Shopping Tour (Шопинг-тур)

Dutyfree Productions

Presents

Tatyana Kolganova

Introducing Timofey Yeletsky

A film by Mikhail Brashinsky

SHOPPING TOUR

Mom, wait!

Not here! Here,

I'm telling you! Push!

C'mon, Mom!

Yes? Right?

Wow, Mom! Cool!

Let me see. Here.

Wait!

I am Eminem, I am what I am,

I smoke pot and I'm whammed…

Shut up! Just smile, will you?

Very nice! Good boy!

Okay, Mom! Give it back! It's mine!

Okay, right, here. You deserve it.

Thanks, Mom! So cool!

I'll be making a movie now!

Okay, Tarkovsky!

Shoot the others, not me!

Come on, Mom! I'm the director,

and you're my star!

It's a phone, not a camera.

It's for calling, you know...

Dear tourists, we're going to Finland for two days.

Please listen carefully to the information

regarding the customs rules and regulations,

both Russian and Finnish.

Before the Russian border

we'll have one quick stop in Vyborg.

Then we're going to the Russian border,

after that we'll stop at the Duty-free,

then off to the Finnish border.

Regarding the Russian customs.

10,000 US dollars in any currency

can be taken along without declaring.

Anything more must be declared.

Now regarding the Finnish customs...

You've already paid here.

Will there be a Change Spot along the way?

Sure, there'll be one.

You taking any cigarettes or alcohol? No.

Here. Rubles okay? Okay, okay, anything's okay.

What's this? Don't photograph me here!

You hear? Stop it! Now!

Sorry. How much did you say?

1,500 for two.

Don't even think about shooting at the border.

They'll catch you and put you in jail.

And they'll take your phone, too.

Enough already!

Did you pack your swimming suit?

C'mon, Mom! What swimming suit?

Getting smart already? We haven't even left yet.

What swimming suit?

We're going north, no sea there!

First of all, don't be getting smart with me, okay?

You got it?

Second of all, there is a sea there.

What sea?

Same as here, what else!

And thirdly, I don't know... maybe we could

swing by an aquapark in Finland...

Really?

So, did you pack it, or not?

I can go in my underwear!

You crazy?

You're too old for that.

Mom, please! You know how long

I haven't been to an aqua park.

I don't know. We'll see.

Depending on your behaviour.

You want to play "Cities", then?

What cities, Mom, come on!

I'm not a baby anymore!

You and dad always played "Cities"

when you were little, remember?

You layed on the couch together and played.

'Ankara Addis Ababa.'

Mom, c'mon…

I don't wanna play "Cities".

Let's play "Interview"!

What "Interview"?

It's like on TV. I ask, you answer.

Then vice versa.

Alright. 'Interview' it is.

I really got myself into trouble

with this toy, haven't I?

But honestly! Otherwise,

what's the point.

What's your name, please?

C'mon, skip it. Just ask what you want to know.

How old were you when you got pregnant?

What now?

Got pregnant. With me.

What kind of question is that?

Why? It's an honest question.

Well, twenty eight.

Can't you count yourself?

Why so late?

Why not before?

I didn't want to before, I guess.

So, first you didn't want to

and then you wanted all of a sudden?

You call this a game?

No, you must answer!

Did you really want this child?

You totally out of your mind?!

Hey, can you be quiet, please?

People are trying to rest here!

Sorry.

You hear?!

Idiot!

Mom! You promised!

Sorry. I didn't mean to...

For the last time!

I'm hungry. Gimme a hundred rubles.

Please.

Please.

There's no time. We're about to leave. I'll be quick! I promise!

I don't want to worry!

I'll be right back!

Hurry!

Hello! Hello!

May I have a chewing gum.

Which one?

Some fruity one.

And a beer.

How old are you?

We almost left you behind, you'd be sorry then!

I told you, I'd be on time.

Where's your food?

I ate it.

You ate all of it?

I was hoping you'd leave me some...

Ah, sorry, Mom! You want me to...

Get inside! Quick!

Mom, c'mon...

I'm alright.

You said, you wouldn't…

I know. It's okay.

You promised.

I know. It's over. Sorry.

Don't cry, please.

I'm alright. I'm not crying anymore.

Everything's fine.

It's okay.

Don't cry.

Are you drunk?

I'm not drunk at all.

Breathe at me!

Okay, now. What did you drink?

When? Where?

I didn't drink anything!

What did you drink?!

Really, I didn't drink anything!

What did you drink?!

Mom, really, I didn't.

Don't lie to me! What did you drink?

Get lost! I'm not talking to you!

What did you drink?!

Beer, okay.

Beer.

Where did you get it?

Back in Vyborg.

This is how you went to grab a bite, huh?

Yeah...

Well, you know!

What? What?

So, I have to buy you alcohol now, too?!

Is it about money?

It's all about money?!

Get the hell away from me!

Let's sit tight, wait for our turn.

I remind you that filming at the border

is strictly prohibited!

Mom, you have my passport?

Mom! What are you, not talking to me?

Okay, fine! I'll go without a passport then and stay behind.

You go alone, right? Great!

What you wanted all along. Alone abroad!

Nobody's bothering you!

No one to take care of,

do as you please, anything goes!

Men, bars, discos, all that fun, right?

Gimme my passport.

Please.

I congratulate you

with passing the Russian border successfully!

Now we're aproaching the DutyFree shop.

Please do your purchases fast.

We have the Finnish customs ahead of us.

Please remember the regulations

on alcohol and tobacco.

Don't let down either yourselves,

or me, so we don't have any problems.