Borat’s American Lockdown & Debunking Borat

Would you take a complete stranger

in your home in the middle of a global pandemic?

It seems like a risky decision, but you're about to meet

two men who did just that.

The man they took in?

Borat Sagdiyev,

a disgraced journalist from Kazakhstan who was looking

for his daughter and a chance at redemption.

As stay-at-home orders were issued around the country,

these men were confined together,

completely cut off from the outside world.

Our cameras were there to capture

their unforgettable experience,

which you're about to see tonight.

This is American Lockdown.

It's just been announced that the state

has ordered a lockdown to curb

the growing COVID infection rate,

and Jim and Jerry eagerly await

the arrival of their new housemate.

Stacey Abrams. I tell you what.

If there's anybody that needs to be out of politics,

that bitch needs to be gone.

Well, I was born and raised in Montana.

I'm conservative, of course.

Gun-toting, all-American.

I don't put up with the bullshit.

She is what I would call "radical."

Well, when she lost the governor's race in Georgia...

- Yeah. - she wouldn't... she wouldn't secede

the election.

She ain't no different than damn Pelosi

or Maxine Waters.

The Democrats, with this coronavirus...

I believe that their agenda is...

is to try to take over the country.

I'm not one that's going to stand for that.

And I'm sure there's a lot more people out here

that think just the way I do.

While Jim and Jerry finish prepping dinner,

Borat makes his way to the house.

Jagshemash! My name Borat.

I just your average guy trying to deliver

his 15-year-old daughter to Rudolph Giuliani.

Same old, same old.

Watch your step.

- Hello? How are you?

- Yes. Yes. - Yes.

Nice to meet you.

Okay.

Yes. Very nice.

It is very nice.

The men take some time

to show Borat around the house.

And then there's bathrooms all over,

- so if you need a bathroom... Yes.

- there's plenty of them. I know how to use.

I have used a toilet seven times.

Three times successfully.

One time liquid, one time solid,

one time just brown rain from my back pussy.

There's some beers up in here, if you want beer.

You can get shitfaced if you want.

What? Did I get a shit on my face?

- No. I mean get drunk. - Ah, yes.

It's... it means... never mind.

- But anyway... - Yes.

Yeah, it's-it's a joke.

I, uh...

want to stay here, but I want to find my daughter.

Where is she?

I do not know.

- She, uh, run away. - Mm-hmm.

You want this book?

- Hey! - Take it. I hate it.

And I hate you.

And I will never see you again.

- - No!

My daughter!

Tutar!

If I do not find her,

my government...

- they will take two cow... Right.

attach chain to my leg attached to the cow,

the cow will follow a Uzbek

- with a turnip in his anoos. Mm-hmm.

Try to eat it.

- Pull me apart. - Mm.

And I must walk on my chram

- for the rest of my life. - Yeah. Yeah.

Hmm.

Well, I'm a little confused on this one,

how we would help you with that.

Um... um...

How long must we be stuck in here?

Well, don't know for sure.

Till this COVID-19 thing passes.

- Are you familiar with that? - No. What is this?

Okay, that is a virus

that was, um...

It was developed in China. Wuhan, China.

- Are you familiar with that place? - What a Wuhan?

- At a lab in Wuhan, China. - No. What...?

They made a virus that kills people.

So that means that you have to be locked down,

you can't go out.

Um, and...

Uh, what else is there?

- What I would say is... Yes.

your Democrats are trying to brainwash people.

They're saying that we shouldn't be at work,

and I feel like, that they helped the Chinese create this.

Correct. The Democrats...

it's nowhere near as bad as what they claim it is.

If it was, hundreds of thousands of people would be dead already.

I think with the Democrats and with Obama,

and I think it goes back to the Clintons,

- when they were also in office. - This Clinton...

they make this plague?

Yes. - Yes.

- Not nice. - Clintons are very evil.

Extremely evil.

Supposedly, they torture these kids.

Well, what it does is it,

um, it gets their adrenaline flowing

- in their body. Mm-hmm.

Then they take that out of their adrenal glands,

and then they drink their blood or that... that out of their...

I've heard about things like that.

Uh, Hillary Clinton drink the, uh, blood of children?

- That's what we've heard. - Yes?

- I've heard. - It's... it's been said.

So, probably is true.

- I wouldn't doubt it. - Well, it could very well be.

I don't know how much you know about Bill Gates.

- Bill Gates? You know these pallets of bricks

- that are being thrown at the cops? - Yeah.

You know who owns that?

- Bill Gates. Yeah.

Bill Gates makes gates?

He makes bricks.

Why is he not called Bill Bricks?

Because he made computers, but he owns a big stake...

Why he not called Bill Computers?

Uh, because his name was Gates.

What do you think about what the Bill Gates

and what, uh, the virus? I mean, the vaccine?

I refuse. It's not going to happen.

It's like they've been... he's been running

- the chip in Africa. Mm-hmm.

Yes. - And testing it over there

through vaccines.

I understand when he did a bunch of those vaccines over there,

he killed a bunch of people with them.

Nobody is going to change my mind about...

about the way I feel about things,

and, uh, like I say, I've gotten stronger in my convictions.

With a lot of the vaccines they're doing over there...

Mm-hmm. - that he's putting the chips in,

- experimenting to see... - In the oil?

- No. In the vaccine shots. In the people.

- Put the chip in the needle? - Yes.

Yes. - And where they put the fish?

- There's no fish. There's no fish.

But fish and chip. It's nice.

- It's... it's, uh, the chip... In England.

- Not in America. Fish and chip. - Okay.

- Right. - In America, just the chip.

Hamburger.

I suppose we better wind her down for the night

and go to bed.

Well, you get some rest.

- Thank you very much. - You betcha.

- Good night. - We'll see you in the morning.

Yes. - Good night, buddy. Yep.

- What? Good night.

Ah, yes. Good night.

Good night, bud.

- What? Good night.

- Good night. Sleep good.

Thank you. - Mm-hmm.

Hmm?

Talk to you tomorrow.

- Oh. Okay. - All right, buddy.

What do you say?

Okay.

- Okay. - Talk to you tomorrow.

I did not hear.

Talk to you tomorrow.

- Talk to you tomorrow about... Yep.

- Mm-hmm. Okay.

- Tomorrow. - See you in the morning.

- What? - See you in the morning. Good night.

Good night. Thank you.

All right.

What?

It's day two in the lockdown house,

and the boys are making breakfast.

It says on here, uh,

the majority of people don't...