Quam's Money

Do you remember me? It's me.

The original sweet boy Q. Most confirmed bachelor.

The most sort after in Nigeria.

Alright open your eyes, open your eyes.

Sweetness overload. And I'm somebody's child.

The last time you saw me,

I was a security man who got lucky.

Because I got gifted money. But then, my dear,

many things have changed since then.

Naturally, I'm a risktaker.

When opportunity presents itself, I grab it.

This trait is why I have so many aliases.

Q for Quame, second to Steve Jobs.

Same class as Jeff Bezos.

As a born entrepreneur by nature.

Mike Zuckerberg and I are one and the same.

Great! Great! Great!

I want to fix it over here. Understood?

See how good I look. My God.

The cash I made sports betting,

I invested in forex and doubled it.

Afterward, I doubled that by bitcoin trading.

That is how I earned the name, Q for Quame.

Aka king of "cryptocurrensli".

Sorry, king of "clipslocur"... ah

My dear, forget about the pronunciation. There's money in my account.

Sweet boy Q! Sweet boy Q!

Sweet boy Q! Sweet boy Q!

Sweet boy Q! Sweet boy Q!

-Come on! - Sweet boy Q!

Sweet boy Q! Sweet boy Q!

Vanessa!

Vanessa!

Mr. Quam, good evening.

Evening Vanessa, how do you do?

I'm doing fine sir.

Have you arranged the drinks on my table?

Er...the...the drinks are arranged on that table sir.

Vanessa, you know that's not my table.

Mr. Quam I know. But, um, please just manage this table tonight.

One Champagne on the house for you.

Did you hear what she said? She said one Champagne.

You're funny Vanessa. Are you insulting me?

No.

You offered me Champagne.

Do I look like somebody who's thirsty?

Ah! No!

No.

Just imagine that.

Mr. Quam, two Champagnes.

She said two Champagnes.

Vanessa, why don't you take this and buy yourself two Champagnes. Okay? Thank you.

- Eh... Mr. Quam. - Baby let's go.

Sincere apologies to everybody tonight.

I don't mean to interrupt your evening.

It appears there has been a mix up with the table allocation.

As you may or may not observe,

This is my spot.

So I'm gonna need you to vacate the premises with immediate effect.

To avoid conflict tonight.

Your table?

Yeah. That's what I said.

-Emeka. - Eh?

Does he have his name on it?

Let me check, maybe it's here.

His name is not under.

- Check the chairs. -No name here.

- It's funny? - Come,

Mr Man, where's your name? You stressing me. your name's not here.

Okay. I see your case is a case of adolescence and youthful exuberant.

-You're the idiot. -Have a seat.

Have a seat. Let me offer you a charity cost.

Okay. I'm gonna give you a whopping sum

of one million naira to vacate the premises,

and I cover the cost of your drinks.

Can you see this man?

He's offering one million naira for the table and to pay for our drinks.

Okay, this is your queen mother, right?

It's not sufficient?

Um, why don't we make that five million naira and

I cover the cost of your drinks tonight. Drinks on Quame.

- How does that sound? -Er, very funny.

Are you insane? Five million for a table?

I have the money.

Who are you? Hush puppi in disguise?

He's a yahoo boy. Yahoo yahoo, that's how they do.

What is a "hush puppi"?

Listen to me madam, I suggest you conduct your research before you approach me.

The name's Q. Sweet boy Q.

That is Quame Olarewaju Omole.

Alias, Q001. Get to know me.

I'm royalty. Are you getting me? Deal or no deal? Last chance.

Five million naira and I cover the cost of your drinks tonight.

Come.

Okay.

I like you. But no.

However, you may join my party.

Okay, okay.

You know something?

I like your bravery. Understood?

I like courage. How much is the money?

I reckon five million isn't sufficient for you. I'll pay any amount.

Let me be your benefactor.

Ah! Sorry. Toyin.

You. Just you.

Your friend would be fine, and if she's not, she knows better than to complain.

At best, it would cost you a designer bag or two.

Okay, okay.

Walk. Don't worry.

Please, send me your account number okay. Don't worry.

I like you.

Let me spoil you.

I have plans for you.

-Here. -Okay.

Help me bring that.

This place is ah...

It's a vibe! International flexing standard.

Sepecher just popped up. It's a pack secret.

Designer cocktails, canapes, until sun up.

"Canopy" how?

Amuse-bouche.

What do you mean amoub...

Um, it releases dopamines when you taste them. Like little teaspoons.

-Dopamine? - Yes.

Those are hard drugs.

Hm. Interesting.

Ndlea.

Is it... Is it safe?

Wow!

Snoop doggy dog.

Thank you.

My eye is turning me already, I don't know.

The night is still young.

Of course.

- -

Ah.

Hm.

Hmm.

Ah. This works fast.

My body feels funny. What is this?

Life.

What do you mean by life?

I don't understand.

- -

Ah... Ah.

You feel so nice, don't stop.

Every sensation is heightened, yeah?

Is heightened.

Ah!

Ah, look at somebody's child.

I want to feel that again.

-Patience. We've got al-- -

I have to get that.

Ignore it.

I can't, it's a bat phone.

what is a bat phone? Oh my God.

You're ready to deal?

Really?

What do you mean it has to be tonight?

Are you sure?

You said it's ten times the money. So what can a girl do?

Okay.

It's been fun. I've got to go.

Ah-ah. Go to where? Not so fast.

Babe, where are you going to?

Oh, to close a deal. The idiots messed...

mixed up the timing. They thought it was, um, 1:00 pm Beijing time,

when it was supposed to be 1:00 pm Nigerian time. So I've got to go.

Wait. Just hold on. You can't just leave.

What work do you do?

Uh... international investments.

I've been chasing a deal, for over two years in Gabon.

Oh, okay, okay. Ten times the money right?

God, you are nuts. You were listening in on my conversation?

I mean it's loud.

You know, I'm actually an investor.

And sincerely speaking, I want to invest my capital in your ventures.

It's actually one billion naira. A slot.

I've got to go.

You know I did not expect to hear that figure, but...

It's not like it's too much for me, I spend that daily anyways.

It's... It's not much but...

Ah. For the purpose of this particular investment.

Why don't I start with fif-- 100 million?

You are cute. I think you should sit this one out.

These type of deals are not for just anybody. Okay?