatsu (おそ松さん)

Chinese Cafeteria Himatsuya

Jigae pot

"The Late Night Himatsuya 2"

Paid in exact change.

Thank you very much.

Hey, let's just go home. It's past 2:30, so let's go.

Oh, come on! We talked about this, didn't we?

We said that when we got this relaxed, we'd go home! It's for the best!

Yeah, but you know...

Huh?

I don't feel like we can go home unless we can get riled up at least one more time.

Yup, yup.

And that one more time won't ever happen!

Maybe something new and interesting will happen.

It won't! It really won't!

I can vouch for this! Let's just go!

Oh, I know!

What is it?

What, what, what?

Why don't we all, like, right now...

play the word chain game?

Let's go home!

He actually said word chain game! That's so insanely boring!

Word chain (shiritori)!

Squirrel (risu)!

Watermelon (suika)!

Camera (kamera)!

Trumpet (rappa)!

Stop it! Don't you see how sad this is?

Have some pride!

Pepper

Why don't we play the word association game?

Let's go home.

How about the other word association game?

Let's go home!

I've recently learned to do an impression that I'm pretty confident about.

Want to see it?

Let's go home!

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Let's go home!

What would you do if Totoko-chan asked you out?

C'mon, let's go home!

I've been able to see people's auras lately.

Let's go home!

So the stars you see every night

have actually been around for hundreds of years!

Let's go home! It's seriously over if we start talking about space!

Oh, yeah!

I think if we talk about this, we can get things going again.

What, what?

What, what, what?

Osomatsu-niisan...

Honestly... Like, right now...

Is there a girl you like?

Let's go home!

You just said something from, like, a school trip! This is hell!

No, no, no! Let's go home!

As soon as we get too relaxed, we go home!

Relaxed equals go home immediately! Seriously!

Wait, Totty.

If you're that insistent, why don't you go home by yourself?

Yeah! We're going to play the word association game and then go home.

What? You're going to play the word association game and then go home?

Yeah.

Okay, fine.

Well, shall we start?

End

No, go home!

Apple Milk

Good morning. It is now 7:30.

Here is the news for this hour.

Because of the heavy rain in western Japan yesterday,

there have been multiple instances of flooding...

Huh? You're already finished?

You're so fast, Dayon-san!

Thank you!

Dayon-san's always so fast.

He's just that efficient.

Um, Dayon-san...

Sorry, I was wondering if I could talk to you about something.

Dayon-san!

Um, we were all talking about going drinking later...

Maybe next time.

That's too bad.

Wh...

What's going on?!

"Dayon and Dayon"

What?!

He looks just like me! Way too much like me!

If it were anyone else, I'd understand,

but there's someone who actually looks exactly like me?

He looks just like me! It's scary!

Akatsuka Street Shopping District

Welcome home, dear.

He's married?!

Hi, Daddy!

Hey, Dad.

He even has kids!

So, today...

Kimura

K-Kimura?

What's wrong, Daddy? You're not coming in?

No, I have something very important that I have to do,

so go ahead and wait for me inside.

Okay!

Hold it!

Let's talk.

You look just like me.

I knew you'd come.

The fact that I'm alive is proof that you'd exist somewhere, too.

It's destiny that we'd meet...

Or... I could even say I've lived this long just so you could find me.

If you look at it that way, it's really deep.

But you really do look just like me.

Very well. Let me break this down a little more so it's easier to understand.

I think you've realized this, but I am you, and you are me.

We're not talking about one being the original and one being fake.

Your very existence is a possibility that existed within me.

That's more understandable, right?

You really do look just like me.

U-Um...

A-Are you a d-doppelganger?

I've heard of them before!

In this world, everyone has another person who looks exactly like them,

and they call them doppelgangers—

A doppelganger?!

Are you trying to imply that I'm a doppelganger?!

To those who use this park: No sleds allowed Don't live here No flying

Huh? U-Um, uh...

Dog leash pine

Don't be ridiculous!

Y-You've got it all wrong!

But you just said I was a doppelganger!

That's not it! I just don't know what's going on!

Please don't get mad!

D-Don't get mad...

You really do look just like me.

Dayon.

Look, Dayon. I'm sorry.

Don't be so scared. It makes it hard to talk to you.

Here. I'll give you this, so please forgive me.

What's wrong, Dayon?

Do you like this candy, too?

Imagine that! We really are the same!

By the way, Dayon, can I ask you something?

What is it?

How do you brush your teeth?

Since my mouth is so big, it takes me at least thirty minutes to brush.

I know!

My toothpaste runs out so fast, and my toothbrush always wears out so quickly.

Totally! That's a Dayon problem.

It's a Dayon problem!

By the way, are you married, Dayon?

Not yet, but I do have a best friend.

Best friend? What are they like?

He's always wandering around in just his drawers.

What the heck? He sounds a bit dangerous.

Let's all go drinking sometime.

Okay!

Well, be careful.

Please come back again, my second husband.

Daddy number two!

Bye-bye! See you again!

Bye-bye!

Several Days Later

...to look into the matter further.

And now for our next story.

The man who was arrested for secretly

College Professor Caught Secretly Filming Someone on the Train

filming someone was actually a college professor.

Arrested on suspicion of secretly filming someone Kimura Dayon (35)

The suspect, Kimura Dayon, who works at Akatsuka University,

was arrested for allegedly attempting to film up a woman's skirt in a train.

According to the police, Kimura was in a mostly empty train car,

and sat directly behind a woman...

Oh, my...

You just never know...

End

"Iyami-san Is Troubled"

Whoa! What are you doing, Iyami-san?!

Oh, producer. Don't stop me.

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

What are you doing?! Why?!

Me doesn't feel like working on this anime, Mr. Osomatsu, any longer.

Don't stop me.

No, really. What happened?

Don't act dumb. You know exactly what's wrong, don't you?

Huh?

Fine. Let me spell it out for you, then.

Producer, don't you think that I don't fit in on this show?

Huh?

Y-You don't?

Correct.

Me just can't seem to blend in with the modern sextuplets

and their excitable conversations.

Me is the only one who doesn't fit in.

There's distance, a gap...

Even when me tries, there's just something so Showa era about me.

And there's nothing me can do about it.

By the way, is me even popular?