Robot Chicken

Man: It's alive!

Do you have any idea how embarrassing it isss

that other rattlesnakes know that I'm related to you?

Whoa, buddy! Where's your parachute?!

I bet my friends 50 bucks that penguins could fly

if they were motivated enough, so here goes!

That literally makes no sense,

and you should wear a parachute because you're wrong.

Didn't you see "Dark Knight Rises"?

You're only motivated to achieve the impossible

once you take off the training wheels, man.

Whee! Aw, not again!

Oh, I'm nervous about meeting your family, Mitch.

After all, I'm a Cabbage Patch Kid,

and your family is Garbage Pail Kids.

There's nothing to worry about, Babette Jocelyn.

I love you, so they will, too.

Oh, my baby boy!

And this must be Babette Jocelyn!

Come here, you!

I'm Mitch's mom, Bloody Mary.

Come meet the rest of the family!

This is my hubby, Harry Hemorrhoid.

-Hi, Mitch. -Acne Amy!

Wow! You got so tall! Bring it in here.

Bathroom? Oh, God.

Okay.

Babette, you can do this.

Just breathe.

Outta the way! Get outta the way!

Ugh! Whoa! That one's ripe!

Hey! You must be Babette!

I'm Dia-Rita. Nice to...

Ugh. Meet you.

There you are! Come on.

The rest of the family's waiting to meet you.

That went great!

My family loves you! I'm so glad.

Oh, Babette, you simply must come back for Thanksgiv--

I'm sorry. Are you inked?

What? That's just my Xavier Roberts tattoo.

This trollop has tattooed herself

with another man's name!

He's my creator!

Are you in a fucking cult?!

Get out of my house at once!

-Mitch! -Sorry, baby.

My family think tattoos are disgusting,

and I do, too, so y-you better go.

I got pussed on for you!

Well, looks like I should've got into her pants

earlier, right, fam?

Fuckin' psoriasis.

Let's see.

Cinderella, you're here for...

You tried to wear glass shoes.

Honey, men don't give a shit about women's footwear.

Next time, Wear, like, a pair of Air Jordans.

That'll get his attention without the personal harm.

-Those are actually pretty sick. -I know, right?

Okay. Let's cut those feet off.

All right. Do you know why I pulled you over?

-No, I do not. -Fuck!

Hey. Look at this Itsy Bitsy ass.

Hey! Where ya goin', Itsy Bitsy?!

-Fuck you! -Eat shit!

-Fuck you! You eat shit! -You eat shit!

I'm-a climb up this garden spout, you fucking asshole!

-Better not! -Better not, asshole!

-It's gonna rain! -Fuck you!

Fuck you! Yeah, fuck you!

I do what I fucking want!

How about that, motherfucker?

Ya told that fuck.

-You told him. -That fuck.

[ Thunder rumbles, Itsy Bitsy screams ]

Oh, look! Shit fuck is back.

-Told ya, you fuck! -Eat shit!

-You eat shit! -Eat shit, you fuck!

The fuck you doin' now?

I'm-a climb up this garden spout and fuck yo' mama!

Fuckin' kill you, you fuck!

These is prison rules, motherfucker!

Itsy Bitsy bitch!

Oh, no, dear Agnarr, we're dead!

Oh, it pains me that our children,

Anna and Elsa, must grow up without us.

Oh, they'll be fine. Dead parents build character.

Yeah, our little Tarzan was raised by gorillas after

we were murdered by a leopard, and he turned out great.

Ah. New dead parents.

You are just in time for tonight's Heaven rave!

Ooh! What's a rave?

[ Dance music thumping, cheerful shouting ]

Oh, this is better than any ball in Arendelle.

I feel so free!

Ow! Ow! Let it go, baby!

Here comes the dump truck.

I say this pixie dust is quite different

than the snow we're used to back home.

Coral: Hey! Can I get some down here?

I didn't get eaten by a barracuda for nothing!

Whoo-oo!

Who wants to butt-chug some Dole Whip?!

Whoo!

I hope they're in a better place.

Me too, Anna. Me too.

Iduna: I just did my first butt chug!

Agnarr: Being a dead parent rules!

Barbie, I must go. I can't do this anymore.

Why, Ken? Why?!

I'm Butterfly Prince Ken. I must go be with my people.

Flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap...

Look, Bell, I don't condone bestiality,

but the fact of the matter is if you fuck a dog,

you're going to get a yeast infection.

Welcome, viewers! I am Dexter, boy genius!

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who does anything a mom can do.