The Devil Comes to Kansas City

Hey, Rob?

You ready?

Man, I've been waitin' my whole life for this, man.

Got my Sunday's best on.

Ain't no turnin' back now.

Get out there and show 'em what ya made of.

I'll be back.

You ready to sign the contract?

And you're aware of the extenuating circumstances?

In perpetuity?

Oh, yeah.

This goes way beyond just you.

Per our previous conversation, my wares.

In exchange for your eternal soul.

You know what to do.

Ah, I like that.

The first prick always hurts the most.

Ooh!

Let me see ya.

Ooh!

Wow!

You put the sky in the blues, my friend.

Boy, you look happy.

I love making people happy.

Enjoy it.

Wake up!

All right!

How's your corn, Becca? - Delicious.

Delicious.

What's for breakfast, Mommy?

Well, baby, we got scrambled eggs, potatoes, and bacon.

Bacon?

Why bacon?

I don't understand why you don't like bacon.

Everyone likes bacon.

Well, I don't like bacon.

If everybody in the world likes bacon,

there'd still be one person that doesn't like bacon.

Okay, baby, you made your point.

Good morning, sweetheart.

Good morning, Daddy.

Good morning, baby.

Paul, I just cleaned the floors.

Take your boots off.

I wiped 'em, but I ain't gonna take 'em off

when I'm walkin' right back out.

Okay.

Rebecca, you wanna show your dad what you're drawin'?

Look! - Oh, look at that!

That's us right there.

Look, there's even a tractor!

Oh, yeah, it's good.

It should be a red tractor.

Doesn't she know that? - Well, it even looks

like a tractor.

It does.

Two scoops?

Just one, and some bacon. - Okay.

Here, I'll give you two. - Thank you.

A big day today.

Levi's comin' up to help me bale.

I'm gonna move some cattle across the property.

How many cows are you moving, Daddy?

I reckon 100 or so.

I can't wait to be a farmer, too!

You're not gonna

be a farmer.

But Mommy, I wanna be a farmer.

I'm sure you'd be a great farmer,

if you weren't gonna be a doctor,

or lawyer, or somethin'. - Mm-hmm.

Well, I wanna do it!

Well, what about a farm veterinarian?

A cow doctor!

Go to the farm, help sick cows.

That's a healthy compromise, right?

But what about the horses?

Yeah!

Horses, and chickens, and goats.

I want an alpaca!

An alpaca?!

What kinda shows are y'all watching?

You know she loves the animal shows.

Oh, that's right, y'all got a big day, too.

Spend the night in Kansas City.

What time are y'all leavin'?

We're probably gonna take off around five.

The plays at eight, and we need to check into our hotel.

All right, that's a good plan.

A guy I served with, he's from Kansas City,

lives down there.

Oh, really?

Yeah, we used to keep in touch,

but I haven't heard from him in a while, so.

Rebecca, are you excited to see

"The Forest Friends" tonight?

I'm so excited!

I wish you could come, Dad.

I know, me too,

but we have so much work to be done,

if I don't do it, no one will.

You ready to bale, or are you gonna bail on balin'?

That's funny comin' from you.

Ooh!

Levi, no boots on my floor.

Yes, ma'am.

Sorry, ma'am.

Thank you.

Morning, Rebecca.

Morning.

If I don't see y'all before y'all leave,

have the best time, and I love you both very much.

Well, if you're not gonna offer me coffee, let's go!

I'm sorry, bud, no more coffee.

Sweetheart, I love you so much.

Love you.

Bye, darlin'.

Say hi to the rabbit for me.

He's my favorite.

I thought I was your favorite guy?

No, not anymore.

Not anymore? - Have fun with the cows!

We will, sweetheart. - Bye!

Bye!

Rebecca, you need to eat your breakfast

so you can take your shot.

But Mom, I don't like my shot.

Okay, but you need your insulin shot, baby.

Big bite.

Thank you.

Randall!

Right on time! - Yeah.

You're not in the office.

Well, you know, I'm on my break.

Even the Lord had a day of rest.

Ooh, Mom says hello.

You know, I will never know

what she puts in these things to make 'em so delicious.

It's nutmeg.

Nutmeg? - Yeah.

Well, God bless nutmeg,

and God bless you both.

You know, they love those down at the food drive.

You can just put 'em in a corner.

Oh, okay.

I'm gonna go ahead and get outta here.

It was good to see you, Reverend.

You, too.

Randall, just a quick minute.

You got a moment?

Yeah.

Wanna take a seat?

So...

I heard about what's happenin' this evenin'.

The party?

Well, Ms. Patricia told me

that she was going to a seance

that you were hostin' for Mrs. Marlow.

Seance, that ain't...

That's not what this is.

I'm not havin' a...

I'm not having a seance.

That's a strong word. - Yeah!

I thought so, too.

But I just wanna know, what's going on, Randall?

Well, you know what I'm dealing with, right?

Oh, yeah.

Your quest to find a good deed, yeah.

Listen, I don't think it's a good idea.

I think you should call it off.

Well, I thought that if I did this for Mrs. Marlow,

it might help her.

No, these are old people we dealin' with, Randall.

Okay.

Fine.

Really?

Yeah, really.

I'll call Ms. Marlow as soon as I get home.

You promise me?

Yeah, I promise.

You got my word.

All right! - Yeah.

Well, thank ya, Randall. - All right.

I really appreciate that.

And maybe in not scarin' old folks,

that's a good deed that you need.

All right.

You take it easy. - Yeah.

Hey, hey, hey!

And tell your mom thank you for these pancakes.

God bless ya.

Hey, buddy.

What's up, bro?

Help yourself.

Beer's in the door right next to the antibiotics.

You finished postin'?

Yeah, well, just about.

We'll finish up in the mornin'.

Ah, man, I appreciate you helpin' me out.

Anytime.