The Bad Guys 2

Your breakfast, Mr. Soliman.

I don't care about cantaloupe!

-Tastes like melon! -It will never happen again, I promise.

-Yalla, habibi, come back! -Just going to clean up.

-I'll be very fast. -I'm not done yelling at you!

Unit two, I've lost camera four.

We need eyes on the rooftop terrace.

I'm in. Okay, Mr. Shark, you're up.

Nice work, rookie.

-I'm on my way. -Yasmin told me

-I need to be more attentive. -What?

You are very attentive.

I know. That's what I told her.

Yalla, did you get a haircut?

I did.

-Thank you for noticing. -It's very nice.

All clear on the roof.

Copy that.

Uh, that was me.

-It-It's still Shark. -Yeah, no.

I got that. Thank you.

All right, Mr. Piranha, go crazy.

Mr. Snake, that's your cue.

Hope your timing's right, kid.

Snake, be nice to the rookie.

It's her first heist.

I was being nice. It's just how I sound.

Welcome to the team.

See?

All right.

We finished, uh, with the banter?

Let's do this.

Come on. Five.

-Four. -Three.

-Two. -One.

It's showtime.

Hello, Mr. Soliman.

The Bad Guys!

Remind me again:

Why didn't you just come through the front door?

-Where's the fun in that? -He loves an entrance.

Stay back, you... you monsters!

Monsters?

Wow.

-Did he just say "monsters"? -He did.

I wouldn't have done that.

You like monsters?

I'll show you a monster, pal.

-No, no, no, no, no, no. -P-Please.

-Whoa. -Okay, I see you.

-Check this out. -No, no. No, no, please. Mr. Wolf.

Oh, baby, where have you been all my life?

No! No!

-No, no. -Not bad. Not bad.

This is... this is a one-of-a-kind prototype.

Shiny!

Wait. We did all this for a car?

Listen, kid, the heist is never really about the loot, okay?

-It's a power move, baby. --Let's go.

I-I have to say-- No, no. No, this--

It's never been driven!

Don't worry.

We brought you a little parting gift.

We're classy like that.

For me?

Nice.

Ooh, you say the naughtiest things.

No! No!

You Bad Guys will never get away with this!

Go bad...

Or go home.

After them!

Get out of the way!

Hey, guys, watch this.

Step on it!

Do you always drive like this?

Only when it's strictly necessary.

And it's always necessary.

There! The bridge! That's our exit!

I gotcha.

-Piranha, check our six. -I got it.

All clear, papo.

It's the Bad Guys!

Whoa.

Uh-oh.

Wolf, you got a secret plan, or are we just dead?

-I'll let you know in a minute. -The ramp!

-Yes? -Punch it. I have an idea.

Okay. New kid, let's see what you got.

-Rookie... -Wha-bam!

Yeah, baby!

Welcome to the crew, kid.

-Call me Webs. -Ooh, punchy.

Okay, okay.

I am never driving another car ever agai--

Nice carbon footprint, jackass!

Classy.

Come on. Easy, now. Easy, easy.

Come on, girl. You got this.

Ugh.

Oh, hey. Look who it is.

Get over here.

Where you been keeping yourselves?

Me?

Oh, terrific.

Fantastic.

I mean, not everyone believes it,

but, uh, the Bad Guys went good.

I'll spare you the details,

but in a nutshell, we felt the wag of doing good.

Made a couple of new friends...

Diane?

You're the Crimson Paw?

We took down Marmalade, a real bad guy.

The Crimson Paw!

Me? No, no, no. She's the Crimson Paw.

And surprised everyone

by turning ourselves in.

Yeah, we had a pretty good run as bad guys,

but sometimes you got to give up the thing you know

in order to find something better.

So here we are, law-abiding citizens

starting over with a clean slate,

and we cannot wait for society to welcome us with open arms.

And-and now you want to work, uh, at-at a bank?

Why not? Some of my best memories are at banks.

Uh, you robbed us three times.

That was this bank?

It says here that you saved the city from an evil guinea pig,

but aren't you a notorious criminal?

Yes. No.

M-Maybe?

Sor... Sorry, nerves.

I-I mean, I-I can also do a great tuna impression.

It's like you're talking to a tuna, right?

Well, I'm proficient in Unix, Linux, Windows, Mac

and fluent in 87 coding languages,

so, yeah, I'm qualified.

I see.

And, um, how do you explain

this gap in your employment history?

Uh...

My salary expectations?

Wow. That's a good question.

No one's ever given me money on purpose before.

"Great at Secret Santa"?

Yeah. How does that...

W-W-Wait. Don't tell me.

Bath bomb. Lavender.

And how would you react if you saw a coworker doing something

that violates company policy?

Snitches get stitches and sleep with the fishes.

You know what? Can I act--

Can I get another chance at that one?

I think we got everything we need.

-So great to meet you. -Thanks for coming in.

Uh, we're gonna... we're gonna pass.

Uh, look, Craig, anyone who wants to change

needs to start somewhere, right?

So I'm just asking for a chance.

Just a chance.

Please?

You know what, Mr. Wolf?

I might-- you know, I might,

I might have something here for you.

I'm gonna give you a call.

Gee. R-Really?

Craig, that's great!

Number's on my résumé there.

-Okay. Uh... -And this has been just great.

-You can let go now. -Sorry.

I didn't mean to...

I got a job! This is fantastic, man.

Oh, by the way, Craig, uh, you know...

Ah.