Touched by an Angel

4:59. Just in time.

Good afternoon. Chamberlain Bank.

Bye-bye.

Next, please.

Uh-huh.

Here you go.

I hate to pry,

but what are you doing in here, Miss Wings?

I'm returning this.

Benji never wore his hair like that. Oh.

Well, I thought I'd put it in the lost and found.

Angel, baby, you are so cute when you are naive.

Chamberlain Bank.

All right, then shut down the factory.

Call Jacobs.

You tell him I want the whole operation

up and running in Mexico by the first of the year.

What? What?

How many?

Do we have anything in writing?

Then lay 'em off. Lay them all off.

Period. End.

They want to play hardball with me...

Where was I?

Oh. The divorce.

No divorce, Elizabeth.

It's not a good time.

I'm in delicate negotiations.

Oh, I'm sorry

it's inconvenient for you, Max.

I'd hate to interrupt you with something

as petty as our marriage

while you're busy ruining other people's lives.

That's right. You want a family.

Well, I'm willing to negotiate.

Next year, one child, one nanny,

schools in the city, summers out on the island.

I get to pick the schools, and you get to pick the camp.

When did you get like this, Max?

Nick, please, pull over right here.

Elizabeth.

Think about what you're...

I am not gonna stand here and beg for your love, Max,

and I will never let a child of mine beg for it.

It's over.

I don't want you in my life,

and I don't want you to be the father of my children.

Go ahead and answer it, Max.

I'm sure it's much more important than me.

All right, have it your way.

Let's go, Nick. We're late.

You really put up a fight, didn't you, Max?

Excuse me. Did you lose this?

No.

Watch yourself.

People get very strange when it comes to money.

I don't know why they put so much faith

in that little piece of paper.

It's because they can smell it,

touch it, and hold it in their hands. That's not faith.

That's just smelling, touching, holding something.

How much faith do you have?

Well, that's a silly question.

I'm an angel.

Well, what would you do if I told you

you didn't have any faith at all? What?

Sooner or later every angel finds that out.

Sooner or later.

Be right with you.

So how are you two holding up?

Oh, I'm fine, but somebody's a little restless.

Oh, I'm sorry.

We're no longer accepting any deposits.

The bank's closing next week.

I've got to pay my rent and my computer online bill.

We just closed.

Well, look, it's good. It's from the university.

I'm sure it is, Mr. Ketter, but as I said,

The computer's not accepting any more deposits.

Don't blame the computer. I know computers.

They don't do anything they're not told to do. I'm sorry.

Get your sucker? Sure did.

I'm gonna get one, too.

There you go. Have a nice night. Good night.

Evening, Mr. Chamberlain.

Mr. Chamberlain.

We've been expecting you. Follow me, please.

I'm going to need a minute alone, please.

Chamberlain for Bargher.

Listen, I've got to cover these checks.

I've been banking here for three years.

You've never turned it down before.

Isn't that funny? A bank turning away a customer's money.

Well, maybe not funny, but certainly slightly amusing

in an ironic sort of...

Listen, I've gotta cover these checks.

I'd like to accommodate you.

What we can do is give you a cashier's check,

but there's a fee.

I don't want to pay a fee!

What is the matter with you?

I've never gone through this before with a teller.

Please, step aside. I'll get the manager.

And Howard, I want you to pull out the prenuptial,

take a look at it and get back to me.

Get back to me.

Mrs. Crespo, I'm ready.

I want the monthly report... gross, net.

Absolutely. I have it all here. Excuse me.

If you'd like, we can take a look at this

in the other office. The vault. I'm already late.

Oh, fine. Very good. Good.

All right, everybody... Don't do it!

Don't do it!

You, over here right now! Guns on the ground, now!

Seven bucks an hour is not worth it.

Kick 'em over here.

Come on, over here!

All right, everybody else,

over here!

Let's go! Let's go! Move it!

You two, out there now! Now!

What is this? We got all day?

I want everybody on the ground

with your hands on your head, especially you!

Oh, you didn't have to do that!

Shut up!

Ladies, do you mind?

Grab some rug, baby.

Get your hands behind your head!

What language do you speak?!

Don't!

If I let you stand, I gotta let everybody stand.

Well, this is as close to the floor as I get.

All right, no one moves, no one gets hurt.

Keep that in mind. There's gonna be a quiz later.

Excuse me?

Get back down!

You don't want to shoot me.

There's a part of you that doesn't want to do this.

You know, you're right,

but there's a part of me that does.

Now sit down!

I'm not afraid.

Everybody's gotta be a martyr.

Okay, well, maybe you wouldn't mind dying,

but how would you like it if I killed her? Ohh!

No!

No, please, don't.

Come on, come on, come on.

Get down. It's gonna be all right.

Any more heroes?

You can have the money.

Excuse me?

Take the money. It's okay. I own this bank.

Do what he says. Take the money and go.

Leave everybody alone.

Well, you know, that was the plan, sweetheart.

I mean, there I was standing in line,

minding my own business,

waiting until it was my time to hold up the bank,

and in walks a celebrity.

That's right, folks.

He is an owner.

He owns things,

like banks and ships

and factories

and people like us.

And then he sells us all out

and just gets richer!

Ladies and gentlemen,

the owner of the bank... On whose floor you now grovel...

Mr. Max Chamberlain.

Just take the money and go.

Sorry, Max.

That won't do.

You walked in, and suddenly I realized

this really wasn't about money.

It's between you and me.

Do I know you?

No, but I know you, pal.

And that's why we're all here.

Look, if you have a problem with me,

let's talk about it.

Just let everybody else...

You take me seriously, Chamberlain,

or you will be sorry.

Tess, we can't just sit here.

Shh! Listen to what he's saying.

He's not here for the money,

and we're not here to protect the money.

He's here for an altogether different reason,

and we can't do anything