Young & Hungry

Good morning, Josh.

Hi! You're here.

So, uh, you know, after we broke up in therapy,

I wasn't quite sure how things were gonna be between us.

Was it gonna be awkward? Were you gonna poison my...

breakfast? You didn't, did you?

Josh, I'm fine.

Sofia gave me a pep talk and a tiny little pill,

and things are good.

Well, things are gonna get even better.

Gabi, I've decided to continue therapy on my own.

I already had a phone session with Dr. Rounds this morning.

That's great.

First thing she recommended I do to tackle my commitment issues,

is contact all the women I've hurt from my past

and make amends with them.

That's insane!

Excuse me?

Well, speaking as your most recent hurtee,

uh, here's a little something I've learned.

Nobody wants to relive it.

I get it, and I hear ya.

Your sarcasm and your judgment,

they're coming from a place of hurt and and rejection.

No!

It's coming from a place of how could you not kiss me

and then take me to therapy and break up with me?

You broke up with you!

You agreed!

Oh my-- I knew our friendly little exchange

was too good to be true.

Will you tell me something? Is it gonna be like this every day?

Just every day I'm here.

Well, then, maybe you shouldn't be.

Are you firing me?

No, I'm not firing you.

I'm just saying maybe a little space.

I would never fire you.

I know how hard it would be for you to find another job.

Oh, trust me, I could find another job if I wanted to, okay?

You know what you can't do? Live without me.

What? You?

What?

Let me tell you something, Josh.

If you hadn't been into me for the last year,

you would have been with thousands of girls,

probably divorced four times by now.

Our unstable relationship has kept you stable.

Oh, has it?

'Cause, uh...

I was doing pretty good before you came along.

Oh, really?

Well, then, uh, maybe we should take some time apart.

How does two weeks sound?

Lovely.

Beautiful.

Have fun with your amends, or should I say, "A mess."

'Cause that's what you'll be with me not here. Goodbye.

Good luck! - I won't need it!

But I will need you to pay me for those two weeks.

And then he says to me, "Of course I wouldn't fire you.

"You can't get another job."

Gabi, I would sympathize,

but we're out of butter, and I'm kind of panicking.

I know!

I think we used it frying all those grilled cheeses.

Ugh, Gabi,

these breakups are gonna put 300 pounds on us.

God, I hate those Kaminskis.

Oh, I hate those Kaminskis more.

S'mores.

How good do those sound?

Not as good as cookie dough ice cream.

Do you have that on the food truck?

No. We don't sell that kind of stuff.

Well, you should. You should keep an emergency stash

for people who just got dumped.

Screw that. There should be a whole truck

for people who just got dumped.

Oh my God.

A truck that caters to girls who just got dumped.

The Dump Truck.

That's genius!

Jake gave me his half of the truck,

so I can do what I want with it.

We should rename it The Dump Truck

and run it together and split the profit.

I'm in!

Okay, what's the first step?

We put on pants.

Josh,

that girl you're making amends to is on her way up.

Oh, okay, uh,

everyone look busy, and-- and stay close to me

in case she gets mad and tries to attack me.

I was horrible to this girl in high school.

What did you do?

Tell her the auditions for Cats were at the pep rally

and have her show up as Mr. Mistoffelees?

Ella was my girlfriend senior year,

and we were supposed to go to prom together.

but at the last minute,

I ditched her and went with somebody I barely knew.

I couldn't ditch my prom date.

He would've failed me in math.

Josh!

I'm Josh.

Josh!

Ella, wow, you look amazing!

Thanks!

Sorry, I didn't recognize you. It's just been so long.

I couldn't put a face to a name.

You're kidding right? We dated.

We met in chemistry lab. We became partners.

We kissed, and your hair was all,

caught on fire. How do you forget that?

Maybe 'cause it never happened.

Ella,

Ella, Ella, Ella.

It's obvious that you're blocking out a very difficult time.

That's what she's doing. She's blocking out a difficult time.

Which is why I invited you over here in person.

So I could make amends.

Look, I know I hurt you.

Hurt me?

What are you talking about?

You know...

prom.

I just remembered.

She just remembered.

Didn't you have a hot younger brother named Jake?

Yes, he does.

Maybe that's who hurt her.

That makes a lot more sense. - I hurt her! It was me!

Now, you two, go away.

Fine. We don't have to be here.

We can hear everything from the bathroom.

So, anyway,

Ella, I just want to say that I'm really sorry for what happened.

It had absolutely nothing to do with you.

I was young and an idiot.

Okay, well...

apology accepted.

Wh-- uh...

Wait, I mean, let's, uh, let's at least have a drink.

You know, I really wanna make this up to you.

Sure, if that makes you feel better.

It does. It really does.

To new friends! - Old friends. We're old friends.

We've known each other since high school!

Oh my God.

Sofia, dumped girls.

Dumped girls everywhere!

We are about to turn so much pain into profit!

Yes!

Um, hi, can I help you?

Uh, our special today is "He Can Quiche My Ass."

I'll take that,

and a "Good Thing I Only Let Him Put In The Tri-tip Sandwich."

My ex slept with my roommate, and I miss him so much!

You know what I'm throwing in on the house?

A cup of "Miso Angry Soup."

Thank you.

Oh, no, thank you, and stay strong, sister.

You know, if business keeps up like this,

not only will I not have to go back to Josh's in two weeks...

Gabi may not have to come to work ever again.

Look at what I've done.

Walked two blocks without collapsing?

Do you think that Gabi's measly 67 Twitter followers

would get her this kind of attention?

Please.

I'm a publicist.

I have a network of people at my fingertips.

I am a social media god.

You helping Gabi? I never thought I'd see the day.

Think about it. If Gabi's truck is a huge success,

she won't have time to work for Josh.

I'm turning two weeks into forever!

Oh my God. It's happening.

I contacted every media outlet

and now they want her on Rachel Ray!

Really? Cake? Do you want to be alone forever?

Gabi! Great news!

As you know, I have your best interest at heart...

Trap. It's a trap.

Who's your favorite chef ever?

Julia Child?

One that's not dead.

Rachel Ray?

Guess who's going on Rachel Ray to talk about her food truck?

If it's not me, you're really mean!

It is you!

Oh my God!

Rachel Ray! Rachel Ray! Rachel Ray!

Morning, sweetie.

You're in my bed. Why are you in my bed?

'Cause you were amazing last night.

Amazing at what? What was I amazing at?

Honey, you changed my life!