Roommates

Good morning.

Good morning.

- What are you eating? - Cereal.

Cereal's great, just great.

I don't care what anybody says.

Are people bad-mouthing cereal?

Some people.

Smooth.

You go through the trouble of moving in with the girl of your dreams,

and then you recommend cereal.

I came by to pick up my clothes. Katie and I broke up.

- What are you doing? - I just wanted to say hi to Ben.

- Shut the door. - Sorry, man.

Open the door.

Shut the damn door.

Open the door.

- I think maybe we should... - Open it.

Look at yourself.

I know, I have a problem.

I'll just drop off his clothes to him and that will be it.

Nice try...

Look at me, I'm like a junkie.

- What am I going to do? - Go get your purse.

You need professional help.

And I'll take Ben's clothes back to him.

You're such a good friend. Thank you.

A Tarot Reader?

I thought you were bringing me to a shrink.

Please. Therapy's a bunch of mumbo-jumbo.

Ah ! Two seekers of truth.

Take my hands.

Let madam sapphire feel your energy.

- Are both seekers paying? - Just her.

Let's see what the cards say.

I'm here because hope brought me. I have this on-again, boyfriend... off.

We want to make sure he stays off.

I just need some advice on my love life.

Interesting.

The cards say you've met the one you're gonna spend the rest of your life with.

Really?

- Is there a name? - We really need a name.

- Spirits aren't seeing a name. - They're not?

- No clues at all? - Wait

Study your dreams.

You will dream about the one...

very soon.

Sooner if you buy one of my hopi indian dream catchers, for $29.95.

I got a hopi indian dream catcher.

You can put it next to the navajo money waster.

We got it from a fortune teller.

Fortune teller? That's kind of crazy, isn't it?

She told me I've already met the guy I'm destined to spend the rest of my life.

Did she give you any hints?

She said to pay attention to my dreams.

- Let's go hang up my dream catcher. - It's native american.

So spiritual.

How...

could you pay money for that?

What the... did you climb up the fire escape?

I did.

- So can I meet your roommates? - No, look...

I'm going to do it, it's just that you're a strong flavor,

and I want to make sure I'm on the right footing before introduce

a rogue element.

I like that.

I'm a rogue.

So have you made a move on katie yet?

So far she thinks of me more as a friend than as a boyfriend.

Have to change that.

- You have to get into katie's dream. - Were you listening at the window?

May I share a nugget of fire-escape wisdom?

My mom always said that the last person you see at night

is the one you'll dream about.

So you make sure that katie sees you just before she goes to sleep,

then she'll dream about you.

Get in her dreams?

I guess I could poke my head in, say good night. Couldn't hurt.

The rogue has spoken.

Katie wants...

- What are you doing? - Just checking out the window seat.

It's a seat and a window. You can sit on it and

look out of it... it's crazy.

Katie wants you to hang the dream catcher.

Great, be right there.

There's a gym bag full of hip and stylish clothes out here.

Thom, those are Ben's. Hope threw them out.

Look at this. This is so cool.

If spiderman and justin timberlake had a baby that was a hat...

this would be it.

- Am I interrupting? - No, come in.

Thanks for helping me with the dream catcher.

So do you really believe in all this tarot stuff?

I guess

I've always believed that there was just one person out there destined for me.

Do you believe in "the one"?

- Totally. - Do you think you've met your one?

Maybe.

Really, who is it?

Well, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kiss you.

Kill you.

Not kiss, kill. I'd kill you.

Good night.

Good night.

Are you saying good night to katie that she'll dream about you?

Me?

What is that about?

Something my mom used to say.

Really?

Moms...

- Just wanted to say good night. - Good night.

I'm gonna turn in.

Sorry, I think I may have left my shoes in here.

You're wearing your shoes.

Right.

They're so comfortable, like walking on air.

Never mind. Good night.

Mark, did you look in katie's room?

You're wearing your shoes, you silly billy.

He found his shoes.

Good night.

Night.

Night.

Good night.

Sweet dreams.

Buonanotte.

Don't let the bedbug-os bite-o.

You got me.

Good night.

Katie, you're up. Did you have any dreams?

Not that I really care, just tell me exactly what they were.

Not that I can...

oh my gosh.

- I did have a dream. - Who was in it?

Not Ben, I hope?

It was mark.

Me, really?

What was I doing?

Kind of embarrassing.

We're all adults. Plus we're roommates.

We're adult roommates. We share.

Sort of a sexual dream.

A sexual dream? Awkward.

You and me having sex. Oh, that is embarrassing.

Go on.

You weren't having sex with me. OK, not you, OK.

Was she hot? At least smart, with a good personality?

Because the brain is the sexiest organ on a woman.

For me it's the big honkin' boobies.

What's going on?

Katie had a dream about mark having sex with someone.

Interesting.

You get some in the pretend world.

Who is the... and I use this word with care: lucky girl?

It wasn't a girl. It was a guy.

A... a guy.

I was doing it with a guy in your dream?

This is beautiful.

Who was it?

The fat guy in the park who's always flying a kite?

Not exactly, no. It was you.

Check it out.

In Ben's clothes.

I'm like a really hip Ellen Degeneres.

Well, guess what?

Katie had a dream about me having sex.

Awesome. My plan worked.

With James.