Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2

Ladies and gentlemen,

we are here today to celebrate the union of two very special individuals.

Two souls that shall become one and shine only more brightly together.

- I can't believe this day is here. - Won't you please join me

in bringing together in marriage a much beloved couple...

Chloe and Papi.

- Oh, Papi. - Ay, Chihuahua.

Oh, I'm just so happy for them.

Me, too.

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

You may all be seated.

Sit.

Chloe and Papi, do you take each other to love and honor

in good times and bad, in wet nose and dry nose,

as long as you both shall live?

- I do. - I do.

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

You may lick the bride.

A toast to the newlyweds.

They're perfect together, like Romeo and Juliet.

- Or Dolce & Gabbana. - Or me and this cake.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Hey, guys. How you doing?

Oh. Thank you so much.

Aunt Viv, you outdid yourself.

This is the most spectacular wedding I've ever been to.

Rachel, isn't it just perfection?

Sam, I love the bougainvillea arches.

And the rosebush topiaries, they're flawless.

You are a landscaping genius.

Thanks, Viv. You know, I really wanted to do something special

for your Chloe and my Papi on their big day.

- Only the best for my little girl. - Oh, cheers.

Besides, I wanna spoil her rotten before I have to leave her for so long.

I can't believe you and Rachel

are gonna be spending six months in the rainforest.

I mean, that's pretty intense.

Are you kidding? We are gonna have so much fun.

We're gonna be looking for rare plants that could cure diseases.

And you know I love an adventure.

Well, I promise to take good care of the dogs while you guys are away.

Thank you.

Speaking of which, today is about Chloe and Papi.

So, come on. It's time to celebrate. Let's dance!

Let's dance.

Oh, there goes my diet.

I love this song.

I never thought my dog would get married before me.

Well, maybe it'll be me and you walking down that aisle one day.

I'd like that very much, Rachel. Some day.

- Some day? - Some day.

I call this move the Chihuahua Waltz.

You are so light on your paws, mi corazon.

You're not so bad yourself, my love.

Tonight my heart is bursting. I am the happiest dog alive!

And I'm the luckiest girl ever.

- Oh, look! - What is it?

A shooting star! Quick, make a wish.

What more could I ask for, mi corazon? What do you wish for?

- Well, what about a family? - Family?

Ay, Chihuahua.

Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi!

Geronimo!

Whoa!

Whoo-hoo!

Watch and see how it's done, everyone.

Whee!

I'm next, I'm next!

- Me, me, me, me, me! - Do it! Do it!

Look out below! Yeah!

Whoa! Whoa, whoa! Hoo-hoo!

- Oh, no. What are you kids doing? - Look out, Lala. Here I come!

Don't you dare, Papi, Jr.

Whoo-hoo!

Yeah!

- Gee... I must've slipped. - Oh! You kids are a mess.

I told you I wanted you clean for the dog park.

I don't know where your father is, but when he hears about this,

- he is gonna be so mad. - Incoming!

Let me show you how the big dogs do it!

Whoo, hoo-hoo!

Oh!

Oh, my love. I didn't see you there. Come on in. It's really fun.

Oh! Look at me. I'm covered in mud.

Don't you usually pay for a mud mask? This one's free!

You kids get right into the bath.

- But Mom, do we have to? - I don't wanna take a bath.

Bath now. Or no bacon-wrapped filet mignon for dessert.

- OK. - OK.

Papi, why do I always have to be the bad guy?

Because you're so good at it?

I had a litter of five puppies, not six.

You need to start being their father, not their playmate.

I better go get washed up.

If I didn't know any better, I would think I was in the doghouse.

All right, everyone. Who's up for the dog park?

- We are! - Hey, Sam.

We're all waiting on you. Let's go, fool!

Come on, puppies!

Rosa, Lala,

Pep, Ali, you're all as beautiful as your mother.

- Thanks, Daddy. - Where's Papi, Jr.?

- Papi, Jr.? - I'm not coming out.

