Chasing Life

Previously on "Chasing Life"

I think that we should let go of the idea

that this will ever be normal.

It's kind of what I like about it.

Are you two dating?

- We used to. - But it's over now?

- Totally? - Yes.

- Press charges? - This is exactly

what we were concerned about when we decided

the girls should stop seeing each other.

You must be excited. I mean, new job, new city.

We'll see. So many great things that have happened to me

have come as a complete surprise.

Ah, your room's that way,

kitchen's there.

Your girlfriend is one lucky woman.

I don't have a girlfriend.

Then I guess I'm the lucky one.

Stop what you're doing

and step away from one another right now.

This cannot happen. No.

No, coming through.

Excuse me, thank you.

Whoa, can't two strangers make out publicly in private?

Beth, what are you doing?

What? You two know each other?

Yeah, let me introduce you guys. Uh...

Natalie, this is Dominic,

April's ex. Dominic,

this is Natalie, April's half-sister

- and my new roommate. - Oh.

I'm like dying.

- This is hilarious. - Oh.

So that... Whoa. But why... wo...

Yikes.

I shouldn't even be surprised.

I mean, if you make out with every girl on the planet,

you'll eventually stumble across some relatives.

- Right? - I thought you looked familiar.

I saw your picture once.

You know what? We are going

to go and get a table.

But, you two,

and I mean it, no!

Off.

Bad.

All right.

Oh, no.

Well, I, uh, guess it's a good thing

Beth got here when she did.

You know, things could have gotten... awkward.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

And I don't do awkward.

Um...

Thanks...

For, uh, helping me out.

- It's fine. - Yeah, um...

- Hey. - Oh, uh, hi.

Beth's ex-roommate took the washer and dryer

when she moved out.

Brenna said it'd be okay if I stopped by

- whenever to do mine. - Yeah.

Help yourself. I was just on my way to work.

Ah, you totally got some last night,

- didn't you? - Excuse me?

Knowing when people got action is, like, my sixth sense.

I guess that means

coma dude's you-know-what still works.

Whoo! That would've been a downer.

- Literally. - Uh, Leo and I didn't do it.

His caretaker Pete

decided he'd rather savor Nurse Jackie

than binge watch, so...

We did have some fun.

Hmm, well, we missed you at the Charles.

- We? - Beth was there.

And, oh my God, okay.

So you want to hear the craziest, most random thing ever?

It's like so weird. You're gonna laugh.

I kind of made out with your ex-boyfriend.

I'm s... Dominic?

You're not laughing.

Uh, oh, look.

I had no idea who he was.

I was only trying to get that annoying bartender,

Tiege, off my back. And I just grabbed the cutest guy that I could find.

Beth explained everything.

- Okay. - It was totally random.

It would never happen again.

You've got like nothing to worry about.

And come on, half-sisters before misters.

Morning.

Morning.

Great job with the cancer benefit article.

I really think Aaron's gonna like it.

Oh, thanks. I hope so.

And it's a good thing you were able to finish in time

to go make out with my half-sister.

Sorry.

Couldn't resist.

How'd you find out?

Natalie told me.

She's very open.

Yeah, well, it was an honest mistake.

I had no idea who she was.

- I swear. - You don't have to explain yourself,

even though you did see a picture of her

that day we went to my dad's storage unit.

- But... - Well, you know,

- a lot's happened since then. - Yeah.

You're allowed to make out with whoever you want.

Yeah, I know.

The new school year is all about new beginnings.

It's an opportunity to grow...

Grow as an individual.

Mom, you give me the same speech every September.

Well, it's still a good speech.

And it's especially appropriate for you this year.

How are you feeling about all that?

You still nervous for the first day?

Ah, seeing Greer is gonna be a little awkward,

but luckily I don't have to worry about

being in any of her A.P. classes.

My lack of ambition has finally paid off.

- Right? - Well, I'm glad you're being mature

about everything, but, you know, Brenna,

maybe it's time you took school

a little more seriously now that you're a junior.

Change is good.

Well, in that case, why don't I just get

my G.E.D. and move to San Francisco

with uncle George?

You gonna miss him?

You guys were hanging out a lot.

It was almost like he was your...

My husband?! Stop it, Brenna.

I was gonna say brother.

Yeah, I'm gonna miss him, but it's for the best.

New beginnings and everything.

Hey, you know what? Let's get you some new shoes.

Those are seriously falling apart.

Um, that's the whole point.

I just can't believe

you didn't tell me right away.

I have to hear it from Natalie.

Dude, I was obviously gonna tell you.

I was just, you know...

I was trying to figure out how best to phrase it.

Especially since it's never happening again.

I totally shamed both of them.

We'll see. You can never tell with those two.

They're both such...

Sluts?

Kinda.

What were you doing with Natalie anyway?

I mean, we're roommates now.

We're gonna end up in the same places sometimes,

but it doesn't mean we're gonna be like friends

or, like, hang out or anything.

We're just... God, we're way too different.

You know, I mean... mm...

like, have you seen her Instagram?

- Mm-mm. - It's like all selfies.

I've decided that she looks best in the valencia filter.

I'm sorry we bailed on the club tonight.

- Oh. - I know you wanted to go dancing, and...

Oh, my God. Don't worry about it.

You're sick... you shouldn't have to wait in long lines

in the freezing cold just to get into some club,

where I'm sure we would have caught way worse diseases.

Which is ironic, because the club is called Pure.

All right, who do we think is getting eliminated tonight?

Crystal with a "Y" or Cristal with an "I"?

My money's on Kandy with a "K."

Who's that?

I thought you were going to Pure.

Oh, the line was long and it was cold,

so we just went back to April's and watched TV.

Are those my earrings?

Quitters.

Well, me and your earrings are going there now.

- Doug. - Who?

Hi, Doug. What is it this time?

Yes, um, hi.

So, your music is extremely loud.

It's very hard to work on my dissertation.

Um, Balzac and the hums of Justin Bieber

- don't exactly mix. - Like I'd ever listen to Bieber!

Is this dude serious?

Oh, and if you don't mind,

could you two not walk around in your high heels?

The thumps scare my cats.

- Sure, Doug. - Cool.

- Good night. - Yeah, good night.

- Okay, bye. - Okay, bye.

All right.

He's a Balzac.

- Yeah. - I'm going dancing. You wanna come?

Pretty sure these will get us in quickly.

Oh, I don't think so.