Two Sentence Horror Stories

Hey, hold the door!

Oh.

- Can you get it? - Yeah.

Okay, this is my floor.

Oh, me too. Erica. Just moved in.

Oh, you!

You listen to music all the time.

I can hear you at night.

I mean... hear music.

I'm sorry. I can turn it down if you...

No, no, no. I actually wish I could hear it better.

A neighbor that wants me to turn the music up?

Now, that is a first.

I'm Mona.

Well, Mona, if you, um, ever want to borrow some music, or...

- Oh, here, let me help you. - No, no!

I'm sorry.

It's my mom. She needs me.

Hey! Don't move.

Ohh.

Mei-mei?

Nice little setup you got here.

Hi.

What are you listening to?

Oh...

nothing, really.

I'm sorry.

Hey.

Hi.

Excuse me, I'm gonna...

I- I'm sorry if I'm being weird.

It's okay. I get it.

You get what?

You're straight. I'm not.

It's cool. It is what it is.

That's not it.

So... then, it's just me.

- N-no. - No worries.

- Let me just get by. - What I meant is...

No!

Mona!

Wait!

Mona, did you do that?

That was amazing.

No one has ever said that about me.

How do you do that?

I've just always... been this way.

Can I see you later?

Don't call me that.

We'll watch an episode later.

You're wrong. And she already does.

Don't say that! Don't you dare!

Please shut up.

I wish you would just die!

Hello?

Your door was open.

Just wanted to make sure everything was okay.

Mona?

Just let me be.

I hate you, oh, Ma!

Hey!

Jason Miller, on two counts grand theft auto.

No outstanding warrants. Exercise caution.

Man! It's too tight, man!

Ugh!

Let me go.

Hey!

What are you talking about, dude?

Hey. Hey!

Let go, man! I didn't do nothing!

Ugh!

Do you need help?

It's currently 59 degrees.

I saw what the cops did to you earlier.

You weren't doing anything, and they beat you.

And I know this stuff happens all the time,

but... I've never seen it before.

A 29-year-old unidentified man went berserk last night

- opening fire on... - It was awful.

I came back because I wanted to help.

So s-should I drop you off at a hospital, or...

No hospitals.

... not releasing any information until...

I'd appreciate it if you could get me to Merton.

... a crackdown on laboratory experiments on animals

is expected to become...

Sure, uh...

I can take you as far as Marronville.

Thank you.

... what animals would be allowed to be used in a lab.

You know, some people would say...

a white girl like you,

shouldn't be picking up black guys like me.

I'm just playing with you.

... power was out for three hours

in Eastern Metro because of downed hydro lines.

Um...

I'm Michelle.

The cleanup is expected to take at least two days.

I'm Jason.

... is pegged at $3 million.

Reported missing yesterday, Mary Renton.

The Mooretown College senior was last seen in a parking lot,

leaving a local bar on Saturday night.

Blood matching her blood type was found where her car was...

- Want something? - No. I'm fine, thank you.

You sure?

You kind of look like her.

I'm sorry?

The... The... The missing girl.

Be careful. Okay?

I think somebody outside is following me.

Can you please help me?

- Frank! - Yeah?

Do you see that man outside?

- The black guy? - Yeah.

You want me to call the police?

Oh, maybe that's not necessary.

Uh, can you maybe just come outside

and see me to my car?

Well, if he's bothering you, I should really call the police.

I- I just... I really don't want to do that.

All right, give me a second, then.

Hey!

Back away from the lady's car.

Where is it? Where's my wallet?!

I don't want any trouble, okay?

I just want to drive out of here.

You offer to help a man when he's down,

just so you can take what little he got?!

Hey, I'm not gonna ask you again.

Give it back to me! She stole my wallet!

Hey! Watch your language!

I'm gonna stand here, watch you leave,

make sure we don't have to enjoy your company again.

I'm gonna see you again.

I promise you.

Ugh!

Hey!

Thank you.

Oh!

Oh!

Hey!

Oh!

Ow.

Oh!

Hey!

Hey!

Oh!

You shouldn't have followed me!

- Whoa! Whoa! - Don't move!

I was just trying to get away from you!

Okay, okay, look, look, calm down!

But you wouldn't leave me alone!

I know. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Look, I lost my temper.

Just... Look, please, just put down the gun.

I can't do that.

Listen, this is all just a misunderstanding.

This is all your fault!

I- I just needed your wallet.

It's okay.

I- It's okay. It doesn't matter, it's just money.

The picture... I just wanted the picture back.

What picture?

My daughter.

It's the only one I have.

Listen... I...

Look, p-please, Michelle.

Michelle...

I just want to see my daughter.

Please.

Don't you get it?

I took your wallet so that I could plant it...