- Come on, buddy. Let's see your outfit. - This is so embarrassing.

I'm sure you look great. Let's see.

I look ridiculous.

Ay! You're right. You do look ridiculous.

No son of mine is gonna wear clothes like that.

Oh, Papi. But he looks so handsome.

- There. It's dead now. Let's go. - Thanks, Dad.

Come on, puppies. Off to the dog park.

Yay! We're here!

Here we are. You guys are gonna love this place.

But be on your best behavior.

That's right. This place is very exclusive.

Your bone, sir.

Ah, a vintage '03. A most excellent year.

Ready to launch.

And... paw!

Fetch, boy. Fetch.

Bow wow. Bow wow.

So I said, ''Honey, I only chase imported cars.'' Zing!

Lunch is served.

- Hi, everyone! - Chloe!

You have to join us. This sushi is faboo!

Looks delish!

Not as delish as that retriever over there. Growl.

Where're the kids? I thought you brought the little ones.

- Oh, Papi's watching them. - But who's watching Papi?

Go, Dad!

OK, kids. Today we practice the time-honored tradition of digging.

It is a skill that every dog must know. We dig in order to stay grounded.

I love dirt!

OK. Ready? Left, right. Left, right. Left, right.

- Left, right. Left, right. - Look at me! This is fun.

- Left, right. - I'm pretty good.

I love digging!

Dig, my puppies. Dig with passion. Dig with love.

Dig as if you were burying your favorite bone.

Ahh!

Oh, you idiots. You got me dirty!

- Sorry. - I'm sorry.

Pardon me, senorita. My kids got a little carried away with their digging.

- And who said you could speak to me? - Uh-oh. It's her again.

I'll be right back.

Well, you look like a stray. How did you even get in here?

Papi, what's going on?

As if there weren't enough of you peasants.

Oh, enough with that fake accent.

Everyone knows you're from the Valley.

Your little fluff balls ruined my perm.

If there's a problem here, you say it to me, but leave my kids out of it.

Easy, mama bear.

She's just all mad 'cause she looks like a big, angry Q-tip.

- Oh! - No, no, no, no, no!

Shoo! Shoo! Shoo, shoo!

Leave my dog alone.

Scoundrels!

Excuse me, I think we all just got off on the wrong paw.

Whoa. Is there a problem here?

You know, this park is for Beverly Hills residents only.

Don't you have dog parks where you live?

- Hey, we have a right to be here. - Really?

Well then keep your little animals

away from Mademoiselle Marie Appoline Bouvier.

She is a prizewinning show dog. Aren't you, baby?

And a three-time champion of the Beverly Hills Dog Show.

She can't handle stress.

Then how does she handle you?

Ha-ha! Somebody get some ice for that burn. Whoop!

Come, Appoline. We're done here.

Friendly.

Hey, Mademoiselle, don't look now, but somebody shaved your heinie!

Oh!

Oh, Papi, you're terrible.

Well, my little bandidos, you've had a very full day.

Can't we stay up ten more minutes, Papa?

- Please? - Tell us a story!

- Come on. - OK. Settle down now.

I promised your mother I would put you to bed.

She is the love of my life, and I would do anything to make her happy.

- Gross. No more love talk. - Your mother is everything to me.

I remember the first time we rubbed noses.

- Eww! Yuck. - Eww. Grody.

Dad, who wants to hear about love?

What? Love is the most important thing in the world.

Let me tell you a story about your great ancestors.

Now listen to this.

Long ago in ancient times...

...inside the huge temples there were hidden tunnels

built just for Chihuahuas to carry messages for their humans.

The Chihuahuas were trusted to carry

the most precious secrets to their kingdoms.

Sometimes, they were messages of love.

The Chihuahuas faced great danger to deliver these messages

and did so proudly.

They knew true love is worth any risk.

Now, my little Chihuahua Warriors,

love fearlessly, and help others share their hearts as well.

- Good night. - Good night, Daddy.