What I Like About You

What happened to you?

We were rollerblading in Central Park.

He was checking out these two girls, lost control

and skated into a pretzel cart.

FYI, soft pretzels, not so soft.

I'm gonna go get cleaned up.

So, what did you do all day?

Oh, not a lot.

Sat around, doing nothing, waiting for you.

What?

Spa day?

Oh, my God.

We were supposed to spend the day together at the spa!

Val, I totally forgot!

And yet, on any given day, you can remember

which department store is giving away

a free Clinique bonus.

Hey, where you going?

I can't, the fighting..

We're not fighting.

Yeah, but your voice

it's heading into the danger tone.

Stay here. Be brave.

Look, I just thought

we've barely seen each other since you moved in.

I, I just was looking forward to spending some time with you.

What? There's no tone!

I think it's the calm before the tone.

Look, why don't we just go tomorrow?

Because tomorrow I am stuck here all day

waiting for the phone guy to come and install your new line.

Oh, that's right.

Can you make sure I get call waiting?

Okay. Prepare for the tone.

No, no. No, wait.

Why don't you two go to the spa tomorrow

and I'll wait here for the phone guy?

That's perfect! How does that sound?

I'll see if I can get us in.

The lady was not very happy with me

when I canceled at the last minute.

Her "Have a nice day," heh-heh

I just don't think she meant it.

Can you call them on the way to dinner?

We're already late.

See ya later.

Thank you so much.

I'm just glad the ugliness is over.

Wait, you're going to the spa tomorrow?

Yeah.

I thought you and Liz were going

to the record store to get

your picture taken with that guy from NSYNC.

Oh, my God. That's tomorrow?

Gary! Why didn't you say something before?

Why didn't you say something

before you let me plow into that pretzel cart?

Because that was funny.

Look, just tell Val you'll do the spa thing some other time.

No. I don't want her to think I'm flaking out on her again.

Plus, I want to go. We'll have a great time.

- So forget about the picture. - No, I can't.

Liz and I have been taking pictures with celebrities

ever since we saw Carrot Top come out of Bed, Bath & Beyond.

Look, I have a picture with every member of NSYNC

except for J.C.

Well, he is the elusive one.

Wait a second.

The spa and the record store

are like four blocks apart, right?

So?

So, if I time it out right, I can sneak out

get my picture taken with J.C.

and be back before Val even knows I left.

That works!

I guess.

Hey, is that you and Noah Wyle?

Yeah, and I was this close to George Clooney

but he freaked out.

How come?

Because I was this close to George Clooney.

- Hi. - How may I help you today?

Uh, we have reservations for the all-day paradise package.

- Ah. - Val and Holly Tyler.

Oh, yes. You canceled yesterday.

At the last minute.

It was all my fault.

I was rollerblading with a friend of mine

and I totally forgot about it.

Oh, so it wasn't an emergency

as I was told on the phone..

...by you.

You are fun.

Is this part of the paradise package?

Excuse me.

- That was rude. - Pardon?

The whispering, it was obviously about us.

So?

So, if you've got a problem with us then just say it.

Holly--

Like, if I had a problem with you

I wouldn't whisper it to my sister.

I'd just say, "Hey, Val

what's up with Judy attitude-y?"

You could've whispered it.

What's up, Jeff?

Uh...Holly isn't here. She's still at the spa.

I know, but I got a monster project due at school tomorrow

and my computer crashed. You mind if I use this?

It doesn't work.

I tried logging on a little while ago

couldn't even get my e-mail.

'You've got mail.'

How'd you do that?

Well, did you disable the fax line?

Disable? You mean, like, cut it?

No, no, but don't feel bad.

I grew up with this stuff.

A lot of people your age

have problems with the technology.

My age?

Dude, I'm only ten years older than you.

Oh, you mean, like, a decade?

But nice use of dude, though.

So, you think I'm old?

No...sir.

Okay, you may be younger than me

but I'm still in better shape than you are.

Oh, you think so?

Uh, yeah, I do.

Well, I'll tell you what.

Let's go down the block, shoot a little one-on-one.

I can't. I gotta wait here for the phone guy.

Okay. Alright, well, maybe tomorrow.

You know, 'cause I-I got plenty of time.

Do you?

Okay, that's it.

- Care to join the club? - What club?

The gun club!

Count.

One, two, go.

Aha!

Whoo! Yeah!

'Oh! Oh!'

Alright, hold up, man. I'm left-handed.

Well, fine. We'll go lefty, then.

- Set? - Yep.

Ah! Ha ha! Ha ha! Yeah! Yeah!

What you think about that, baby? Yeah! Ha ha!

Okay. Okay, wait a second.

It's a tie! This proves nothing.

We're gonna have to settle this another way.

Alright. How?

Okay. Um...uh..

Having a senior moment?

Oh, my God.

Your second toe is bigger than your big toe.

It is not.

It looks like the start of a whole new foot.

Oh, uh, I'm sorry.

There's no food allowed in the treatment area.

Oh. Sorry. Um, here you go.

Heads up!

- Your massage room is ready. - Great.

- Um, hey, Val? - Huh?

I was, uh, thinking I may skip my massage.

Why?

Just not into the whole

being-rubbed-by-a-stranger thing.

I mean, I get enough of that on the subway.

Okay, I thought we were gonna do everything together

so we could talk.

Well, we will.

I'll get a mud bath

and you'll get a massage

and when we meet back we'll have

twice as much to talk about.

Well, okay.

Ow!

Your freaky toe getting in the way?

Tell me again... why are we doing this?

As you get older, one of the first things to go

is hand-eye coordination.

And as you can see, I've still got reflexes like a panther!

It's open!

You, uh...wanted a phone line installed?

Ha! Yes! I win! Whoo! Game over! Ah!

Hey, hey, hey, my ball flew off.

Hey, it's not whether you win or lose.

It's that I won, and you lost. Whoo!

But that's not fair!

Life's not fair.

- Shut up! - You shut up!

Excuse me! Is your mother home?