Chacha Vidhayak Hain Humare

Come on, Indore has come

Come on

One minute buddy

Hey, the platform is on this side

Mind your own business. Get off

Why weren't you opening the door?

Where are you going? Not from here

My uncle Pathak is sitting inside

I have come to receive him. Move

Come from the platform

Listen, my uncle is the MLA, okay?

Either I will go through this door or you will lose your job

Get it? Move!

Keep moving

The MLA is here

So? He's a public servant. Surely the public can go from here

Hello

Ayush, Vichar, Sarita, Ramnik, Saifuddin

Check for Rohit Pathak's name

There's no Rohit Pathak

What? Check for Ronny Pathak

Everyone knows him as Ronny

I have checked eight times

There is no Rohit Pathak or Ronny Pathak

Infact there is no Pathak at all

You are not checking it properly

He must have taken the bus. Let's go to the bus station?

Have you gone mad? If he said he was taking the train

Why would he take the bus?

Annu!

Oh buddy!

Buddy! Buddy! Buddy! Buddy! Buddy!

How are you?

All good

How are you Ronny?

You didn't tell us which bogey you were in

We've been searching for a long time

We were looking for your name

I had booked a ticket in second class.

But I don't know how uncle found out

Oh!

He made some calls

The ticket examiner came and fell on my feet

He said he would lose his job. I asked him why?

He said, your uncle called to ask why you were travelling in second class?

He then transferred me to the AC bogey

That's why my name is not on the list

I see

This is amazing

You don't know buddy, we were miserable in Indore without you.

Really, really miserable

Not that miserable

Even I was feeling sad. It's no fun without you two

I missed you so much Annu

Your city is your home

I missed you too brother

I am sure

You've become quite confident in 20 days?

Let's go

Where have you parked?

This side

I'm glad you didn't get garlands for my welcome.

It's such a hassle to handle them

Sorry I didn't have any money to buy them

Don't talk like such a poor person

If I get upset, I'll make you sleep on a bed of money

Come on brother

Why don't you pay back the money you owe me Ronny?

Instead of making him a bed of cash?

I'll pay you back as soon as you pay me back for my friendship.

Stop putting a value on everything

I am just kidding. It's ok to kid with friends right?

Anu you need to get famous. People in the city should know you

20-25 people should be following you around at all times

Yes

So when you come to pick me up people wonder who is this great leader?

Why are you wearing a helmet?

When caution is forgotten accidents occurs

Whatever

Let's go

Let's go?

Let's go

A lot of people wanted to befriend me

But I just couldn't stay

Honestly I really missed you

I mean, I missed all of you

I missed you too Ronny.

Why did you leave in the first place when we were all here?

True. So what did you do after I left?

I spoke to rickshaw drivers

Seriously?

You were not here to drive me around, so I had to travel all by myself

All of them have the same story. Do you know how bored I was?

You won't be bored anymore.

Now that I'm back I'll drive you around like always

Thanks.

I thought you won't come back

It's my luck that everyone runs away.

That boy Lucky never came back either. Asshole

Do you know how much I fought with my parents for him?

My mother didn't eat for 3 days. What was the point?

Life is like that Avantika

Some people come and some go

And then there are some who come back and stay forever

I know. But still, he could have stayed in touch

What is this? A gift?

No it's my sari

I have to wear it for an office function day after

I needed to get the fall-picot done

But now it's late. Guess I'll get it done tomorrow

Give it to me. I'll get it done

No Ronny don't bother, I'll do it

You'll get tanned if you roam around in the sun

I'll get it done in half an hour

Don't be silly, fall-picot doesn't happen in half an hour

You clearly don't know me.

I said 30 minutes to give myself a buffer. It will actually only take 15

Really?

Don't you know, my uncle is the MLA

You are such a doll

Take your call, I have to go. Bye

Bye

Hello, yes papa

Ronny can you hear me clearly?

Yes papa your voice is clear

I just saw on the news that it's become very cold in Delhi

I wanted to check if you're ok

Ah...papa...

I hope you're ok?

Papa, I am actually in Indore

What?

You didn't tell us?

If you are done hoisting the flag at the palace, we'll like to meet your highness

I'm just coming home papa

I can't believe he's in Indore

Mom, the whole road is dug up really deep

Then you walk through a tunnel

I hope our hospitality hasn't fallen short

His highness has returned after winning the battle of Panipat

When are you going back?

He's just come

I won't be going back papa

He ran home in just 20 days

And here I was dreaming of him becoming a police officer

No dude it's just that

Don't call me dude

No papa it's just that there is not much scope in the police force anymore

People are leaving the police and studying for jobs in the bank

What do the police do anyway?

First you have to crack a difficult exam to get in

and then run around serving politicians

The life of a bank officer is easy

Sit in an air conditioned office and get home by 5 pm

Wow! Every year this boy prepares for a new exam.

This drama has been going on for 3 years. He has no focus in life

I am fully focused this time papa

Focused on the Bank exam

I'll study so hard that you'll be proud of me. Wait and see

Papa please sign this

What is it?

It's a test. I scored 20 out of 20

Well done

It's all his aunt's fault

She's done some voodoo and closed his mind

Don't worry, I'll pray for you

Then you see how fast your mind works

Nothing is going to help this boy

He is going to pull a cart one day

That only time will tell

What's in the bag?

A sari

Sari?

I bought it for mom. I forgot to get her a gift from Delhi

That's why I went to the market to buy this

I may not get gifts for anyone else, but I'll always bring one for my mother

Here mom, this is a sari for you

Thank you son

It's a beautiful sari

Once I get the fall picot done it will look amazing

I went to a pub a Delhi

There was a poetry session going on there

I felt like going

I was surprised they were holding a poetry session in a pub

We have our poetry sessions in such serious places

When I reached a poet was reciting a very intense poem

I started saying waah waah

Every person in the room turned and stared at me as if I was an alien

Turns out they don't do waah waah

People do this instead

I lost it. They are so weird

If someone recites a really sad poem, something that makes your heart ache

"This bottle of red wine, I'll break with this stone

Saloni without your love, I can't live anymore"

Pierced your heart right?

Deeply

Now how would you react? You'll say aah, you'll say waah right?

These people do this

I couldn't deal with it. I just ran away

I can't deal with such fakes

Hey kid, tell me your problem?