The Girl Allergic to Wi-Fi (Ang Babaeng Allergic sa Wi-Fi)

I love you for so many reasons.

Including reasons that are still unknown to me.

I love your eyes.

I love staring at them.

The first time I saw you

you looked like an anime character!

- Dude... - What?

- She's so pretty! - That one?

She looks like an owl.

Her eyes are so big.

As if you are so tall...

Wow, so much for loyalty.

I wonder what section she's in.

I don't care.

From now on, buy your own Choc Nut!

- Idiot. - What?

Are you jealous?

What?

Are you into men again?

- You dumb-ass. - You can tell me.

Even if I were straight,

I wouldn't fall for you.

You used to eat your boogers back in kindergarten. Gross!

Macha!

It's okay. You'll always be my best friend.

That's never going to change.

- How sweet. Yes! - Can I give you a kiss?

Idiot! Stop it, dude!

- I don't want a kiss! Gross! - It's fine.

Have you no shame? People are looking at us!

- It's okay. - Hi.

Right there and then...

I fell for you.

Excuse me, is this the meeting place for CA?

I think I'm lost.

Hey!

Sorry.

Come again?

I believe God sent you into my life.

But I'm not really religious.

Except during exams.

God is too busy dealing with climate change and fake news.

We can pass this test on our own.

You really need to concentrate?

I'm asking for a miracle.

I'm praying that you grow taller.

Jerk!

When you're done with your novena, I'll be in the library.

Studying.

Do you really need a reason to love someone?

Are you just a dream?

Please listen, love...

That's mine, dude.

The truth is...

I can't explain why I fell for you.

It was just instant.

And it only got stronger.

Wait for me...

I guess that's what it means to be soulmates.

Your eyes meet

and you just know.

It's like being in your own music video.

...that I would fall for you

I'm here.

I hope you notice me.

A simple person who's in love with you.

A dream.

A dream.

Are you just a dream?

Everything slows down

and only the two of you exist.

In that moment you know your life is about to change

because at last after a long wait

you find your missing piece.

- Your corncob, ma'am! - Thank you.

Thank you so much.

What an epic fail!

- She chose corn over you! - Shut up!

- It's true! - Shut up.

Bro!

Coach, coach!

- Hey bro! - What's up, bro?

I left my wallet at home.

- Can you spare some cash? - Sure.

- Money's in my gym bag. Help yourself. - All right.

Bro, are you done with my essay?

- We need to submit it tomorrow. - I already emailed it.

Do the best, brother. I love you.

Aries, work on our assignments too!

For a price, bonehead!

Hi.

Hi.

Aren't you going to class?

We just have a shoot for Group 1.

Do you know my brother?

They don't just know each other.

They know each other very well.

- Margaux. - What? Tell him.

You don't need to hide it.

Your mom said you can have a boyfriend since you're in college.

That's right.

She's your brother's girlfriend.

Bro, why did you hide the fact that you have a girlfriend?

Idiot. I didn't hide it.

I mean, after me and Eileen broke up.

I thought she was just being a rebound.

I thought you were going to focus on basketball.

I fell hard for her.

Imagine, we have been together for six months now.

When the girl you like has a boyfriend

there's really nothing you can do

but trying to forget and move on.

Bro, bro!

Aries, join us!

- There. Come here. Smile! - This is Instagram-worthy.

But it's not that easy to forget

if the other guy happens to be your brother.

Duck face! Come on. Like this.

- That's it. - Cute!

And it also doesn't help when you two are

the most Instagrammable couple on the campus.

Bro!

Bro, can you do me a favor?

I promised to help Norma with her school activity.

I forgot that I have a game in Letran.

Very very wrong!

What do I keep telling you?

Never make promises you can't keep.

Right!

Your mom would kill me if I didn't put the cap back on the toothpaste.

One day, he just forgets the toothpaste cap.

The next day, he might forget me.

Well, you never know.

Honey.

- Honey, honey. - What?

You're overacting.

- Well, bro? - You know how much I love you.

Can you cover me?

Look at that!

I didn't know that today was National Bangs Day!

This was Norma's idea.

They look like coconut husks.

Instead of criticizing, why don't you lend us a hand?

No, thanks. The Holy Spirit might descend, and I would burst into flames.

You can do it!

Oh, Aries! Can you help me with this one?

Okay, sure.

Here.

So, tell me...

how long have you and Macha been together?

What?

We're not a couple.

Meaning? It's complicated?

Undefined?

Together, but with no labels?

We're just friends.

Well, that's nice.

I'm also single.

Oh my God!

Don't tell me you're gay.

What?

Well, you're not on Snapchat, Instagram, Twitter or even Facebook.

Are you hiding something?

Do people still hide being gay?

I don't know.

It just seems like you don't share anything about your private life.

I think that private matters are not for sharing.

You know what's really weird?

It's those people who are so concerned with the digital version of their lives...

They forget to live in the moment.

It's no wonder you don't have a lot of friends...

even if you're cute.

Bye.

Bro.

Norma? My brother wants to talk to you.

Tell him I'm busy.

Please reply to his text message.

Let him wait.

All right, bro.

He really tried to be excused from the game.

But his coach didn't allow it.

I'm just kidding.

I just want your brother to feel guilty.

I often wondered how our lives would have played out

if you didn't get sick.

Maybe things do happen for a reason.

Thank goodness it stopped.

Are you okay?

I felt dizzy earlier,

but all of a sudden, I'm okay.

It's just the heat.

I'm okay now. Don't worry.

Besides, your proxy is here.

Your brother wants to talk to you.

Bro.

Yeah.

I think she's okay now...

Girl, what's happening to you?

- Norma? - Norma!

Norma!