Goon of the Lagoon

- I think this trip might be what you need, babe.

The semester's over.

It's time to celebrate.

- What sort of vacation home is this place again?

Honestly, don't know much

about it other than it's a free trip

and Angel and his girl invited us.

Angel girl?

What bimbo is it this week?

Be nice, babe.

She's actually not as bad as some of the other.

And I know it's not Paris or a Milan.

I just thought after the year you had

that some quiet time away would be nice.

Thank you.

You're right.

A change in scenery is what I need.

How can you see anything in this fog?

Can you turn on my defrost?

Slow down a bit.

I can't see.

I got this, baby.

Kai!

Why did you scream?

- You didn't see that thing in the middle of the road?

No.

- It was in the middle of the road.

You just hit it.

Hit what?

What did it look like?

Dude, you just screamed to save something's life.

What was it?

I don't know.

A squirrel?

A possum?

Deer?

It looked big and green.

Big and green?

Babe, no animal looks big and green.

I dunno.

Oh God.

Do you think your medicine is

causing you to see things?

What?

You know, all those

pharmaceutical drug commercials always have like

a whole minute where they list off all the,

the, the side effects.

I don't know.

Maybe hallucinating is one of them.

This is real.

I know what I saw.

It's okay.

I believe you.

What?

What?

I think we have a flat.

Oh God.

How far are we?

About 20 minutes out, I think.

Luckily I know how to change a tire.

- You know how to change a tire.

That kind of turns me on.

Oh yeah?

I'll be right back.

No, stay in.

I got it.

It's dark out.

The least I could do is hold a flashlight.

Babe, I need some light.

Sorry.

- I'm talented, but I'm not a magician.

Sorry.

- You can leave the, the flashlight here

and get back in the car if you want.

I'm, I'm good.

I'm good.

How much longer?

That's it.

I don't think

this donut spare is gonna get us back on Monday though.

I'm gonna have to call AAA.

- Oh my god. - Hey.

No, babe.

No.

- Oh. - Damn it.

Oh, I'm sorry.

- The, the front camera's broken.

No, no face ID and I can't use the screen.

So how am I supposed to unlock this?

- You can unlock your phone using your watch, right?

There's my little genius.

Hey, Siri, call AAA.

Babe, come on.

Let's go.

AAA is gonna be at the house in the morning.

AAA's gonna be here in the morning with a new tire.

I'm sorry about today.

Let's go have fun.

- Angel's Dad let him drive the car this weekend and-

Oh God.

He's gonna be insufferable.

They're here.

I am all sticky.

Oh God.

Hey, Mia.

Good to see you.

You're here just in time.

The hot tub is ready to go.

Great.

What's her name again?

Vicki.

I think this is the one.

- Hey, V fam, we are streaming live

from Lake Pearl.

Huge shout out to Antoninias for these super hot swimsuits.

- Oh, don't tell me she's one of those.

- 20% discount. - She makes more than me

and you combined with those millions of followers.

Not everything's about money.

Mia.

Of course you feel that way

with that mythological studies degree.

Ah.

- You're wasting your money on an education

that you can get for free on Wikipedia.

That's enough.

Yeah.

We'll be in soon.

I'll be up early.

Mm-hmm.

Fuck.

Mom!

I'm sorry.

I, I didn't know it was a lake house.

We can go if you want.

Oh shit.

The tire.

We can go first thing in the morning.

It's okay.

No, it's not.

Let's go.

- I can't be scared of water forever.

- Well, we, we won't get on any boats.

We'll just, we'll stay away from it.

Okay?

It's fine.

It's been here.

I can do this.

He's in love apparently.

- He's horny. - Same thing.

Come here.

Babe, not here.

Not here.

Don't be shy, guys.

Show us what five years in love looks like.

That's what's up, Kai.

Show us honeymooners how to keep that fire burning.

Oh no, no.

Kai, no, no suitcase on the bed.

- I need you to loosen up just a little bit, babe.

- You just dragged that through the dirt

and put all that on the bed.

Okay.

That's fair.

Good evening.

Oh.

Who are you?

Greetings.

Welcome to Lake Pearl.

It's truly my pleasure to host you and my family's home.

My name's Sabrina.

Kai Oats.

Mia Daughtry.

Welcome to Lake Pearl.

What brings you here?

- Couldn't pass up on a free trip.

YOLO.

I'm sorry, what is YOLO?

It's a saying.

You only live once.

I see.

We would say live for today, for tomorrow may never come.

- Ah. - Same sentiment.

Exactly.

Um, I guess we just wanted some

peace and quiet this summer.

Place seems pretty secluded.

- Good fences make the best neighbors.

Do you have wifi?

I don't have service anywhere.

- Our wifi will be down for tonight.

Tech guys can't come till tomorrow to fix it.

However, we do have a landline in the kitchen.

- Might be good to disconnect for a day or two.

Yeah, you're probably right.

- God is often found in seclusion and solitude.

Right.

- Well, if you need anything, I'll be downstairs.

- Oh, you're staying in the same house?