Paradise

Don't go.

I love you, baby.

But you're late.

See ya in 10 days.

The nuclear football, if I enter the blue code.

A linked array of global emps

that would fry every electronic circuit on earth.

But it would also disable the nukes.

An ultimate fail-safe.

Xavier, I'm scared, baby.

I love you, baby.

But promise me something. Be a good father to them.

Your wife is alive out there, Xavier.

My name is Teri Rogers-Collins. I'm here with other survivors.

I'm coming, baby.

Find her father.

He was leading a group to the bunker.

It has to be you.

You must be Xavier.

Easy. I'm a friend of Teri's.

How the fuck do you know my wife?

For the last three years, Teri has been my best friend.

She's my favorite person left in this godforsaken world.

She's been taken from me.

Hey, Gary.

How you doing today, young man?

Fine, Mrs. Brown, thank you.

Hey.

Yeah, it fucking matters! You were gone two hours.

Two hours that you fucking disappeared!

Bring that fucking money in here.

Get your fucking hands off of me, you...

I'm not even fucking touching you!

- My god! Let go! - You fucking crazy bitch!

Fuck off!

You're taking my money and you're...

Dude, you just saved my life.

Hey, it's nice to play with someone who knows what the heck they're doing.

Tell me about it, no shit.

I'm sick of getting matched with 10-year-olds

- talking about whatever the fuck. - Totally.

Hey, I just sent you

a friend request. You wanna go again?

Yeah! That... yes.

Hi, Gary. How about this weather?

Yes, ma'am, it's pretty warm.

Hey, did you read the manifesto of that nutso

who shot Bradford last week?

No, not really.

The dude had a whole conspiracy theory that a secret group of billionaires

is building a bunker in Colorado.

Whoa. Why?

The apocalypse, bruh, that's why.

- It's insane, right? - Yeah.

Yeah, so okay, what's your zombie apocalypse plan?

- What? - Bruh, come on, you know.

Zombie apocalypse plan.

Where would you go? What would you take with you?

Who would you save? You know, the classics.

Yeah, I, I guess I don't know.

I...

I guess I don't, really have anyone.

Yeah, that's okay. Yeah...

- Yeah. - Yeah, I, I don't have anyone either.

I don't, I don't have anyone either.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

When we're talking about emergency preparedness,

I'm not talking about bug out kits, prep per stuff.

What matters is air, water, food, shelter.

This nurse was hot. I'm saying, my god, she was hot.

- Wow. - Can you believe it?

- No. - I thought nurses were only hot in porn.

- Dude. - Yeah.

Okay, so that's when I realized we're gonna need people with skills

- for our zombie apocalypse plan. - Yeah.

Okay, yeah, so I'm an engineer.

We need a nurse. A hot one, obviously, okay?

A mechanic, a carpenter, or a builder.

Y-You don't happen to be any of those, right?

No.

Probably a gardener, someone who can grow food, duh.

Yeah!

You know, no kids, no families, no pets, no spouses,

just lonely motherfuckers like us.

Yeah.

And like I said, we need a Navy seal

or maybe spec ops, someone, you know, with an arsenal.

- I don't know, like... - well, we're gonna need protection.

There're gonna be guys with guns out there.

I know, but like, what if our guy with a gun turns on us?

Okay. Okay, you have a point.

Once the eruption triggers the Tsunami,

habitable areas will become scarce.

It will be hours, maybe minutes,

before the nuclear powers move to secure what they can.

We're talking all-out nuclear war, brothers.

The volcano will shoot thousands of kilometers of ash

into the stratosphere.

The surface temperatures will plunge.

Do you have any food?

I'm hungry.

Yeah.

Here, this has some protein in it.

What's your name?

Don't you go to school?

Is, there anyone inside taking care of you?

Forget days.

I-It won't be habitable outside for three to five years.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

There is no running away from this.

Dude, I freaked myself out today.

What happened?

I was at work, and I noticed it had these thick concrete walls,

so I looked into it, and apparently,

in the '60s, 1,500 post offices

were designated fallout shelters

to protect from nuclear bombs, and radiation, and emps.

Mine was one of 'em.

It needs work.

We'd need time to plan, but I think we could live there

with five to 10 people f-for years, if we had to.

Wow, this shit just got real.

Those people you found, the nurse, the mechanic,

- do you think they... - yeah.

Yeah, you know, I can ask them,

tell 'em what we're planning, see if they're in.

We keep it small, just seven of us,

and we're gonna need a shit ton of supplies.

Well, I can start ordering stuff, stocking the place,

sending stuff to p.O. Boxes there.

I mean, no one ever goes in that basement.

Yeah, but how are you gonna pay for all that?

Well, what else am I gonna use my pension for?

Man, I don't know, dude.

It's gonna be really disappointing when none of this shit ever happens.

Don't say that.

What? I'm just...

Man, from one lonely motherfucker to the next, you know?

Walk-off home run last night and I'm sorry.

We have a breaking news development regarding this morning's

volcanic eruption in Antarctica

and all of those haunting images that we've been seeing.

Okay, we're gonna send you now to our news division in New York.

If you're just joining us, we have reports that the Tsunami created

by the vaporization of the antarctic ice sheet is headed up the coast

- of South America... - I'm coming for you.

Send me your address.

Hey! Hey.

- Whoa, hey! - Hey, ennis?

I'm Ravi, but from now on, yeah, call me, call me ennis.

- Okay, i-I'm Gary, hi. - Hey, hey.

- Nice to meet you. - Hey, man. Yeah, nice... yeah.

So I really thought we'd said no guns.

Yeah, well, I told you, man, we need protection.

- So, I brought protection, okay? - Okay.

- Final checklist? - Yeah, okay.

The nurse, mechanic, gardener, woodworker,

survivalist, and propane are already down there.

Last stop, the eggs, so we can,

- so we can hatch the laying hens. - That's it?

Yeah.

Yeah, and we gotta hurry. We gotta hurry. We gotta hurry.

- Hold on. - Hey.

- What are you doing? - Be right back.

- I'll be right back. - Hey, Gary!

Hey! What are you doing?

Gary! Big p! Hey, we gotta go!

Hey, hey, you need to go inside, okay?

Are your parents home? Do you have a basement?

Shit!

Ma'am? Hello?

Hey! Hey!

Come on, ma'am. Hey, your son needs you!

Okay.

Alright.

Hey, listen to me, okay?

Something bad is happening. I am going somewhere safe, alright?

Do you wanna come with me?

Okay.

You... okay. Alright, alright, alright, let's go.

God.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, what are you doing?

- We have room. - This isn't a part of the plan.

- It is now. - Alright.

Come on. Go, go, go.

I mean, I know it wasn't our plan. I get it, but...

I mean, we only planned for seven. He's just another mouth to feed.

We should have plenty of supplies.

Do you want me to leave him there in the dirt?

We can't take care of a child. I mean, how old is he?

- Come on. - Hey.

We have to go get some eggs.

I need you to stay right here, okay?

- Come on. - Okay.

Okay.

Get out of the road!

You're blocking the whole road!

Dude, come on!

Maybe we can push it!

- It's okay. - Let's go!