A Minecraft Movie

The overworld, the biggest sandbox in the universe,

is full of epic tales,

millions and billions of them.

Well, guess what?

This one is all mine.

My name is Steve, and as a child, I yearn for the mines.

But it didn't really work out.

Go on, get out of here.

So I did a terrible thing.

I grew up.

And just as I expected,

it was a massive bummer.

Hey, Steve, your presentation's in five minutes.

Welcome to Steve's Ultimate Resort Condominium.

Dubs are in the leg of tennis in the back.

Every room has the Gucci and the mini ball.

Welcome to Steve's.

Woo, welcome to Steve's.

I really put myself out there, and it totally blew up in my face.

It was the kind of life that made a man stare into his potatoes.

And then I remembered, I couldn't give up on my dream.

Not yet.

The mines!

So I bought a pickaxe and a sweet helmet,

and this time, I was unstoppable.

Turns out my adventure was just beginning.

I mined my brains out until I found two mysterious artifacts.

This thingy and that cool thingy.

And when I put those two thingies together, you guessed it.

It opened a portal to another world.

The Overworld.

This place blew my mind.

I'd never seen anything like it.

Turns out it was the place I'd been looking for my whole life.

A world where anything you can imagine, you can create.

This is my first house, my second house,

and my third house made entirely of sheep's wool.

Pickhouse.

Life was good.

The only thing missing was a friend to share it with.

And then this super angry wolf showed up.

So I tamed him with a crusty femur bone.

Yeah.

What?

Ah, boy.

Dennis, he like a scratchy scratch on a nadis.

With him by my side,

my confidence soared.

Woo hoo!

Together we built endless masterpieces.

The more I built, the better I got.

Dennis, check it out.

Back up to stay here.

Turns out pandas love to party.

And cows.

Life was perfect.

And the years simply flew by.

Until one day I came across some strange ruins.

Flint and Steve.

Dennis.

Turns out we just opened a portal to a totally new dimension.

The Nether.

There was no joy or creativity at all.

Dennis.

These piglin brutes had mined this realm into oblivion.

Led by Mount Gosha, the evil piglin sorceress who ruled the place.

Who are you and why are you so round?

Leave the dark.

Take me instead.

No thanks.

I'll take both of you and that orb.

Let's get one thing straight.

Where I come from, we call this cube.

See then.

Mount Gosha had finally got what she'd always wanted.

The orb of dominance.

The most powerful cube shaped orb in the entire universe.

Listen up your pegs.

With this orb I will pillage the overworld and all of its gold will be ours.

I couldn't let this happen.

The overworld had saved me and now I had to try to save it.

We have to stop her, Dennis.

So we escaped and stole back the orb.

The rumbling has escaped.

Find him and bring me that orb.

Hurry Dennis.

Take this to Earth.

Follow my set to 149 Holly Oak Drive.

You got that boy?

Come on boy.

You're the last hope for this world.

Run!

Go boy!

Run!

You got this Dennis.

I love you!

Dennis was a hero that day.

He ran like the wind.

I didn't know if I'd ever see him again.

But we had a world to save.

So he ran all the way back to my house on Earth.

And hid the most powerful object of existence under my water bed.

As long as the orb stays hidden, the overworld will be safe.

I just pray some doofus doesn't find it.

I'm running now and I'm on my knees.

Been working so hard to fill my needs.

He...

In the late 1980s, Garrett Garrison took the gaming world by storm.

Becoming the undisputed champion of the hit arcade game,

Hunk City Rampage.

His mastery of this two-player co-op shocked the world.

His effective use of the garbage toss move earned him the nickname,

The Garbage Man.

He became the envy of the gaming world after landing a lucrative six-figure deal with Sizzler.

Yeah, baby!

One thing's for sure.

This kid had it all.

Here's the Garbage Man, Garretson.

No autographs.

Have a nice day.

Yeah! Super cold!

Garrett, The Garbage Man, to what do we owe this pleasure?

Pleasure?

I think I come to storage auctions for fun.

I'm a businessman, Darrell, an investor.

Well, I'm about to shovel some coal into your choo-choo trade.

You're gonna love this next unit.

It's got a water bin.

It's got some pickaxes.

It's got a huge can of mixed nuts.

It's got an array of unisex turquoise blouses.

That sounds terrible.

I think it's also got a 1978 Atari Cosmos.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1978 Atari Cosmos.

That's why to say, those things are worth the frickin' fortune.

Heck yeah, they are.

Bro, if you make this happen for me, I will strongly consider hanging out with you.

You serious, bro?

Yep.

Two big buffaloes like us out there in the wild.

We're in unisex turquoise blouses.

Oh, boy, that's gonna cause a commotion.

The ladies aren't gonna know what this is.

And if you could keep the hammer price under on you,

I'll make all your weird fanboy dreams come true.

Okay?

Two loose cannons.

We're in turquoise blouses.

Yep.

Let's do it.

And we got $500.

$500 over here.

We got $500.

We got $600.

We got $600.

We got $600 over here.

Oh, can we hear you?

$700.

We got $700.

We got $700 here.

We got $800 over here.

We got $850.

Do we hear $850?

Do we hear $850 over here?

Do we hear any more?

Do we hear 900?

900.

900 is going once, 900 going twice, and 900 going three times and sold to hometown hero Garret the Garbage Man Garrison for $900.

I wouldn't cash that for about six months.

What?

Yeah.

Come to Papa.

Cosmics.

Whoo!

Darryl, where is it?

I'm sorry.

I didn't check the box.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Where's that car?

There's no car in here!

That does not mean you can crash this unit!

I'm up against it, man.

I'm...

Oh, no.

My store. I just...

I need to win, man.

I need...

I need to win.

Let's roll, everyone.

This man has no respect for the storage community.

I'm not the city sound of pouring rain And all the tears you cry, they call my name Remember yesterday walking hand in hand Love letters in the sand I remember you I remember you Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I'm leaving Oh, oh, oh, oh Look, Chugless was not my first choice either,

but it was Mom's dying wish for us to live here.

Or at least that's how I interpreted it.

Yeah, I read something online.

This place sucks.

Anyways, rent is super low,

and I've got a full-time gig here,

so it's not really an offer we're gonna turn down right now.

Yeah, I get it.