My Apologies (Özür Dilerim)

Since there's no objection to your marriage,

by the powers vested in...

Wait one second! There is an objection!

What's going on, bro?

-There is one! -What is this, Erkin?

-There is one! -What kind of objection?

As my baby bro's getting married, I have to do this.

-What are you up to? Sit down, bro! -Wait, it's gonna be so cool.

-This is their wedding, you know. -Merve, can you stand up?

-Erkin! -Just stand up. Please!

Oh, God. Merve Nihal Hazaloğlu.

Will you marry me and become Merve Nihal Hazaloğlu Aksakallı?

Uh... Right now...

Wait! I'm so nervous, I forgot the ring. Sorry, I forgot the ring. It's in here.

-Bro! -It got into the lining.

My pocket has holes in it. Wait.

-Erkin. -Bro!

Okay, found it.

Will you marry me?

This is so weird. Sorry, Canan.

No problem.

-Yes. -She said yes! Applause!

Applause!

Really, Koray?

All you're gonna do is sit there watching your brother?

Honey, calm down. We're not done. You have to step on my foot.

-Oh, I have to step on your foot? -Yeah.

-For me, this wedding is done. -Sweetie!

-Step on your foot yourself! -Sweetie, please!

Wait, put this on. Please!

Honey.

See what you did?

How about congratulating me? Animal!

Honey, put... 45?

Sweetie! Honey!

Erkin. Wait, let me check this out.

What's with the drama? I just got carried away.

Give me the register, I'll get it signed.

3 MONTHS LATER

It's three days before the wedding.

I can't eat so I can fit into my dress.

I can't eat either. Koray hasn't put salt on yet.

I forgot! I'm so sorry, honey.

-Thank you. -It's hot, I haven't blown on it.

Okay, enough. Don't...

Okay, sweetie... Right, let's drink.

-Let's do it. -Cheers.

Your marriage proposal ruined everything for us.

We didn't get married that day, but... Kismet!

Months later we're at the same table, far more in love than before.

Right, honey?

Right, honey.

You forgot the pepper.

Can I... Can I get the black pepper? Fast!

I have to tell him everything. -What's this? Is there a war on?

Say when, honey.

Aren't they cute, sweetie?

Okay. Sweetie. Sweetie!

-Huh? -I said, aren't they cute?

Sure. They're cute.

As we're together on this beautiful night...

I want to capture the moment...

and start all over again with that first flush of love.

I don't believe it!

-Sweetie. -Canan.

-My love. -My one and only.

-Will you... -I don't want to get married.

-Excuse me? -Hold it one second. One second!

If I don't say it now, I never will.

-I don't want to get married. -Shut up for once! Killjoy!

Why?

If you're after a reason, you'd be only too happy to split.

What the hell, moron? What are you talking about?

How can you say that with three days to go?

I've been meaning to for a week, but things were too busy.

Shame on you! Screw everything I ever did for you!

Know what? I don't want to marry you. Open up!

-What? -Your hand, moron. Open your hand.

Bro.

What's going on?

-(Merve grunts) -(table shatters)

I interrupted. Sorry.

-That was over the top, no? -You pissed on tonight!

How about some sympathy? Animal!

I won't let you break it up this time. Sweetie, will you marry me?

Dream on, loser. Enough! I'm going.

Give me that.

-Open up! -What?

Your hand, moron!

Give me the one on your finger. It's no use to you anyway. Give it to me.

Okay, here.

I'm gonna sell them and spend the money like there's no tomorrow, okay?

What's up?

-Bro. -Huh?

-You're my elder. I respect you. -Thanks.

-You did a lot for me. -Thanks.

-I know I can't repay you. -Thanks.

-You mean a lot to me. -Thanks.

But I have to say this.

Screw the trees that give you oxygen. Okay?

Fuck the system that makes photosynthesis happen. Okay?

Don't talk about trees like that.

You pissed on the best moments of my life.

Get out of my life! You're no brother of mine!

Koray.

What?

Get the check. I didn't bring my wallet.

Shame on you. Waiter!

Let me see. Sorry about the table.

It's on the check.

Okay?

Great.

God damn you!

Sorry.

MY APOLOGIES

5 YEARS LATER

Don't look at me like that. They're not for you.

I catch them for fun, then I do this. See? There we go.

Okay? Boy, I don't eat meat, do I?

I'll feed you and get you started as a vegetarian.

Ready?

Huh? Here you go.

So? Being vegetarian isn't that hard. Is it?

TUNA FLAVORED CAT FOOD

You're so cute I could eat you up.

I mean, not literally. As a figure of speech. I don't eat meat.

Are you Erkin Aksakallı?

Yes.

Here you go.

-Have a nice day. -Thanks.

HILMI ŞENTÜRK LAW OFFICE

What the hell is this?

"Dear Erkin Aksakallı,

I regret to say your bank has won its case against you

for non-payment of your loan debt.

Unless you pay the debt in a week, you'll likely face a prison sentence.

Regards, Attorney at Law Hilmi Şentürk."

God damn it! God damn it!

Now Kevin De Bruyne. -No, no.

Left it classy. Grealish got the ball. Jack Grealish. Kevin De Bruyne.

-Grealish. Gets the ball. -No.

Grealish. Haaland. Haaland. Haaland!

-From the ground, Foden. -No!

Foden and he scores!

No! No way! Another coupon bites the dust.

MAN (on phone): Am I speaking to Erkin Aksakalli?

Yes, it's me.

I'm Sefa Sertaç, manager of Last Stop Rest Home.

How is Yüksel Aksakallı related to you?

He's my grandfather. Why? What's up?

Mr. Erkin. Unfortunately...

Unfortunately?

Unfortunately...

Unfortunately?

Unfortunately...

Did you call to say "unfortunately"?

Unfortunately, we've lost your grandfather.

Of course you have!

Didn't I warn you not to let him out, that he's a serial womanizer?

See? He's disappeared.

Mr. Erkin. Your grandfather is dead.

Dead?

Unfortunately.

-Unfortunately. -(breathes heavily)

Oh, grandpa.

Has he begun to smell?

-Oh my God! -You rat!

How about saying rest in peace?

How about shedding a few tears? What do you mean I smell?

Grandpa? Aren't you dead?

Do I look dead?

Smell-wise, yes.

I have high blood pressure. I eat five cloves of garlic a day.

Thanks so much, Mr. Sefa.

He insisted. I couldn't say no. Unfortunately...

-Grandpa? Why did you do this? -(door closes)

Do I have to die for you to visit me?

But you know how busy I am.

Busy, my ass! You guard a lighthouse.

Don't I know you? We're the same man. Irresponsible, selfish asshole!

Asshole, okay. But I'm not selfish. No way.

I'm dying here alone, don't you see?

Don't say that, grandpa. I'm here for you.

The hell you are!

That idiot brother of yours calls twice a year and that's it.

Still not speaking, are you?

He won't speak to me.

And you dumped the girl you proposed to at Koray's wedding.

Look, son, I don't want you to have the same regrets as me, okay?

Grandpa, I know what you're trying to do. Thanks, but I'm up the creek as it is.

What do you mean?

Here, look.

I'll go to jail if I don't pay off my loan in a week.