Ghost Brothers: Lights Out

Shit!

Fellas!

Marcus! What happened?

I, I, I think this door just opened.

What you're looking at here is actually a series of bad decisions.

Yours truly, the Paranormal Papi

is blindfolded and handcuffed to a bed, ladies.

Left as bait for a succubus,

an evil spirit known to prey on sleeping men.

Night, night!

But don't worry.

If anything goes wrong, at least I've got my safe word.

"Pineapples."

Yo!

It said, "This is her!" Pineapples, pineapples!

Yo, where we at, Marcus?

Man, just you wait. After what you put us through at Bobby Mackey's,

I got a surprise for you.

You still possessed? Man, shut up.

Once again, it's on.

We have arrived.

This is looking real demonic, bro. This like a dark Airbnb.

This is where it all started.

If you guys haven't heard of a little movie

called, "The Conjuring..." You shut your mouth!

Watch yourself, watch yourself.

That's my favourite movie, Marcus.

OK, well, yes, this is the famous Perron farmhouse, bruh.

Home of Bathsheba, the witch that put this place on the map.

Bathsheba herself is in that basement, my brother.

Where she at? Have you even seen "The Conjuring?"

That's the one with, with the woman that was a nun?

That was "Sister Act 2."

Mary, Sister Mary Clarence. That was, that was Whoopi.

That was Whoopi Goldberg. Yeah, Mary Clarence. Damn, Juwan,

only the biggest possession known to man,

you had kids getting body slammed by spirits...

They was getting thrown... dark figures, mommas getting slung.

Slung. What do you mean?

All that happened in here? I don't wanna say too much,

but the paranormal activity is still off the charts.

Tonight, the homeowners cleared out and gave us the keys,

and you guys are gonna go ahead and do our baseline investigation.

I'm gonna be outside, on the, on the grounds... OK.

..making sure everything's straight.

Gonna take this little farmhouse...

Yep... see if it's really haunted

or see if it's Hollywood hype, all right?

we don't take nobody's word for it.

We gotta see for ourselves. Got to. Boom.

Man, I love The Conjuring, but this place looks creepy as hell.

Be safe!

I need a little bit more than safety.

You didn't get a light?

Bathsheba?

Don't bro. Don't, don't, don't do that.

But why would you come inside

screaming the name of like the most evil spirit,

do you know Bathsheba was a witch that possessed people, bro?

She killed babies.

I think it was allegedly. OK, OK.

You're one of those people. OK.

OK.

Yo, what they don't know is...

..this all started in 1970 when a sweet family named the Perrons,

bought their dream home to raise their five little girls.

Now, the only problem that they had was

this was the most haunted place in the world. God dang.

I'm talking about voices, I'm talking about bed-shaking.

It was really haunted stuff going down.

Enter Ed and Lorraine Warren, the O.G.s of ghost hunting.

Now in the movie these are the actual people

who did the exorcism on Carolyn Perron.

The Warrens blame it all on a witch named Bathsheba.

They say Bathsheba killed a child with a knitting needle.

And she still possesses the land right now.

I don't even know why I took my guys here. My bad, my bad fellas.

OK.

How does it feel being in here, bro?

I'm gonna be honest with you man...

..I keep feeling like something's in that corner.

And I know it's that clock, but it feels like,

like it's a safe place for something to stand next to,

because you would then think you just saw the clock.

Does that make sense? Like someone would be hiding out

because they know they could hide behind something.

Or next to... Or you would think it was something else. Exactly.

I see what you're saying. Exactly.

And I just got a chill when I said that.

Man, let's take... Let's go.

..let's take steps into that room. What is this room?

This is where they were doing the exorcism.

That's where he's getting drawn to right now.

What the hell?

I feel like something's hiding behind. Right?

Well, what was that noise?

I didn't see anything.

All right, bro, whatever. Keep pushing.

I feel like something's in that corner.

You wanna sit on the couch? Yeah.

All right.

In the movie,

this is apparently the room where the Perron family held their seance.

OK. Now, I just wanna make it clear

that the Ghost Brothers are not conducting a seance right now,

no matter how it looks.

We're just sitting on the couch, keeping it cas,

and just kinda wanna see if there's something in here with us.

This is where the Warrens claimed that Bathsheba showed her face.

You know how crazy that is?

Say its name and show its face.

Bathsheba, I don't wanna come off fan-girlish,

but the movie that I saw, "The Conjuring,"

made you seem real bad-ass.

So, if that same entity is still here, can you, did you hear that?

Like a knocking sound?

You heard that? I heard that.

I heard that one from back there. Can you knock again?

I know you heard that!

I've been in a lotta instances like this before in my life.

You do not wanna be open for that, cos that thing can follow you.

Are you in the corner over there?

Let's check out the rest of this house, man.

Hey, head up upstairs.

Like, could you imagine being scared, running for your life,

and you gotta come down this narrow-ass, steep-ass stairs.

So right now, the fellas are going upstairs.

This is where the Perron sisters slept.

Bro, I just turned on the SLS cam.

See if we can catch any movement up here on cam.

You know what's wild? In the movie, two of the sisters,

they said that the beds would start shaking at a certain time.

Hey, gentlemen. What's up?

At 5:15 is actually when they would feel that bed shake,

and actually levitate.

Like at the same time every day? Every day, bruh.

It's not 5:15,

but I wonder if we can probably still get some type of motion.

So, I say you lay on the bed. Slow down.

No, for real bro, you just spread, spread eagle.

And we gonna ask the spirits if they can levitate or shake the bed

like they did the other family members.

Are you down to try that? I'm known to be a bed shaker.

Hey, hey, cos they call you Fred Flintstone.

Well, you gonna make them... Yeah, cos I'll make your bed rock.

Keep me Bathsheba. Yeah.

The next thing you know you hear the sound of a zipper.

Wait. Wait, be quiet.

You thought you heard a breath, didn't you? I swear to God I did.

You thought you heard a breath, didn't you? I swear to God, I did!

What the fuck?

Let's get the spirit box on.

Was that you that took a deep breath?

Is this somebody from the Perron family?

I heard, "Help." "Help?"

That's what I thought I heard.

How long have you been here?

There is a figure!

Where?

Where?

On the bed with you, like standing on the bed.

Shit.

Bathsheba, is that you?

It said, "This is her!"

And Juwan said, "This is her."

Can we talk about the activity that we've experienced up here, so far?

I'm ready to go.

Watch out man! What you...

You heard that move, bro?

Juwan is tripping.

No, you heard that joint move, bro. The end table.

Bro, let's move to the next room, man.

Bro, I have no idea what that was.

You calling on these spirits, man.

Telling Bathsheba to come in here bro, she on your ass now.

Did y'all hear that?

I feel like steps and stuff.

There's a lot of unnecessary doors.

I'm gonna try this one.

What's going on, bro?

Bro, I think something came out that damn door.

I think Dalen let something out that door.

I'll tell you what, it kinda sounds like leaves crunching.

No, you better... Look, look, look, look, look, look!

Anomaly. Yeah.

We see you right here.

And now I'm hearing 'em behind me. Y'all hear that shit?

Yo, there's something all around me. Do y'all hear that?

Now don't tell me you didn't see them lights go out.

All right, let's go.

What did you do?

It's literally standing right...

What's wrong with you, bro?

I swear, something just grabbed my ass.

Bro! I'm trying to tell you.

I am not playing.

I said to myself, I know Juwan ain't just palm my whole ass!

You're tripping bro! I need you to tighten up.

You are tripping right now.

No, I'm not. Whoa, OK.