The Overbrook Brothers

>> Man: WE DID NOTHING!

>> Man 2: LET GO!

DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

I'M COUSIN TO THE KING OF ENGLAND!

SECOND ONLY TO THE DUKE OF SUSSEX!

>> Masked rider: DOWN!

>> Man: UNHAND ME, YOU PEASANTS!

>> Man 2: RELEASE US!

>> BENEDICTUS DEUS IN ANGELIS SUIS, ET IN SANCTIS SUIS.

NO LO PRETENDE.

DEFENDE NOS IN PROELIO.

AD MAJOREM DEI GLORIAM.

>> Man 2: LET HIM GO!

I'M THE ONE YOU WANT!

HE'S INNOCENT!

>> IN VIOLATION OF PAPAL DECREE,

FOR THE CRIME OF NON-COITAL INTERCOURSE OF AN ANAL NATURE,

AND UNDER THE AUTHORIZATION OF HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS, KING PHILIP,

YOU ARE HEREBY FORTHWITH SENTENCED TO BE PUT TO DEATH

AND DAMNATION!

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, MAN?

>> THANK YOU FOR HOLDING,

MISS TAYLOR.

>> Oh, ho ho, thank you my ass!

That was the fourth time you've put me on hold.

I've had enough.

Do you even know what you're doing?

yes or no?

>> AT THE MOMENT, NO MA'AM, I CAN'T, I'VE GOT, YOU KNOW--

>> Yeah, I'm gonna need to speak to your manager.

>> YEAH, I'M AFRAID THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN, SHE'S, UH--

>> No, you need to make that happen.

The one thing that you could make happen today, you need

to make that happen.

Get your manager on the phone right now!

>> O.K., ONE MOMENT, PLEASE HOLD.

>> No, no, no!

LIKE A FERRARI OR SOMETHING THAT YOU GOTTA ORDER THE PARTS

FROM ITALY.

YOU JUST RUN TO PEP BOYS AND GO GET 'EM!

YEAH, NO NO NO, I'M STILL HERE.

WELL, THAT'LL HAVE TO DO THEN.

BYE.

SHELLY?

>> I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, HONEY!

>> WHAT'S UP?

>> WELL, I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE CAR PEOPLE.

MY CAR'S GONNA BE AT LEAST ANOTHER WEEK, SO, WE GOTTA TAKE

YOUR CAR.

>> MY CAR.

>> SWEETHEART-- >> WE GOTTA DRIVE TO COLORADO

IN MY CAR?

>> YEAH!

IS NORMAL.

>> WELL, YOU'VE NOT MET MY FAMILY.

>> NO, I HAVEN'T-- >> LOOK, IT'S NOT TOO LATE.

I'LL CALL DAD, I'LL TELL HIM, I'LL TELL HIM BOTH OUR CARS ARE

BROKEN DOWN...

>> GET IN THE CAR.

>> IT'S GONNA HAP-- NO, LOOK-- >> I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

GET IN THE CAR, JASON!

>> I'M TELLING YOU, THIS IS A BAD, THIS IS A BAD MOVE.

>> JUST, COME ON.

>> SO THIS IS IT, HUH?

>>

>> WHAT, WHAT IS IT?

>> LOOK, MY BROTHER TODD'S PROBABLY GONNA HIT ON YOU.

JUST LETTING YOU KNOW.

>> O.K., WELL, UM...

THANK YOU FOR THE HEADS UP.

>> YOU'RE WELCOME.

>> YOU'RE NERVOUS, I KNOW.

COME HERE.

COME ON.

OH...

>> UNBELIEVABLE.

HE WAS JUST CHECKING US OUT.

>> WAS THAT TODD?

>> YES, HE WAS SITTING THERE THE WHOLE TIME, CHECKING US OUT,

I GUARANTEE YOU.

>> HEY, TODD, THIS ONE'S FROM DAD.

>> REALLY?

DAD, THANK YOU.

>> I...

>> JASON, THIS ONE'S FROM DAD TOO.

>> OH... ALL RIGHT...

>> Shelly: THAT'S NICE.

>> Jason: YEAH.

THANKS, DAD.

>> THOSE ARE GREAT SCREWDRIVERS, BOTH PHILLIPS AND FLAT-HEADS,

SO...

>> Todd: DAD...

DAD, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

THIS IS...

DAD, THIS IS WONDERFUL.

>> I CAN USE THESE, I REALLY CAN... I'LL BET SHE'LL PUT ME

TO WORK.

