Framed

Oh oh oh.

Do you think my bath's ready?

No, that tub takes forever to fill.

I'm going to go and check.

I'll get it. Let me get it.

Could I have the paper?

I need to get ready.

Still don't like you going alone.

Only we already agreed that I was to leave first. lt's just part of the plan.

- See you soon. - Two days.

Yup.

Yes?

Interpol.

Open the door.

Hey! Stop there!

William Adams, I place you under arrest

for art forgery.

Your buyer Jacques DeLoupe

is not a man to remain swindled for long.

And his men will certainly find her if we don't.

You should think of yourself.

Art forgery’s a very serious crime.

We could go easy on you.

He's thinks it is a coincidence that she's gone,

five million francs are gone and he's here.

Well then let me tell you, William, that for your accomplice,

you were just a paintbrush.

Excuse me.

Do you think I'm white,

professional

and attractive?

Mmm-hmm.

-What's the matter, huh? - Nothing nothing, I'm fine.

Where the banner then?

The banner. I told you two times.

- Put up the banner. Put up the banner. - Okay.

Yeah, daydreaming all the time.

I'll tell you, buster, you better get with it around here,

or you’ll become American history.

That's better. Happy hour all night long.

Go punch E-7.

- Mr. Chew, I don't think these fellas-- - Punch E-7.

You see? It's working.

I suppose people tell you all the time you look like a paintbrush from the back.

My name's Kate. Hello.

That's quite a hat.

Oh, thanks.

Could I have a glass of water, please?

Shouldn't I take my clothes off now?

Open up.

Hang on, hang on.

What do you see?

Uh, you and a couple of brains.

- Notice any difference? - Um, well you're taller.

-Aside from height. -Well then, no.

Their sex is different.

- I bet. - One is male, one is female.

But, which is which?

Oh, this is-- that's female.

Look at the cerebral cortex.

That's the little bridge

that connects the part that thinks

from the part that feels.

So you see?

Oh. They're the same.

No. The male cortex is thinner,

weaker.

Do you understand what this means?

-What? That we’re inferior? -Yes.

Look, a woman asks you, "What are you feeling right now?"

-What do you say? - I don't know.

Exactly. "I don't know."

But all the time you say it you feel stupid, insensitive.

When the point is we are biologically incapable

of knowing what we are feeling.

We are not supposed to know.

I'm telling you, we are in the clear!

This is it! I think.

Do you have a bottle opener?

Oh here, sorry sorry.

What is this?

- No no no no, it's-- -Whoa whoa, what is this?

- I don't know. -Valentines?

Ooh, lip imprints.

Locks of hair. How long you going to go on with this?

Uh, no, it's just a thing.

It's not a thing. It's a--

it's a love shrine.

- "A love shrine"? Are you kidding? -Yeah.

Okay, this is a--

it's not a love shrine.

I mean, Pete, what do you think, that I'm some--

some person who's going to forgive and forget

after what was done to me?

I mean, if I ever run into her again, anywhere--

a playground, anywhere... she better run,

because the fact is I don't know what I'm liable to do.

So in other words,

this is not a love shrine?

To say the least.

Hey, Paisan. Buon giorno, buon giorno.

Yeah yeah. Yeah, I got also, you know, broccoli.

Unbelievable, this broccoli. Size of shrubs.

-What those? - Those are real tomatoes.

- Uh, what those? - Those are normal tomatoes.

I take one box of real

and four boxes of normal.

And, here ya go.

Wait!

Non-members must pay a $3 admission.

I don't have it. Please, could ya...

Come again.

Please please.

- Louder. - Please!

You just stay away from me.

You have caused me enough problems as it is.

-What? - Oh, don’t think I'll mistake

that look of yours for innocence. You Yoknapatawpha did.

What I did?

Zoki Budek , Geneva.

Just a coincidence?

Zoki ... Budek ?

Zoki Budek ?

Look, two people knew I was going to Geneva

and I didn’t tell anyone.

Well why would I've told anybody?

Look, let's just forget we ever had this meeting.

I will go on with my life

and you can go on with whatever you are doing.

Hey hey, wait a minute. You don't know what I did for two years?

- By the looks of you, I'd say drugs. - I was in jail.

- The cops showed up right after you left. - So in other words,

you told DeLoupe where I was in orderto shorten your sentence.

I never said anything to anybody and...

I thought you, uh...

-You thought I what? - Set me up.

Oh no you don't.

I have just spent two years fleeing for my life

from some mad Yugoslavian

all because you didn't have the common courtesy to keep quiet.

But I did keep quiet.

What Yugoslavian?

Zoki Budek , DeLoupe's man.

You're not convincing anyone

by this attempt at stupidity, you know.

There's no attempt at stupidity-- Kate, wait wait!

Let me explain.

Well if, as you say, you didn't tell anyone about me...

And I didn't.

Well then the source of all our problems is clearly you.

- Me? -Well let's face it.

If the forgery had been a little better done,

DeLoupe would've simply hung it on his wall

without calling the police or getting Zoki Budekto follow me

- and retrieve his five million francs. -Yeah.

-What happened to those francs? - I spent it.

- Expenses. -All five million?

Well I had to.

It wasn't as if I was being tracked down by some conventional killer.

I was being followed by a murderer who didn't have a single toe on his left foot.

I mean, can you imagine how that preys

upon your imagination day after day?

The thought of being stalked by a man

who's missing parts of his body?

You don't always have the presence of mind

to check the change and do the bills.

So you were short changed out of five million francs

by a lot of shop clerks and waiters?

Well, it all adds up.

So then for fleeing expenses?

I see. Listen,

do you know what "Hooey" means?

Look, the facts can't always be plausible now, can they?

I've got to go.

It was almost nice seeing you again.

Wait wait.

Could you give me a ride?

You want to be taken for a ride?

It's hot in here.

- I'll call you. -When?

Soon soon.

Uh, William?

Could I have a word with you a moment?

Before you say anything, just let me say that I know what I'm doing.

I know it looks like I don’t what I'm doing. I'm just being whipped around,

- but actually I do know what I'm doing. - That's good

because, actually, it does look like you don't know what you're doing.

-Yup, that's right. -And what are you doing?

I'm getting her to think that everything's forgiven

- and I'll follow her anywhere. - Oh, and did you?

Yeah, she thinks I'm as big a fool as I ever was.

But of course, I'm not as big a fool as I ever was.

Uh-huh?

Hello.

Kate.

No no no, I'm glad you called.

Tonight?

No, of course I want to see you.

Anyplace you want. I don't care.

Aces and Eights?