Chacha Vidhayak Hain Humare

What? Scared and me?

I have 28 years of experience

I don't mind giving even 8 rounds of interviews instead of 3

There is no substitute for experience

Please see if there are more ope-

Hello, hello?

Here, have some sandwiches

Sandwich?

Sandwich is a breakfast dish, not an evening snack

Says who?

I am saying it. Isn't that enough?

What happened papa? I had asked for sandwiches

You stay out of it. I know her

I have 28 years of experience

Mummy

I have been feeding you all for so many years

Did you see how he spoke to me?

Forget it. I don't want to eat.

Mummy! Oh Mum

It happens. With age people become irritable

He has so much work

And I don't do anything to help

That's why he must be angry

Mum

Don't cry mum. Don't worry

I will make everything alright

I tolerate him only because of both of you. Otherwise...

did you see the way he spoke to me?

You are the sensible one. If you will cry, what will happen to us?

Now stop it.

I will never make sandwiches at home. Never ever

Hey...

Alright, alright, nobody will eat

You know Sunny Diwani had come for the rally

She got down from the stage and uncle asked me to drop her at the hotel

I said, madam let me drop you at the hotel

She refused to go to the hotel. I want to eat the famous corn dish instead

I thought, how can I take her? The car won't go into the market

She insisted, please take me

She even started crying, please I want to go

I wondered what to do?

She suggested I take her on the scooter

I felt helpless. Every guest in Indore is like my guest, right?

I asked her to cover her face with a scarf so no one would recognise her

She asked if that would be a good enough disguise?

I told her that almost all the affairs in Indore happen thanks to this

I don't believe you. I don't believe a word

Come on!

But I believe you bro

Hey Rahul. Come sit, sit

How are you, sad student?

Bro he is no longer a sad student. He has become a rebellious student now

Every day he sits outside the VC's office protesting

Not bad. You have become a student leader

I did not become one bro. You made me one

You had told us if we protest then the dean will get scared

But bro only 4 days are left for the exams

and the dean hasn't called us for a meeting

You had told them to protest outside the university

Yes, yes, I remember now. Your new VC wants to rectify the exam cycle

and is organising exams in 3 instead of 6 months

Keep protesting. Up the scale

Bro just speak to your uncle once

Then that idiot will be falling at your feet

Hey! Stop fooling around. You make tall claims

And then we have to go visit Singham. Idiot

Bro the VC knows we don't have any support that is why he is doing this

But if your uncle tells him our year might be saved

When the work can be done by a stick you want to take out a bazooka

He is a mere VC. Why should we bother uncle with it?

If you're facing a problem, we'll come and sit on a hunger-strike

Great thought bro! We will go on a hunger-strike together

Are you stoned asshole? Are you trying to compete with Ronny?

Only Ronny will go on a hunger-strike

You people are only good enough to sit in a protest

Do you get it?

But bro I was just saying...

Shut up! Bro is a born leader

He has politics in his blood. His uncle is an MLA

Have some respect. Otherwise I'll beat the shit out of you

Make him understand brother

Stop it Anu. Don't talk so much truth. People won't believe you

Come on, leave. Your work will be done

We will come tomorrow and meet you in the college

Alright brother!

Leave

These kids were born yesterday and they want to compete with you

Thank you

Wow Avantika! A promotion

Now your mummy will get you married for sure

Mummy doesn't have any other work

Look at this boy. Look at that boy. He earns this much, he earns that much

But compatibility is also important

So is salary the most important criteria for marriage?

No man. Love is important for marriage

But who is going to make mummy papa understand that?

So your mummy papa are the villains of your life?

Not villains. I am sure they are worried about my future

Look, Lucky's case was different.

If I choose a boy who earns 8-10 thousand, they wouldn't refuse

Nothing happens in 8-10 thousand

It's not about money. It's about taking responsibility

Someone who earns 10 thousand today might earn 2 lakhs tomorrow

He can earn a little. I can earn a little and we can run a home

So why don't you find another boy for yourself?

Where do I find a boy who loves me?

Even the turtles of my age have started dying

Ronny?

Are you listening or are you lost in your own thoughts?

I was just thinking about what you said about a job

Think, think. A job is very important

Hey listen

You may be the chief minister, but you are my friend first

There have to be one or two educated people in the administration

But Gopal Das image matters

Yes, yes. I have a very good image

If we forget one or two incidences from our college time,

I have a clean enough image to become the President of India

Becoming Governor is a very small thing. Ok I'll talk to you later

Singham, the kids in your city are morons

I am trying to do something good for them and they are protesting

Sir at this age kids tend to be a little hot headed

Then cool them down. Kick them in the ass

Solve this mess by tomorrow

Mummy give me one roti

Here you go

I just need one

No, no, why just one? Take two, three, four. Stuff yourself.

It's your dad's hotel so you get free meals. Eat, eat.

Give him some vegetable. Some pickle too

Lee him eat food in peace

Whenever we go to talk about Shanoo's marriage,

the first question they ask is what does your son do?

I feel ashamed and lie to them

Don't look like that. We have to search for a girl for you also

They will also ask, what does the boy do?

I have no choice but to tell them our son plays cards at a tea stall

Don't take off your ring

When you take off the ring you get angry and there is tension in the house

Baba ji told you that if you wear the ring your mind will be calm

So don't take it off

Where are you going? He'll keep talking. You eat your food

No mummy, papa is right. A job is very important

Did you see the boy's tantrums?

Is it a hair colour? Cut it, mix it, put it? It's a job

What Santosh bro? Sir

Have I ever asked you for a favor?

You have asked for many favors.

I have one solution. Let me check

Done sir. Please do me this last favor and then you're free

There is nothing free. You have to give me 7% for the rest of your life

Fine

Hey Ronny is here.

How are you?

Bro we didn't think you'd turn up

Why would I not turn up? I always keep my promises

I can sit on 10 hunger strikes like this in a day

Do these school kids have a holiday today?

They are not kids. They are Chandra Shekhar Azad. They are in disguise

They know how low the VC can stoop to improve his image

Right brother

That man is playing with the students' future

Anyone who does this today and can do something else tomorrow

Do you understand?

Ronny!

One minute. Yes sir?

Why are you provoking them?

Sir we are fighting for the students' future

Are you fighting for their future or playing with their future?

What? No sir. We are trying to correct a wrong

I can correct you in 2 minutes

Last time I was beaten up for a girl. This time I'll get beaten up for the boys