Old Bandits (Velhos Bandidos)

TBD - TBD

CONFIRMED - CONFIRMED

MARTA MARCONDES - 94 YEARS-OLD RODOLFO MARCONDES - 94 YEARS-OLD

Hey, last passengers confirmed.

Thank God! I'm going to order the cars.

Well, for those staying, I'm leaving.

Thanks, Nancy. See you tomorrow.

It's nothing! Good job, boss.

You took your time, baby.

And the car?

Come on, Sid, my love. Come on, they've already sent the van.

Don't rush me.

"Voilà"!

It's ready.

I love you.

Come on.

Now,

I found our paradise on earth.

Look at this.

Saquarema. R$200,000.

Saquarema, Sid? Am I the kind of woman to live in Saquarema?

I already told you I want a cool inn in Bora Bora.

We're going to have to work hard here, right?

We made it in time.

How wonderful!

Only one employee.

These really are old folks!

Be careful not to scratch it, please.

The older, the better.

Do you think that woman is going to sleep in the house?

R$100 says she's leaving in less than two minutes.

Friday night, she's not even 30 years old.

Aha!

Relax, come on. Last time it took an eternity.

Let's go!

"Voilà"!

30 seconds to disable the alarm.

Bingo!

You take the living room, I'll take the bedrooms.

Done!

Sid...

Sid...

Stay still! You two, stay right there!

Are you going to kill us?

With that little finger of yours?

We don't use guns.

But we're going to tie you up.

Easy, easy...

Get away from my wife!

Stay still.

My love...

You were wonderful with that cane of yours.

And you were great with that spray.

What are you doing?

Calling the police.

I recognized that little bandit.

I bought our cruise with her.

It's over, Sid. Bora Bora is over.

The inn is over. Everything is over.

I said it was greed.

I said that we should have run away

with the money we had already made.

They were the ones, my love, who robbed Lucila's house.

Lucila was the one who recommended the agency to me.

I didn't want to end my life

cooking for surfers in Saquarema.

Okay, okay...

You'll be in a better situation in jail.

We're going to hand these two pieces of trash over to the police.

No!

Rodolfo, pay attention to what's happening.

We're being robbed

and losing a cruise, at the same time.

It's a sign from God

that you forgot the passports here at home, my love.

They're perfect.

The pieces I was missing.

No, no, no, no and no!

Did you see, my love, how small she is?

How tiny?

Look, so narrow.

A wasp waist.

He opened our safe in no time.

But we can't trust two thieves.

Trust?

We're going to control them.

The renovation starts in five days.

After five days,

it's throwing the plan away.

Edinanci dos Santos?

Sidney Souza?

We prefer Sid and Nancy.

They're clean.

How long have you been running this scam?

We don't have to answer any question of yours.

There are countless advantages to answering us

instead of the police.

What kind of advantages?

Financial ones.

We've been robbing old cruisegoers for three years.

Nancy!

How many robberies?

Don't answer, crazy!

Six. Seven, if we count the lovebirds.

How much money do you have saved?

What? Are you going to rob us?

Rob? No.

But the only chance you have

of keeping that money is by cooperating with us.

R$850,000.

All in bitcoins. It's a cryptocurrency, ma'am.

It's something complicated. How am I supposed to explain it to you?

At this very moment, it's worth...

US$51,673.

What kind of old people are you?

The dangerous kind.

What are you doing?

Open your eye!

- No. - Open it!

Open it!

What did she do?

Thank you, my love.

She stole all our money.

Police station?

My name is Lucila Fragata.

My house was robbed while I was on a cruise.

I have reason to state that the agency Top V...

No, no, no...

Is really involved in this robbery.

No, no, no, no...

Thank you.

You no longer have any money or any plan to rob old people.

And the police are now going to be after you.

Either you take part in the robbery...

Or jail.

Robbery?

But...

What robbery?

Forty years ago,

I was the financial director of a millionaire construction company,

which besides bridges, viaducts and pharaonic works

also built banks.

Rodolfo discovered

a criminal overpricing scheme

and I convinced him to file a complaint in court.

They forged a document that incriminated me.

Either we withdrew the complaint

or Rodolfo was going to prison, convicted.

They fired me for cause,

with no right to anything.

If you add up everything he should have earned,

adjusted,

today it would be R$8,000,000.

We only want to get back what is ours.

You want to rob a construction company?

No.

A bank.

This is the blueprint of the last bank Rodolfo built.

The robbery starts here.

And we're going to arrive in...

an ambulance.

I opened an account

and rented a safe-deposit box at that bank,

as soon as I started the plan.

As you requested, room number three.

Private room number three. Completely soundproof.

No cameras.

No time limit. And best of all...

this room is the Achilles' heel...

of the main vault.

The engineering left a gap here.

It’s 11.8 x 15.7 in, and 6 ft 6.7 in long.

That's to gain access to the electrical circuits

of the vault.

Sorry!

Smoke!

We rented a warehouse 3 mi from the bank

to switch cars.

We'll stop by a friend's farm in Corumbá.

The second jet will be waiting to take us out of Brazil.

From here on, everyone is on their own.

This is insane!

And for it to work, what would we need?

A laser drill bit, fake passports,

a metalworker to modify the chairs,

a specialist in smoke canisters,

an ambulance and a contact

for a hired plane. I mean... No.

With your money,

we'd have all of that in three days.

Congratulations on the plan.

But there's no way to force us to rob a bank.

You have three million reasons to do this.

And also this initial investment.

Yes.

So when would the robbery be?

Five days from today.

Five... Five days!

In five days you can't even rob a bakery.

We're going to need a minute to think.