Cek Toko Sebelah: The Series

Mr. Erwin!

That new guy, how about we prank him?

- Make him feel unwelcomed. - What are you doing?

Sorting the expired goods.

What are you sorting them by?

I sort them by date, of course.

What do you expect? By zodiac?

You smarty pants!

But it's true.

That Ramli is diligent and strong.

But I want to see him dead.

Just once.

Okay.

(Episode 3 Beware of Thief)

What are you pointing at?

You look like you're selecting a meal.

You lose! You have no moves left!

No, I can still move.

You think this is Snakes and Ladders? Here.

- You got checkmate. - No, I'm not.

It's a checkmate!

- No, it's not. - Whatever.

- Where's my phone? - I don't know.

What do you mean you don't know? Give me my handphone.

- Where is it? - I don't know!

You playing magic trick on me?

Where did you put it?

If I had known, I wouldn't have asked you.

You're being funny.

- Where's my phone? - I don't know!

Amiauw, did you see it?

See, that's right!

What's right? My phone!

- Hey, have you seen my phone? - Your phone?

Yeah, that thing you press. He doesn't know what a cellphone is.

I just got here. I don't see any phone.

Where is it?

Jak, my phone.

I promise, if you return it to me,

we'll play chess, I won't touch my phone.

- I promise. - I don't know!

How can you not know? Where's my phone?

I don't know, Yadi! What phone?

What do you mean "what phone"? Pretending you don't know?

This is your trick, right?

Distracting me, asking about your phone,

so that I can't think!

What do you think I am? You lost already.

You wish! I'm about to make a comeback!

You keep asking about your phone!

You're giving me a headache, I can't think!

I was about to counter attack!

You kept asking about your phone! You cheated!

Counter attack? You think this is a soccer game?

What was he thinking? It's a checkmate.

Miauw, that Ojak lost a chess game against me.

What a sore loser, he hid my phone.

Corny!

You're right, "corny". Thank you, Yad.

Thank you for what? You're corny too!

Always filling crosswords, you're not getting any smarter!

You always play chess, as if you're getting any richer.

What's that gotta do with getting richer?

Let me see under your butt.

Play chess, get money.

Filling crosswords, you gain no knowledge.

How did you do that?

- You want to gain knowledge? - I do.

- You want to get money too? - I do.

Clean these up.

Clean, thank you, Yad!

Clean up your brain!

Your tooth still hurts, Dad?

Yes.

Fine, we'll go to the dentist again tonight, okay?

It's nothing, I'm good, okay.

So what do you think about Ramli?

He's quite okay, right?

To motivate the other guys, makes them work harder.

Yeah, but I think...

We still don't need all those modernization.

All these times, we never had any problem.

Sometimes we don't realize that we are having a problem.

Like that bread seller for example.

Why me?

Nothing, sorry.

It's just that if you keep doing this, you won't make any progress, right?

Look here. Back then, I carry my breads on my shoulder.

Now look at me, I use bike trailer.

I bought it with my own money.

Not a prize from guessing fishes.

Yeah, but we're talking about moving forward here.

Not only this bike can move forward!

It can move forward, stand, drift, anything!

Wait, wait, my leg is vibrating.

Hello?

Mrs. Dadang?

Mr. Dadang's wife.

Yes, ma'am? Chocolate-filled bread? Right away.

I also provide phone top up, electricity meter.

Anything. Rest assured, ma'am.

Yeah...

I'll be there in five minutes.

You just prepare the money.

But remember.

Do not call the police.

I'm just joking, ma'am!

I'm just joking. Yes, ma'am.

I'll be there. I'll go straight away, yes.

I need to go, Sir. I'm in a hurry.

If I'm late, I'll only get one star.

Bye.

We'll go to the doctor again.

Jak...

Have you seen the money that was here?

No!

Seriously. Have you seen it?

No!

For real? If you've seen it, just say so.

No, Amiauw!

You lost your phone, your money, and you blame me.

You wanna blame me for the lost of your virginity?

So where are you going?

I need to poop.

What? You lost your poop too?

What's with you people?

He's still cranky.

He lost a chess game against me.

But did you really lose your virginity to Ojak?

No!

Really?

- To Kuncoro? - No!

- To Naryo? - No!

- To Mr. Nandar? - No!

Jak. I don't know, I don't have it.

Jak, I need to call my mother, Jak.

- My mother. - Whatever!

Jak!

My goodness.

- Jak! - Hey...

Come here, you!

Do you know how long it took for me to arrange these?

Do you know what I arrange these for?

Hey, who's gonna take responsibility?

You!

Be responsible!

You wish. I didn't impregnate you, why should I take responsibility?

You're joking now?

Straighten them up!

- Yeah. - Not your shirt!

What?

Cans, attention!

Not marching drill!

Straighten them, arrange them neatly!

Yeah.

You fool!

How could this happen?

Sorry, Sir.

I went to the toilet for a while.

It's usually safe.

I think we need that CCTV, Dad.

Yeah, Win.

Jak.

How are you doing?

I'm fine.

- How are you? - I'm fine, thank goodness.

Are you busy?

Well, all in a day's work.

Do you know the Corruption Eradication Commission's slogan?

Dare to be honest is remarkable.

Isn't it "two children are sufficient"?

That's Family Planning Program.

I'm talking about the CEC.

- Isn't it nice? - It's nice.

It teaches us

that in whatever condition, we have to dare to be honest.

- To tell the truth. - That's true.

Even if it will bring us misfortune.

Because nowadays, life is tough, right?

- Totally. - Rupiah exchange rate is low.

Economy is unstable.

They even raise the price for an uduk rice meal.

- How much? - Now it's 15,000 near my house.

That's nothing.

It's 30,000 near my house.

- How come? - The seller doesn't even wear a bra.

- For real? - He's a guy.

- I thought it's a girl. - A girl should wear one.

Well, I hope more people

implement CEC's slogan in their lives.

- Including you. - Why me?

Why indeed.

You're still accusing me for stealing your phone?

No!

Don't say that. No.

I don't have it, Yadi. Here, search me.

I'm just reminding you.

I don't have it, what else do you want?

I'm just reminding.

I don't have it, Yadi. Here, my right pocket, left pocket!