The Rental

Whoa.

Oh my God.

It's beautiful.

Oh this is just what I need right now.

- And look at the fucking coastline.

Oh, I want it now.

- Well, it's available this weekend.

Oh, maybe that's why.

Shit, is that per night?

Whoa.

Fuck it.

You need it.

- Yo. - Oh hey.

Hi.

Hey, sorry am I interrupting?

No, not at all.

My baby.

What's up bro?

Hey, man, nothing,

I was just dropping off someone in the neighborhood,

thought I'd pop in, see if you needed a ride home.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

- Yeah, we're just about finished.

- Does she request you on the app

or can you go rogue?

- I think we'll get away with it, this time, yeah.

What you guys looking at?

This house on the coast,

we figured it might be fun

if the four of us took a trip this weekend,

celebrate the closing of seed funding.

- It's gonna be a shit ton of work,

so we figured it'll be nice to take a little vacation

before we start.

Yeah, cool.

I'm just gonna grab my jacket.

Okay.

Hey, I meant to text you,

congratulations, it's a really big deal.

Thanks man.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, let's hit it.

You all set?

Yeah.

- All right, I love you bro, bro.

Love you more.

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

- I can't believe I'm actually looking forward

to a weekend away with your brother.

I'd pretty much given up on him

but it really feels like Mina woke him up.

I don't know.

He actually seems motivated,

he's working, he's back in school.

- I don't know if I'd call two night classes,

"back in school."

- Well, she's definitely a positive influence.

- Tell me how that relationship has any legs.

She's, you know, I mean-

She's the whole package.

- Right, and then you have my brother,

he's a barely employed Lyft driver,

got kicked out of college,

served jail time for nearly beating a guy to death

outside of his frat house.

- I'm just saying, I've never seen him like this.

He really loves her, it's sweet.

Yeah, of course he loves her,

he hit the fucking jackpot.

Oh yeah, it's a juicy one.

Yeah, that's gross.

Look at that, you want it?

No, I don't want it.

It's yours.

- Well, I don't want that, it's yours now.

- Go on, keep it. - No.

Mmmm-mmm.

You didn't just do that.

Let me see, let me see your finger.

It's on my finger still.

- Let me see your finger, let me see it.

You fucking kidding me?

- Hey. - Dude, they said no pets.

Just chill, it's gonna be fine.

No, homeowners don't take

this shit lightly dude,

they'll turn us away.

Oh yeah, it'll be hysterical

when we drive across the entire state

and have to turn right round.

Look, we'll hide him

until the owners gone, all right?

It's gonna be fine.

Give him some love.

- What, no. - Give him a kiss.

No.

You're gonna make him insecure man, seriously.

There it is.

Good boy, Reg.

This seems totally normal, right?

Yeah.

- Nothing that should set off any red flags.

- Except, not everyone is a racist prick.

Mina, how many places have you booked through?

One.

Okay, well there you go.

Yeah, but she got a five star rating.

How many places have we booked?

Three.

What?

It's still more than one.

- Oh, come on, it's the same house, same dates,

her request gets denied

and yours gets accepted an hour later.

Look, discrimination obviously exists,

and the name Mina Mohamadi,

is about as Middle Eastern, as it gets.

I'm just saying, why jump to that

as the only possible explanation.

Yeah, no, you're right.

We should probably give, this white guy we've never met,

the benefit of the doubt.

Give everybody the benefit of the doubt,

is what I'm saying.

Yeah, no, that's groovy, man,

peace and love.

Shit, are we here?

Looks like it.

Will you hide your dog.

You realize, if he barks, we are fucked.

He won't make a peak.

Not bad.

So nice.

- He's gotta be around here somewhere.

Hello.

Whoa.

Holy shit.

Oh, yeah, this will do.

Do you have the guys number?

Yes, here.

Oh, hey.

- Y'all just decided to let yourselves in, huh?

- Sorry, I was just trying to call you.

- Yeah, I expected you an hour ago.

Is everything okay?

Yeah, we just, we got a bit of a late start

and then stopped for groceries.

You must be Taylor, I'm Charlie.

Yeah, that's me.

You own this place?

- Why do you gotta say it like that?

- Oh, I didn't mean anything by it.

Yeah, it's my brothers spot,

I just take care of it,

he's down in the Bay area,

he never uses it.

- Well, we're hopefully on our way

to owning a second home, we never use, too.

This is my wife Michelle,

that's my brother Josh and my partner Mina,

my work partner, also happens to be Josh's girlfriend.

- How'd you get mixed up with this family?

Uh, what do you mean?

- Oh, no, I didn't mean anything by it.

Come on, let me show you rest of the house.

Wow, this piece of shit,

somehow exceeded my expectations.

- Yeah, no that's, fucking weird.

Can't believe we're giving this guy our money.

Babe.

What?

- Let's just, look we already drove,

all the way out here, all right?

Let's just enjoy ourselves,

spend some time together

and be outta here soon, okay?

- All right, set to blank, turn that thing

and let me show you, oh, hey.

Hey.

Let me show you out back

and then I'll get outta your hair.

Great.

Wow, it's beautiful.

Yeah, that's the thing, ocean.

The hot tub's over here.

Instructions are on the side.

There's a bathroom through that door,

on the corner there,

towels, everything you need.

Oh nice.

Great.

- Yeah, it's nice getting in after dark.

The stars are insane out here.

- Damn, I should've brought the telescope.

Oh.

- I thought about it and I totally forgot.

- What do you need a telescope in the city for?

Unless you're like a peeping tom or something.