Maggie

- Are you sure it's okay that I'm not taking you to the airport?

- Of course. It's way too soon for the airport.

He said, trying not to scare her off.

- Even if we were married with a townhouse and a dog,

it would still be too soon. - Noted.

Daniel? - Yeah.

- Trunk's full and my cat's loose in the back,

but I'm your ride.

This isn't how I die, is it?

I'll call you. - I'll answer.

- Wow, okay. Wow.

- You know what, seriously, I'm gonna need a response to the

"is this how I die" question. Just before--

Oh.

I'm off the clock!

Oh man. This is so fun!

I love that we can have a loud, drunken dinner outside

and know that our neighbor isn't gonna call in a noise complaint.

- Well, there's no complaint when the noise is Louise.

- I just like that I can hang out with you guys

instead of my weird goth roommate and her Gila monster.

- Oh, Ben, did Mom drop off some boxes of old stuff for you.

- Oh no, did she get a new self-help book?

Yeah, so she's getting rid of things.

Most of the boxes she gave me are old self-help books.

Ooh, I love vintage self-help books.

Ya know, I just miss when they used to tell you to change your personality

instead of, like, honoring it.

No.

- But I also found some of Dad's old stuff.

- Really? - Yeah.

Anything good?

- Remember the old tortilla press he taught me to cook on?

- No! - Yes! Took me right back.

It's like I could smell the kitchen. Mm.

Well, maybe my bottle caps are in there.

I know, I was thinking that.

- Oh, we found your grandmother's manatee.

Amy's gonna wear it on her face at the wedding.

I am. I'm gonna wear it on my face,

and he means mantilla.

Mantilla, mantilla, mantilla.

- Which reminds me, you guys. I need opinions, okay?

And be honest. - That means lie, guys.

- I've gone through all of these wedding magazines.

I still don't know which kind of dress to go with.

Why can't I be one of those women who only has, like, one good silhouette?

Mm!

Oh! Yeah, you choose that one.

- Wait, what? Are you sure? - Yeah.

Yeah, I just saw it. You look gorgeous, by the way.

You should have, like, deer and birds following you around.

- Oh, I love that idea! Thank you so much, Maggie!

Birds and deers?

- You saved me 400 bucks in wedding magazines.

- I know. - Dave, close your eyes.

Okay. - Okay.

- That is gorgeous. - Wow, beautiful.

Hey, girl.

- Oh, hi. - Hi. I just want to say thank you again

for the wedding dress tip.

- Oh. - I brought you a coffee.

- Ooh. - It's my favorite.

Whoa, that's heavy.

Mm-hm, it's mostly Baileys.

Anywho, I was just wondering if maybe I could get a more formal reading.

You know, to just knock out some of those details of the wedding?

- Oh, Amy, uh... I-I'd love to help you, but I just--

It's, kind of, my policy I don't give readings to friends

'cause it gets a bit messy. - Right.

Yeah, Louise told me that you might say that,

so I came up with a list of several compelling reasons

why you and I are not really friends.

One, I have no idea when your birthday is.

Two, even if I did know, I wouldn't post about you on Instagram.

Three, even if I did post,

I'd make sure I still look better in the photo.

That's not real friendship.

- I'd argue that's what most friendship looks like these days.

- Four, unless you're standing directly in front of me,

I have no idea what color eyes you have.

They're really pretty, by the way.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Amy, look, I've been to your house,

I borrowed clothes from you.

We are friends.

- What's my last name? - Morales.

- Come on, even the receptionist at my dentist knows that,

and she and I are definitely not friends.

Do you know what she said to me? - No.

- I'm gonna pull up the text thread real quick.

- Oh. - I'm gonna have to go a few months back.

Just gimme a minute. Look at that meme.

Okay, that's not it.

Let me just take a seat and get real comfy here.

- You're sitting. - Oh. Oh, is this it? That's not it.

Gimme, like, 15 minutes or so-- - Okay, you know what? It's fine.

I'll just give ya a reading. - Thank you.

I'm learning to be chill from Louise.

