Cars Toon: Mater's Tall Tales- Complete Series

If I'm lying, I'm crying.

Mater, are you all right?

Oh, shoot, that was nothing. I used to be a daredevil.

-What? -That's right.

Folks would come from all around to see my stunts.

Mater! Mater!

Ladies and gentlecars, Mater the Greater!

Get your Mater teeth right here! Two buck teeth for one buck!

You're a hero, man!

And there he goes!

Excuse me. Pardon me. Coming through. Good to see you.

My bad. Hey, Ricky, how's the kid? Watch your hood!

He did it!

-Mater is greater! -You're the car!

l did all kinds of stunts.

Fire!

I busted nearly every part in my body.

But the biggest stunt Mater the Greater ever did

was jumping Carburetor Canyon.

Jumping Carburetor Canyon? No way.

Yes way, you remember. You was there, too.

What?

-Ready, buddy? -Ready?

All right then, get 'er done!

Well, what happened?

You didn't make it.

Well, see you later! Come on, guys, let's go!

If I'm lying, I'm crying. Gotta go.

Hey, Red.

-I used to be a fire truck. -What?

Dad gum right.

Fire! Someone call Rescue Squad Mater!

All units, all units! Please respond.

Fire in progress at one-two-zero-niner Car Michael Way.

That's the old Gasoline and Match Factory!

Right you are, Mater. Now go!

Chopper One en route.

-Trooper responding. Where's Mater? -Right behind you!

Mater One en route.

All right, back it up, folks.

Put it in reverse, pal. Make room for Mater.

Be advised, explosive situation.

Rescue Squad Mater, we're counting on you!

1 0-4! I'm on it.

Mater, I cannot believe that you were a fire truck.

You remember, for Pete's sake. You was there, too!

-Help! Help! -Remain calm!

-I gotcha! -Look out, it's gonna blow!

Get him to the hospital! Stat! He's overheating.

On my way!

Yeah, baby!

Paging Dr Mater. Dr Mater to the OR.

What's going on, ladies?

All righty now, let's have us a little look-see.

Mater, you're a doctor, too?

That's right, buddy. I got my MD, my PhD, my STP, and my GTO.

Hey, Doctor.

Clear!

-Well, what happened? -I saved your life.

What? No, you didn't.

-Did so. -Did not.

-Did so. -No, Mater...

-Yes, I did. Yep. -Mater, stop it!

-Did so. -Not! Did not.

Hello, Doctor.

Did so.

Don't lie, don't cry! Wrastle!

Check out the size of that monster truck.

Shoot, that boy's nothing.

I used to wrastle trucks bigger than that.

-What? -Yep.

I used to be a Monster Truck Wrastler!

Ladies and gentlecars,

introducing The Tormentor!

Excuse me, it's Tow Mater!

Who wants some ice cream?

The I-Screamer!

I'm gonna make you scream!

-Where did he go? -Excuse me, mister.

Can I have one double dip dipstick sundae, please?

Sure. That's a very popular flavour.

One, two, three. The winner!

Now that's a sundae, sundae, sundae!

-Drop and give me 20! -I'll give you three.

One, two, three. The winner!

The Rastacarian has The Tormentor in his signature dread lock.

Me be jamming now, man.

One, two, three. The winner!

Who be jamming, now?

You be jamming, now!

Dr Feel Bad.

Your next stop is the hospital!

Don't worry, I'll bring you some flowers!

That's gotta hurt.

And just wait till he gets the bill.

One, two, three!

Paddy O'Concrete's gonna lay some cement.

Here comes a nice fresh pour!

Pour it on!

He got paved!

Now that's what I call a patio,

-daddy-o. -One, two, three!

You rock, man!

And now, the moment we've all been waiting for,

the buck-toothed wonder of the world, the wrastler of disaster,

The Tormentor!

Go get him, Tormentor!

And the world champion, Dr Frankenwagon.

Piece of cake.

And his Monster!

It's alive!

I'm dead.

What did you do?

Don't you remember nothing? We was a tag team.

-Tag, you're it! -What?

Yes, ladies, they are real. You wanna kick 'em?

-Quick! Tag me, tag me! -Tag.

Gotcha!

Watch this.

One, two, three.

The winners! The Tormentor and...

-What's your name, son? -Lightning McQueen.

And Frightening McMean!

Frightening McMean. Oh, please.

I can't believe it! The Tormentor!

I'm your biggest fan, man! Can I get your autograph?

-Well, of course you can. -I will never wash this door again.

Wait, don't you want Frightening McMean's autograph?

-No, thanks. -Seriously.

-I'm okay, really. -I'll do it real quick.

You're making me uncomfortable!

-Tag, you're it. -Tag, you're it.

-Tag. Tag! -Tag. Tag!

-Tag, you're it. Tag! -Tag!

If I'm lying, I'm crying.

-Hey, look! A UFO. -Mater, that was a hub cap.

No, it was a UFO.

And I know 'cause I done seen one once.

-What? -Yep, it was a crystal clear night.

Well, that's weird.

What... What in the...

Well, hey there. Welcome to Earth. My name is Mater.

-My name is Mator. -Mator?

-Should I take you to my litre? -Your litre.

All right, then! Well, here's all my litres.

Man, that guy could put it away.

-Dad gum! -Dad gum!

We did all my favourite things.

I taught him how to drive backwards.

And he taught me how to fly.

Cool.

Wait up!

Hey, Filmore!

We're going to be best friends forever.

What?

-I got him. -No!

-Return to base. -Mator!

I'll save you!

Dad gum reverse.

I'm coming to get you, Mator!

Oh, no. Mator!

Maintenance to the loading dock, please.

Van, we'll meet you up there, come on!

Get me 1 0 men right here, on the double!

Private Smithers, come here right now!

Dr Schleppenwagen, report to Hangar 10.

Don't get too close.

-Everybody, say, "Cheese." -Cheese!

-Dad gum. -Dad gum? He's trying to communicate.

-Where is Dr Abschleppwagen? -Here I am.

So Herr Doktor, what does dad gum mean?

The dad gum means... Let's get out of here!

Dad gum.

Follow me, Mator!

Do you really expect me to believe that?

Well, you should. You was there, too!

It's beautiful!

Dad gum.

Thanks for saving us, Mrs UFO. You think you can drop us off at home?

Thank you.

I'm sorry, Mater, that did not happen.

Oh, yeah? Then how come I can do this?

Oh, Mater, please!

Far out.

If I'm lying, I'm crying.

Hey, look, bulldozers.

Yep. Them's just like the ones I used to fight.

-What? -That's right.

I was a famous bulldozer fighter in Spain.

They called me El Materdor.

Seńor Materdor!

He's alive!

-El Materdor! -El Materdor!

Bravo, Seńor Mater!

So there I was, surrounded. Bulldozers all around me.

-What did you do? -What did I...

Well, don't you remember? You was there, too!

What?

They sure liked that fancy red paintjob of yours.

Mater, that did not happen.