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Ali!

Ali!

- George? - You playing out?

Uh, hi. Sorry, that's my bike.

Oh! Um, hi there.

We were just making sure that all of these bikes were... road safety?

And we were just walking by. Oh, yours isn't, by the way.

We were just walking by and we just...

Yeah, we thought it looked a bit...

- You know. - Yeah.

I should probably go get that serviced or something.

Yeah, yeah. Full service. You can never be too careful.

Yeah, the um... the bearing's, like, completely gone in the back wheel.

- Do you want me to be honest? - Yeah. Yeah, fire away.

Or just a little bit of lies or...?

- Who is it? - Georgie and Ali.

You know, if Nike did bikes, these would be the Nike bikes of the world!

Nike bikes!

There are a lot! I mean a lot...

a lot of bike shops round here

that we could be taking our fabulous goods to.

But it's you.

With the Tour de France coming up as well, all the kids want a bike.

Your bikes here look brilliant.

Like amazing, like top-notch bikes.

- Mm-hm. - Everyone would want 'em.

- Everyone loves Tour de France. - Exactly!

- Alright, how much? - Now we're talking.

- OK... - Alright...

- Can you just give us a moment, please? - You got this?

Don't suppose we'll get a lot of money off her.

- I ain't got time, Georgie. - OK.

- 60 each. - Nah.

Right, you know what, let's just take 'em somewhere else.

Alright, see ya later. See yourself out. Close the door.

Please, Zeph? You know I need the money.

I'm Zeph.

This is my shop.

This is my van.

What I would say to Georgie, the advice I'd give to her, is...

...it's... it all goes... it goes like that.

Like a... a circle.

So, you're born and then everyone... everyone dies.

But hopefully, she doesn't die soon, cos she's a child.

Yeah, Georgie's a very nice person really.

You keep chatting rubbish. She's not a good person.

- She keeps stealing our bikes. - Yeah, but not mine.

We don't like her.

She doesn't even know how to apply foundation.

An entire day off?

It just doesn't take an entire day off to grieve, it just doesn't.

I'm sorry, it doesn't.

You know, a morning off. A morning off, that's all it takes.

Take a morning off, come back, get over it.

Obviously, very sad.

- Extremely. - So... sad.

Lovely though that she's living with...

Er... her uncle.

Winston Churchill.

Disgusting.

Absolutely disgusting!

Ah, beautiful.

Josh, could you do me one favour?

- No more voice recordings. - Ah, but you're so good at 'em.

What do you want me to say?

"Georgie is doing great at school, thanks."

Georgie's doing great at school, thanks.

Say it like you mean it, then.

Let's try that again.

Georgie's doing great at school, thanks.

Ah, that's actually... Ah, that's amazing.

That was so good.

Um... "We are thinking of getting a hamster."

We're thinking of getting a hamster.

'A hamster? I mean great, yeah. Good for you, good for you.

'How's Georgie getting on?'

- 'We are fine, thank you.' - 'That's good, good.

'Emotionally coping with the situation?'

'We are eating spaghetti bolognese today.'

'I find that cheers me up, yeah.

'Both big fans of the bolognese. I don't blame you. It is delicious.

'Maybe Georgie can tell me a little bit more about how she's getting on.

- 'Would she be free for a little chat?' - Hello!

'Hiya! How you getting on?'

Good. I'm very busy at the minute, so I've got to go.

'OK, well, have a nice tea!

'Winston?'

- 'We are fine, thank you.' - 'Er, OK. Great.

'Well... I, for one, feel reassured.'

Mum!

Mum!

Georgie! Hey, I'll call you back.

Can Ali stay tonight?

- OK. Are you gonna be in bed by ten? - Before ten!

OK, good. Does your uncle not mind?

- He doesn't mind. - I would really like to meet your uncle.

Yeah, my uncle's really busy at the minute.

- Busy? - Yeah.

OK, but how are you coping?

Dance.

Mum, do you wanna see our dance?

- OK, show me the dance. - Alright.

To the left.

Good moves, kids. Good moves.

- It's purple. - It's not.

- It's literally purple. - It's not.

- What colour is it, then? - Pink.

Get up.

Amazing!

Leave them how they were!

- It ain't comfy like that. - Well, that's how Mum did it.

- Doesn't always have to be the same. - Yes, it does.

Move your feet!

- What do you wanna watch? - Er...

- No. - Why not?

Not again.

I'm sick of not being able to vacuum up them spiders and all.

How could you even consider killing Napoleon?

You know that's my guy from day. Always got my back!

Genghis, a bit of a mad guy, but still my G!

Julius and Maggie T, those two little love birds.

Disgusting, bruv!

And Alexander the Great.

RIP, my certy guy. What a devastating blow.

Please stop talking about it. Very annoying.

Agh!

Can you get your stinky feet out of my face?

What stage of grief are you at now?

I think I'm almost finished. Stage three or four?

But I'll get through the other stages quick.

But you literally had a go at me for moving the pillows.

Everything's still the same as how your mum did it, you know?

Mum...

She said she was going up into the sky.

What? Like to real heaven and that?

Like, proper proper?

Dunno.

What were you doing in that room again before I came?

Um... playing.

I could play, too, if you want. Only if you want company, though.

No.

- Are you sure? - Mm-hm.

- Goodnight, Georgie. - Shut up!

Nah, nah, Stace, hear, man.

He's just not hubby material, I'm telling you.

The other day he was like to me, "Ah, I think you're the one."

Me? Girl, bye...

'Why are you filming me?

'Georgie, please get that camera out of my face!

- 'What is wrong with you? Turn it round.' - 'Nah!'

- 'That day five of those pyjamas?' - 'What was that?'

- 'Day five with no shower?' - 'Huh?'

- 'Can smell you a mile off!' - 'Excuse me!

'Shall we tell the camera what I've just pulled out of your hair?

'Shall we tell them? A nice big juicy nit!'

'I probably got them from you, anyway.'

'No, you didn't!

'Get it out, please. You're grounded.'

Hello, hello, hello and welcome to...

Crusty Musty, um... Helping Hand Lip Show.

Today, we are selling this red lipstick palette.

Now, here we have Clive.

As you can see, Clive's lips are very crusty.

- Just like the gentleman in the studio. - Just shut up! Shut up!

We have lots of callers on the phone at the minute.

- What's this made out of? - Um...

Endangered, um, shredded lizards

and crushed-up ruby diamonds.

Now, we are looking for a low-low price of £2 million...

How much?

I think you heard me, sir.

- Now, we have lots and lots... - Wait, who's that?

What you doing in my garden?

- Alright, kids? - No, we ain't.

Are you Georgie?

Who's asking?

I'm Jason.

I'm your dad.

Owner of that top.

No, you ain't. My mum give me this.

Yeah, I gave it to her.

- What, you living on your own, then? - No.

- Can I come in for a chat? - Get out!

Right, so I'll tell the Social there's a 12-year-old living on her own, shall I?

You let him in.

What do you expect me to do? He was gonna call the Social on me.

Yeah, but...

Exactly.

How are you gonna sleep at night knowing that he's lurking around the house?

Shall we have dinner later?

David Beckham's welcome as well.

No.

Don't be like that. It's free food.

Free food?