The Inside

Absolutely loving that tune.

I still haven't had a chance to see the guys play live,

so next time they hit the Dublin city center, I have to make sure and do that

I'm hearing good reports all around.

It's Jenny Huston with you for the next hour and a half or so,

slightly brain-dead Jenny Huston, but still,

we've got loads of good music to keep us company.

Um, sit back and relax, we've got loads of good music coming up

for the next hour and a half, 80 minutes or so

and if you're heading out on the town, do be careful.

I don't know if you heard the story.

Three girls were reported missing in Dublin city center five days ago

which is kind of creepy.

And they still have not been found,

so do be careful if you're heading out there

and stick with your buddies stick together.

And if you're staying in, stay listening.

Got a great one up next.

A message just came in on the shoutbox which I'll read to you as I do that.

Okay...

Uh, it says, a girl is driving down the road

she sees a pram in the middle of the road so she gets out of the car

goes to the pram, but there is no baby in it

so she gets back into the car and starts driving

and a van is flashing lights behind her,

so she's getting scared, he starts flashing lights and she drives faster.

The van's still flashing lights.

She rings her friend and says, "There is a van behind me, can I come to your house?"

So, she pulls into her friend's place and the van's still behind her,

she gets out of the car and the van driver gets out,

and as the van driver gets out, another guy gets out of the back seat of her car,

and runs off into the woods

and the van driver was flashing lights

trying to let her know that there was a guy who had got into in the back of her car,

when she pulled over to go to the pram.

Is this is a true story or an urban myth? I don't know.

It's creepy.

How much you give us for the ring?

I'll give you 50 euro.

It's worth four times that, man.

Give us 100, 100 and something. Give us something.

Tell you what, I'll give you 75 with that camera.

-A camera? -Yeah, camera.

Came in yesterday.

-All right. -All right.

Shh!

-(RUNNING FOOTSTEPS) -(WOMAN PANTING)

Can you just take it off?

Cara... I don't want to break it.

There you go, see.

-Whoo! -So, how do you know it's on?

Did you see that flashing light?

-Yes. -That means it's fucking on.

-(WOMAN CHATTERING) -(WOMEN LAUGHING)

Okay, okay, okay.

-All right, go. Happy birthday!

Corina, darling.

All right. So tonight we are going to film the whole night.

Yeah, because we might not remember the whole night,

so it's better to keep it on tape.

-And we want to get all the little bits that... -Specially ones we can't see.

Yeah, definitely, those bits too!

So, yeah, (KISSES) we love you and, uh...

-And I guess we'll see you tomorrow, yeah! -Let's have some fun!

All right, that was embarrassing...

Look, it's still on.

-Have you been recording yourselves, girls? -Put the fucking camera down.

It's still on? It's still on.

That's sick. I didn't realize it was still recording, shit.

Okay, whatever. Okay, Corina. (CHUCKLING)

Happy birthday!

This is a present from myself and Cara.

Oh, my God!

But, there's a catch. You don't get it till the end of the night.

'Cause we're going to catch everything on, well, on camera

and we're going to keep rolling, until we either run out of fucking tape,

-or we get too fucking hammered to remember anything. -(LAUGHING)

All right, Louise, Louise, Louise...

Say hello, say hello, Louise.

-Turn it on somebody else! I'm going to say something.

Hello, Hi.

Corina, happy birthday. It's your 21st and

I hope you are going to have a great time with us today.

-(GIGGLING) Thank you. -And...

Hey, Louise, will you take the camera, please?

-What do you want me to do? Just take the camera, please.

Please, no, I hate this. Just take it please.

Ugh, Okay...

There, just look here. All you got to do is,

put your hand on that button there and shoot.

Uh, Sienna, I hate this. Please.

-Just take it. Okay. Okay.

Louise, film this... Film this.

-One, two, three... -(WOMEN SQUEALING)

-Here it goes! -Oh God, Sienna, please.

Somebody give me it please. Yeah, here you go!

It's a birthday party.

-Guys please... It's just one night, Sian.

Guys please, for one night on my birthday can you just get on?

Down here I think.

Are we here? Yes we are.

Is it safe down here, Sienna?

Hey, girls, I think she likes the blindfold.

Here we go, guys. We're here!

-(SQUEALS) -Oh, God.

-This is it? -Yeah, it is.

Girls... Louise, Where are we?

-Where are we? This is weird.

Oh, my gosh!

You had this planned the whole time. It's freezing.

What is this place? Oh, yeah, it's so...

Let me get the camera. -(SHUTTER OPENING)

Oh, my God, guys, what the fuck is going on?

We are not going in. Sian, no, where are we?

Please don't go there. -(LAUGHING)

Oh, come on!

What is going on?

Girls, no! We are not going inside.

What are you doing?

No, we are now going back to the car!

-No, no! -Sian...

Calm down.

-We are meant to go to the club, not... -Sian, Sian, listen!

-No! It's her birthday, okay?

It's her birthday... -We are going in for five minutes.

And then we are going to the club.

Okay, five minutes is all we need.

Five minutes. -(GIGGLING)

Fucking hell!

All right get in. Before she changes her fucking mind.

Yeah. Let's go.

Let's lock the door, so she can't get out.

Here we are. -(CLAPPING)

All right, can we please take the blindfold off of me?

No.

There's a fucking smell. It's not over yet.

In your face!

What... Cara, Cara.

Can someone please take this blindfold...

Cara, do not pick that up, you knacker.

Ew! -(ALL SCREAMING)

Are you not normal?

Can you hold this? -(SCREAMS) No! Oh, my God!

What the fuck!

We were meant to go to the club, not here.

Oh, my God. Just keep her off the staircase.

Fucking hell! -(LAUGHING)

Sorry...

I knew you two would pull it off.

-Kill her... -(CARA GIGGLES)

Okay, okay, show me! I am filming that. I am filming that.

Wow!

Barry!

My shoe! Fuck! Five minutes and we are going!

Drinks guys, come on!

This is exactly what I planned.

This reminds me of that place we were... Sian, Sian...

When we were kids. Sit down, come on.

Oh, my God!

-She had her first kiss in a hotel. -Ah!

Weren't you with that guy?

I was. What was his name?

-Tommo? -Tommo!

I lost my virginity to that guy.

He held my hand when he fucked me against the wall.

Sienna, Sienna, Sienna, Sienna! -He fuckin' loved it!

-Stop it, just fucking stop it. -Ow, fucking hell!

Stop it, come on.

No, no. I'm going to go.

My fucking shoes! First it was my dress, now it's my fucking shoes!

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

No, I do not want to stay here, okay!

-Are you going to get Corina? Yeah, I will.

This is fucking brilliant this is. Jesus Christ!

Get the camera, get the camera. -What for? What for?

Just film it, I want to see her face when we find her.

Guys, it's not even funny, you know how she's going to react.

Okay, okay.

-I'm going to take it. Corina, I'm sorry, sorry.

How do you... How do you use it?

Are you holding it? Yes, I am.

-Is she taking the camera? Yes, I am.

So leave me... Fucking alone.

-Are you taking the camera, Sian? Seriously guys...

Okay, you know how to work this?

My God, you are so clumsy with that.

-Just, this is the focus, this is the zoom. Yeah, okay.

-Don't touch this button because that turns it off. Oh, really?

I want you all to divulge a deep, dark secret.

That's so childish... Oops, Sian.

Lou, you go first. -Ah, no, not me.