- I should actually probably use this on you.

Mm, I feel that.

I love that. - Okay.

- Look, don't be embarrassed. It happens all the time.

I'm not. You're the one who farted.

Hey.

Hey, what's up? - Check it out.

I finally got the boxes from my mom's attic.

There's supposed to be some of my dad's stuff in here.

Mother.

- Uh, Amy told me about your dad. I'm so sorry he passed.

- Oh, thanks. It's been a rough couple of years without him.

I mean, we were pretty close.

- Yeah, they used to go out on the porch and talk for hours every night.

- He'd always drink a beer and I'd drink a soda,

and we kept the bottle caps. It was kind of our thing.

I'm really hoping they're in here.

Oh, I love that.

My dad and I used to go to the flea market together every Sunday.

He really taught me how to see the beauty in even the most ugly--

Whoa! Old brown ties!

- So weird. My dad never wore a tie in his life.

These must've been somebody else's.

So, you're just gonna donate them, or?

These are six inches thick,

and smells like the time I got my cast off.

Even nostalgia has its limits.

All right. Well, what about these?

- No way! Those are my uncle's favorite dress jeans.

He used to wear them to weddings and to do yard work.

- Oh, this smells like a dry horse.

Okay, this is gonna be my pile... over here.

- Yeah, have at it. - Oh, cute.

- Okay, let's begin. - Okay.

Ah, ooh! - Sorry,

I have that urge a lot, and I can't do it with strangers.

- You have a lot of rings, so. - Okay, for real this time.

Okay.

Oh, yeah, I see you in your wedding dress.

Your back looks fantastic.

I'm sure I go on a cleanse.

Ooh, goin' for a plated dessert

instead of a traditional wedding cake.

Of course, I'm not a Neanderthal.

Oh, nope. There's the cake.

Damnit, Dave.

Oh, now I see you... holding a baby.

A baby? W-We're having a baby?

Dave and I didn't think we were ready for that yet.

Oh, wait.

Now your brother's holding the baby.

Okay, is it Ben's baby or is it my baby?

Because if Ben has a baby before me, I will literally die.

It's unclear.

Oh, Dave's there now.

- Like, what is happening? And is it happening soon

because I just bought a bunch of really cute new bras.

You're hugging each other.

Well, who's congratulating who? Whose baby is it?

Dad? Yeah, who's the dad?

Baby's ugly, isn't it?

- Okay, so I have been working on this recipe for months.

Ooh.

Mmm... so good.

Fun work question. - Mm?

- Okay, well, I was with a client, and, uh, I had a vision,

and I would like to see more of that vision.

To help her. For her, the client.

- Maggie, to go looking for more is to go looking for trouble.

Seeing the future is like TV at my mom's house,

it's best just to watch what's on and what's on is Reba.

Always Reba.

- Okay, well, what I'm hearing is that you don't know how to do it.

- Oh, okay. I see you. You wanna do this?

Write this down.

Get some paper... Come on.

You wanna get ya some witch hazel-- - Witch hazel.

- eye of newt, a pinch of Gold Bond-- - Okay, slow down.

- Girl, I cannot believe you writin' this down.

You know how to enhance a vision.

Just keep your mind clear.

And whatever you do, do not get emotionally involved.

- I'm not emotionally involved. It has nothing to do with me.

- Hm, that's what I said about Reba, but she sucks you in.

She does.

Throw this in the trash.

- Rude. - Mm-mm.

Hey! Can I keep this?

Yeah, just throw it in your pile.

What about this? - I can't believe it.

Box after box and all I got was

"My mom went to Hawaii, and all I got was this t-shirt" t-shirt.

- So, are you gonna keep it? - Aloha, dear shirt.

Was that a hello or goodbye to it?

- I really thought I'd find the bottle caps here.

- I'm so sorry, Ben. I mean, we could start drinking a lot of beer

and start our own collection.

You know, be one of those couples that loves beer?

Never mind, I take it back. I hate that idea.

It's not just about the bottle caps.

I, I wanna hold something in my hand, and, you know, feel like that my dad