Olaf Presents

-Hi, I'm Olaf. -(MAN GASPS)

Oh, sorry. Yeah, I just find clothes restricting.

Bet you're wondering who we are and why we're here.

It's really quite simple.

It began with two sisters.

One born with magical powers. One born powerless.

Their love of snowmen, infinite.

Anna, no! Too high!

Blast! (GROANS)

Mama! Papa! Help!

Slam! Doors shutting everywhere.

Sisters torn apart.

Well, at least they have their parents.

Their parents are dead.

Oh. Oh, hi. I'm Anna. I'll marry a man I just met.

Elsa's gonna blow! Snow! Snow! Aah, run!

Magic pulses through my snowflakes.

I live.

Ice palace for one. Ice palace for one.

Get out, Anna. Pew! Pew!

-My heart. -Oh, my goodness.

Only an act of true love can save you.

Here's a true love's kiss.

You're not worth it.

-Guess what? I'm the bad guy. -What?

And Anna freezes to death forever.

-(EXHALES) -Oh, Anna.

Then she unfreezes!

Elsa woke up the spirits, we were forced out of our kingdom.

Now we need to find the truth about the past.

But we don't know how to do that.

Except Elsa's hearing voices, so we got that going.

Any questions?

Presenting The Little Mermaid.

I don't wanna be half a fish anymore.

You'll be half a fish and you'll like it, young lady. (GROWLS)

But I wanna be...

Part of that world (GURGLES)

I got, like, 20 thingamabobs. What's that word again?

Dinglehopper.

I hate all of your human stuff.

You're a garbage collector. Like your mother!

I just gotta be...

Part of his world

Oh, look, a random guy floating in the water.

It's Eric! I'll save you!

I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love!

Hey, I'm Octalady. Give me your voice for some legs.

Also, if you fail, I'm turning you into an emaciated shrimp. Forever!

Sure! I trust that you have my best interests at heart.

-Keep singing! -(VOCALIZING, COUGHS)

Yes! Now I got your larynx.

Yay! I've got... What's that word again?

Feet

-My nerves are shot. -Les poissons.

Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la- la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

That was too close. They're gonna fall in love.

Now I'm gonna marry her boyfriend.

Eric, no! Papa, help!

Papa's an emaciated shrimp.

So much for true love! (CACKLES)

Oh. (CHUCKLES)

I've been impaled.

Now I'm married and have feet

Presenting Moana.

Goo-goo, ga-ga. I'm baby Moana.

The ocean chose me!

It is I, Maui, demigod of the wind and sea.

-Board my boat. -No.

-Why? -Because I stole a rock

which was actually the heart organ of a giant, raging

lava lady who knocked my hook into the ocean,

which takes place before the events of this story.

But you'll be awesome.

Uh, okay.

Demon coconut people!

Peeing in the ocean. (LAUGHS)

Realm of monsters. (SCREAMS)

Grandma, help me!

I ate my grandma!

I'm so shiny

Transformation. Fish. Goat.

-(GRUNTS) -Shark head!

Oh, this hook is broken. I'm so out.

Why is that fish glowing? Grandma!

I know everyone here probably knows this already, but in case you don't...

I am Moana

If I only had a heart.

I have crossed the horizon to find you

-(GROWLS) -Calm down, Te Kā.

-(GRUNTS) -Woo-hoo!

Behold! Mufasa's son, Simba!

The circle of life

I, Mufasa, rule in equity and justice over all my subjects.

And also eat some of them.

-And this is Scar. -(NEIGHS QUESTIONINGLY)

He's the bad guy, 'cause he does mean things all the time, 'cause he's bad.

A stampede!