>> DAD, SERIOUSLY?

YOU SHOULD NOT, YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE.

>> WELL, GOOD, GLAD YOU LIKE IT.

>> GUESS I'LL OPEN MY GIFT FROM DAD NOW.

OH, MY GOD!

>> YEAH, THAT'S TOP OF THE LINE, SON.

>> A MITER SAW!

>> Dad: GOT MORE FEATURES THAN A CHINESE ROLEX.

>> George: THIS IS A CARBIDE TIP!

>> THAT'S SOMETHING THERE, GEORGE, THAT'S NICE STUFF.

>> Jason: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

BIG GIFT...

"THE DIAMOND STORE".

ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANNA OPEN IT FOR ME?

>> NO, OPEN IT.

COME ON.

>> OH!

HONEY, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.

>> YEAH?

>> YEAH, THANK YOU.

>> DID I DO GOOD?

>> YEAH, YOU DID REALLY GOOD.

OH, HERE.

>> Todd: WOW.

>> Dad: OH, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.

>> Shelly: YEAH, THANKS.

>> JASON...

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT, MAN.

I'M TALKING ABOUT SHELLY OVER HERE.

WHAT KIND OF TRICK DID YOU PULL?

HOW DID YOU GET HER?

SHELLY, IT'S HARD FOR ME TO TAKE MY EYES OFF OF YOU.

>> Shelly: THANK YOU.

>> Todd: YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN, MAN, A LUCKY MAN.

>> Jason: YEAH, I KNOW.

I KNOW.

>> Dad: DIG IN, EVERYBODY.

>> Todd's girlfriend: THANKS, DAD.

>> George: WOW, DAD, THANKS.

>> Shelly: LOOKS GREAT.

>> Todd: LOOKS REALLY GOOD.

SO, UH, JASON AND SHELLY, HOW LONG ARE YOU GUYS TOGETHER NOW?

>> UH, ALMOST THREE YEARS.

>> WOW.

THREE YEARS. DO I HEAR WEDDING BELLS?

>> UM...

HEY, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT.

>> Shelly: MM-HMM. >> YEAH.

>> OH, YEAH.

>> Jason: YEAH, YOU KNOW, JUST WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME.

>> Todd: YEAH, NO, TOTALLY.

>> WE'VE BEEN REALLY BUSY.

>> MM-HMM.

>> SO, WHAT ABOUT...

WHAT ABOUT YOU TWO?

YOU GUYS BEEN DATING HOW LONG?

>> YOU KNOW WHAT? UM...

I DON'T KNOW. WE WERE PRETTY WASTED, YOU KNOW,

WHEN I PICKED HER UP, SO IT'S HARD TO TELL.

>> TODD... TODD, UM...

>> HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN GOING OUT, BABY?

LIKE, THREE WEEKS?

>> TWO MONTHS... ACTUALLY.

>> Todd: YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW...

I'VE BEEN REALLY BUSY LATELY TOO, YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT... UM,

GOT SOME BANKING THINGS COOKING.

UH, BEEN WORKING ON DIVERSIFYING MY PORTFOLIO.

YOU KNOW, ROTH I.R.A.s, THAT SORT OF DEAL.

RISK ASSESSMENT, BUT UH, DOING VERY WELL.

MAKING A LOT OF MONEY.

>> OH.

>> WHAT, UM...

WHAT EXACTLY IS A ROTH I.R.A.?

>> WELL, BASICALLY, JASON, IT'S UM,

IT'S A WAY OF MAKING YOUR MONEY WORK FOR YOU RATHER THAN YOU

WORKING FOR YOUR MONEY.

>> George: WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU MAKE THE MONEY WORK FOR YOU RATHER THAN YOU WORKING

FOR THE MONEY?

>> THAT'S RIGHT, GEORGE.

JASON, YOU KNOW, I'D BE HAPPY TO SIT DOWN AND SHOW YOU HOW.

I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE STILL DOING THE WHOLE, UH,

STARVING ARTIST THING OR NOT, BUT IF NOT, YOU KNOW, EVEN WITH

JUST, YOU KNOW, WITH A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY, YOU CAN MAKE

HUGE PROFITS.

>> YEAH, I'M STILL DOING THE STARVING ARTIST THING,

BUT, THANKS, APPRECIATE IT.

I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, MAN, THAT'S GREAT, I'M GLAD

YOU'RE MAKING MONEY.

THAT'S GREAT.