Dudes (Manes)

I know how you get when you get hungry.

So...

I rather feed the beast.

Shut up.

Oh, my god!

Sushi with plantains. Really?

Yes. You won't find this delicacy anywhere else.

Maybe, that's what the little spot on St. John Street is missing.

I love that place.

Yeah, me too.

May we should go back... both of us.

They didn't give us chopsticks and I don't have any.

No chopsticks.

So... fork? Or hand?

DUDES

AGE AND IMMATURITY

Tell me the truth.

The truth.

Why did you ditch me like that...

if you weren't looking for an open relationship?

You know my mom.

She's...

She's...?

She...

She wasn't...

okay with the idea of me...

Marrying a...

Latina.

I was already having a bad day.

And now you're telling me your mom was being a racist against me?

- Really? - Damn!

I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have told you the truth.

Damn!

Damn! Okay.

I...

I got kind of turned off about the whole marriage thing...

and...

honestly, I didn't think your family was happy either

with you marrying a black guy.

Oh, thank you! How thoughtful of you!

This is too much for me, really. I need another drink and a joint.

What? Who am I not giving a chance?

Well, apart from all of your mom's boyfriends,

all the women that you go out with.

Juli, I don't know a single woman you've dated

that you can't find something wrong with...

including Antonia.

The first one, and you gave up.

Let's see, Antonia is different.

Antonia lied to me, so no.

No, if it's not because she lied to you,

it's because she's too intense, or too simple or too complicated.

Antonia is a hell of a woman, Juli.

And because of your immature excuses, you fled the scene, like an adolescent.

Yeah, sure.

Want a beer?

What?

What?

What would your mommy say...

if she knew you flew all the way here...

and kissed the little Latina?

My mom doesn't even know I'm here.

My lawyer is going to send you the divorce papers.

I need you to get out of this house today.

My love...

where do you want me to go?

Go wherever you want.

For the first time in your life use this one instead of that one.

MIRANDA, THE ENTREPRENEUR, THE VISIONARY AND THE PREDATOR?

Did you sleep with him?

Antonia! Ah!

You know what? You're already a grown woman,

and you have to live with your own decisions.

I don't understand what he did to convince you.

Well, Marci, the truth is the alcohol convinced me.

I got drunk!

And... it's all good.

Look...

I don't understand you...

really.

So, listen, tell me something...

was this just casual sex? Or...

Or are you thinking about giving him another chance?

I don't know, I mean, all I know is...

besides the abrupt break up which was awful...

he's always been a good boyfriend.

What?

Just do this.

Bowl therapy. Bowl therapy in Costa Rica.

Bowls in Costa Rica.

- Hello, my beautiful bro! - Hey, Dad.

So, we don't hug anymore, brother?

- Hello. - How are you?

- Good. - You forget about my trip?

No, no, no, not at all. You're going for bowl therapy in Costa Rica, right?

Look at you. You've learned to listen.

- You see? - But you forgot the date.

- Pau, I'd like you meet Andrea. - Hello.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- Andrea. How are you? - Paula, fine.

Oh, you look lovely.

- That dress... - Thank you.

- Yeah. - It's like very new age.

Do you know what surprises me?

That now older women are dressing like this, all modern.

I say this because my mom loves to dress like this.

- That's nice, your mother. - You look lovely.

Well, kids, I gotta go because I have a busy day.

- Okay. - Bye.

Come over here.

- See how you had to experience more? - Yeah.

Yeah, you woke up today like...

ten years more handsome.

Bye!

Okay, what should I call you now?

- "Ricaprio." - Oh, no.

Yes, you're getting younger by the minute.

My love, I'm leaving. Behave. Be good.

- Don't be eating cereal all day... - Yes, ma'am.

No packaged food.

And watch the gluten. He has a reaction to gluten, you hear?

We eat well here, don't worry.

I do worry.

- Okay, have a good trip. - Bye, be good.

Bye.

Hey, Mafe, I can't go to work today.

I'm a Dad today. I forgot. Call me if you need me, okay? A kiss.

Well, what is it, bro? Cereal or what?

I'll get the cereal.

Look, Mario, I know perfectly well

that you're incapable of sexual harassment,

but we're talking about an extremely sensitive issue.

In my experience I can tell you

that for every baseless case like this...

there are twenty, I don't know, thirty that are real and very serious,

and that goes against you.

You could be categorized as...

I don't know, as the typical dirty old man...

of back-in-the-day, a powerful millionaire

who uses his social position...

to sleep with young girls to take advantage.

But, Jorge, that's not the case.

I know.

But the abuse of power is a matter of perspective.

What we're going to do is the following.

For now, don't contact them.

That would be a double-edged sword for us.

What you should do is hire a public relations team...

to handle this whole scandal...

that has come up.

I'm pretty sure they're going to tell you to ask for forgiveness.

Just quit your position.

Enjoy your retirement.

Don't start fighting with those people

because what you're going to do is attract all the attention.

And believe me, that...

you have a lot to lose.

No.

I'm not going to let Ximena and those reporters

damage my reputation just like that.

Okay, understood.

Since you're willing to go to battle,

the first thing we're going to do is the following.

We're going to threaten them.

We're going to tell them that we're going to file a countersuit sue for defamation.

That's perfect.

If this doesn't work,

we go to trial.

Very well.

So did you talk to Victoria?

No, not yet.

Let's grab a quick bite to eat, please.

I can't, I told you I have a meeting.

Give me your phone.

You're going straight to the hotel, right?

If you say so. You know what? I'm gonna get a taxi.

No way.

Okay, you're all set. I'll be here in five minutes.

Okay.

So, I guess I'll see you later.

Yes.

Bye.

So, have you decided what you're going to study?

Because it's about time, right?

Dad, please record a video for me, okay?

- To record you? - Yeah, hold this for me. Thanks.

- What are you going to do? - Let me know. Now?

Yeah, yeah, go.

Oh, you gotta be kidding.

Oh, Dad! Seriously,

it's not that difficult for you to record a video for me.

Give me a second, give me a second.

MIRANDA, THE ENTREPRENEUR, THE VISIONARY AND THE PREDATOR?

Son of a bitch.

Did you know that in nature

there is prodigality of transsexual and bisexual behaviors?

That there are species that have the ability to change their sex?

Oh! Yeah, the clownfish, for example, right?