The Proud Family: Louder and Prouder

Come on, everybody.

Isn't this exciting?

This is a dream come true!

I finally get to see the Mona Lisa!

Why is it so small, Mrs. Proud?

It look like a stamp.

Yeah.

I thought it would be bigger than this.

I must say I am a little disappointed.

Okay, well, this is a bust.

Now take me to the French Fry Museum like y'all promised.

I'm writing this trip off for it.

Oscar, there is no French Fry Museum.

I just told you that

so we'd get out of our hotel room for a little while.

- -Ew!

Man, they've been like this ever since we got here.

What did you expect, Penny?

Paris is a the city of amour.

Well, I can't take any more.

I never thought I'd say this,

but I like it better when they yell at each other.

Ooh, zaddy alert.

- -Two tasty chocolate croissants

at three o'clock.

Where?

I mean nine o'clock.

- -

What? I don't see anything!

Look, girl, over there.

Bonjour.

-Bonjour. -Bonjour back at you.

What do you mean "bonjour"?

You better bonjour your butts away from here.

Daddy!

They didn't mean anything. Bonjour is French for "hello."

As we say in Alaska, aloha and vamoose.

Oscar, please. Stop embarrassing the girls.

-And me. - Oscar?

Ooh!

When did you learn French, Oscar?

I had no idea I was speaking French.

No idea who this woman is either, Trudy.

You don't remember me, Oscar?

I'm Betty. Betty Davis.

-All right, kids, time to go. -

Oscar, how do you know this woman?

And don't lie.

Oscar and I used to date back in college.

You lyin'!

- We were just two kids in love. -

- Oh, those were good times. -

Oh, yes!

So, exactly how did you two meet?

Oscar has never mentioned you.

Oscar, you never mentioned me?

-We met at the university. -

Oh, university?

Oscar. I thought you went to the Snack Institute.

I did. My snack internship was in the university cafeteria.

Best job I ever had.

I'll never forget that heart-shaped snack you made me.

It broke my tooth.

That sounds about right.

And then you nursed me back to health.

That don't sound right.

Yeah, well, I was just a young pup in the game back then.

You should taste my hearts now.

One swallow will make your taste buds--

Holla!

But unfortunately they don't sell them in France.

So, Betty, what did you study at the university?

Oh, I was an art major.

Did you graduate? Because now, you're a tour guide.

Oh, you know what they say.

Great art comes from great suffering.

Then I guess I missed my calling.

Your bill, sir.

Please take your time.

What are you waiting for, Frenchie?

-I'll take care of that. -No, Betty, baby, it's on me.

Hmm.

Oops! My bad. A gift card from the kids.

Pistachio ice cream... all of it's good.

Mom, Dad. Me and Dijonay want to go see a movie.

Sure, baby girl. Trudy, you want to go to the movies with the girls?

Oscar, you want to live to see another day?

Here you go, baby girl.

Get what you need. Money is no object.

Aw, thank you, Daddy.

Anything for you, baby girl.

You better bring my change back.

-You know, so we can give it back to the homeless. -Yeah, sure, Daddy.

Penny, come straight back to the hotel after the movie.

We will, Mama.

Come on, D.

Ooh, we should stay here, Penny.

It's gonna be some drama, mama.

Come on, Dijonay.

Well, it's time for me to go.

Oscar, it was fun running into you.

Hey, we'll be here all week. Don't be a stranger. Right, Trudy?

-Maybe you should be a stranger. -Ah, bye, Oscar.

-Nice meeting you, Trudy. -Mmm-hmm.

-Oscar, why am I just hearing about Betty? -Oh, come on.

You are married to the Snack Mack, baby.

You know what time it is.

I was just kidding, Trudy. You know you're the one!

I better be the only one.

Oh, come on, baby.

You know you're my one, two, three, all the way to infinity.

Let's go back to the hotel.

-That movie gives us about an hour and a half. -

Zang! This is confusing.

What time does the movie start?

It starts at 3:00.

-Are you following us? -Yes, I am.

Ooh, isn't that sweet?

No, it's creepy.

Don't pay her any attention.

My name is Dijonay Jones.

Forgive my friend,

but we don't talk to strange boys that we don't know.

I'm Fabrice.

Febreze? Like the air freshener?

You do smell good.

And this is my boy, Driss.

Now you know us.

Penny, you can have Drizzle my nizzle.

I don't want a Drizzle. Let's go, Dijonay.

- - My bag!

Oh, man! They set us up.

And I'm mad, 'cause they was fine.

Here you go, pretty lady.

Thank you.

See you around. And hold on to your bag.

Hey, you guys wanna hang out?

Oh, so we are not creepy anymore?

I'm sorry about that.

It's just my daddy said, "Never talk to a strange boy."

Or any boy.

Hey, we're going to the Olympia to listen to some music.

-Do you want to come? -Yeah, we wanna come!

Penny, get over here!

Um, okay.

But only for a little while.

Yeah, girl!

Thank you for the ride, Driss.

- -Come on, Dijonay, that's enough.

Au reservoir, Fabrice!

Your key, mademoiselle.

Excusez-moi, mademoiselle,

but it seems your key has expired.

Expired? What does that mean?

It means that you don't have a room here, kid.

Now, do me a favor, will you? Beat it!

Wait a minute. We were here with my parents. You remember us.

And why did your voice just change like that?

I'm sorry, mademoiselle, but no.

You gotta remember us.

We're the only black people in this hotel.

Oh! Them.

Yeah, they checked out.

-What? -Uh-uh, what do you mean "them," Frenchie?

D, chill.

My parents checked out? Why would they do that?

-Now, would you please step aside? -

I'm sorry, I forgot my key.

Pardon, madame, this is not a problem at all.

Come in, please, make yourself at home.

Did you see that?

Forget that, Dijonay.

There is no way my parents would leave us.

My parents left me at Wizneyland once.

Dijonay, this is serious.

I'm serious, too! Girl, I was traumatized.

- -Yo, is everything okay?

No, the doorman said my parents checked out.