The Great Grape Ape Show

Grape Ape.

Over 40-feet high

Grape Ape.

Just a little bit shy

Grape Ape.

For a super strong guy

Yup, that's me.

The great, Grape Ape

Grape Ape.

If he comes to your town

Grape Ape.

He will really put down

Grape Ape.

Any bad guy around

The great, Grape Ape

What a sight to see him chuggin' block after block.

Things begin to shake and quake and rattle and rock.

The big, big, big, big, gorilla

Grape Ape.

I do not recommend

He is one to offend

Grape Ape.

So be sure he's your friend

Better be sure.

The great, Grape Ape

Yup, that's me.

08_Amazon Ape-Grape Marks the Spot

- Hey, Grape Ape? - Yeah, Beegley Beagley?

Uh, sorry about havin' to tow you to South America.

Uh, but I could only promote one ticket

by being social director for free.

Uh, say, old buddy,

how about a dip in the ship's pool for a pick up?

I could use a swim, Grape Ape.

Beautiful form, Grape Ape, old buddy.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Now, is that all you can say?

Uh-oh, stuck, Grape Ape.

Well, let's move it, Grape, old baby.

Okay, Beegley.

Hey, now,

South America should be just around the corner.

Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, choot, choot.

Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, choot, choot.

Let's face it,

Grape Ape power, better than horsepower,

any day, that's what I say.

Ape power, Grape Ape, Grape Ape.

Well, now, here we are in Rio.

Everything moves nice and easy here, they say.

What a great place to relax.

Yeah, Beegley, lose our shoes and have a snooze.

And it's the land of opportunity for someone with, uh,

new ideas, like me, and, boy, I got 'em.

Let's see, let's see now, uh, uh forward--

uh, left at the palm, uh, right fork of the--

seventeen paces this way and then--

Oh, my, there doesn't seem to be an eye on my map.

I think I'm lost again.

Excuse me, did I hear you were uh, lost?

Yes, I seem to be, look for yourself.

The lost city, huh?

Hmm, three out of four lost cities are

usually loaded with gold, they tell me.

- Oh, always me, always me. - Well, Beegle is me,

Beagle, Beagle at your service.

I specialize in finding lost cities, yes, I do.

Oh, you do, what cities have you found?

Well, uh, I found Pittsburgh.

Pittsburgh, well, everybody knows where Pittsburgh is.

Sure, now, after I found it, huh-huh.

Take my word for it,

my partner and I can find that lost city for you.

Partner, where?

Uh, you are standing on his nose.

Oh, very well, you and the nose are hired.

I have to admit, he seems a handy fellow to have around.

All aboard, Grape Ape.

Very handy, indeed.

Lost city, here we come.

Chugga, chugga, choot, choot.

Chugga, chugga, choot, choot.

Chugga, chugga, choot, choot.

Uh, I say, we seem to be going out to sea.

Shouldn't we be going in the other direction?

Oh, yeah, hang a left, Grape Ape.

Left, Grape Ape.

Amazing.

Now that's funny,

I haven't seen a single sign of a lost city.

That is precisely why the city is lost.

Oh, uh, right, well, of course.

Well, no problem, I will find it by instinct.

Here's the map, Beegley Beagley.

Uh, Grape Ape, I am the guide here.

I'm sorry.

Now, uh, what does that there map say?

There's a fork in the river.

A fork in the river,

oh, I just hate litter bugs.

No, no, no, I mean the river branches,

which way do we go?

Oh, uh, well, uh, we go left. Left, Grape Ape!

Okie Dokie, left, Grape Ape.

Perfect, my purple pal.

Thanks, Beegley Beagley.

Oh, well, you'll see, left is definitely right.

Uh, I guess when left is not right,

uh, right is all that's left, right?

Uh, yes, if you say so.

I think we should look for a place to camp for the night,

the night comes awfully fast in the jungle, you know.

Relax, we got plenty of time left.

Uh, then again...

Nice goin', Grape,

hold it right there until we make camp.

Eureka!

Eureka, Grape Ape.

What was that?

What is Eureka?

I don't know,

but all the great explorers say that

when they've made an important discovery.

And, uh, you've discovered something?

Look, I've been studying this map all night

and I think the lost city is right there!

Well, now, what makes you think so?

I don't know, it's just the biggest "X" on the map

and that should count for something.

We must set sail at once.

Hold everything, hold everything.

We gotta have breakfast, first, after all,

breakfast is the most important meal of the day, hmm?

How about some natural foods, my purple pal?

Natural foods comin' up, Beegley Beagley.

Delicious, um, Grape Ape,

but not very filling.

Hey, now, what we need is some fish.

Nothing like fresh fish for breakfast, huh, Grape Ape?

Maybe grape fish.

I don't know.

On the Amazon, they might even have grape fish.

Oh, boy, grape fish, grape fish.

Hey, now, you've got something, pull it in, pal,

pull it in, Grapeo.

Uh-oh.

Oh, too bad, Grapeo, better luck next time.

Hey, I got somethin'.

Pull it in, pull it in.

Oh, now, isn't he cute?

Uh, maybe we better stick to corn flakes?

There, you see that rock formation?

We should sail in the direction of that arrow.

Ahhh...

Ahhh...

Ah-choo!

All righty, follow the arrow.

Whatever you say, professor.

Hmm, I think we just ran out of water.

Uh, you forget, pal, we've got Grape Ape.

Well, now, that's a new twist on an old problem, Grapeo.

Right, Beegley beagley.

Amazing!

Now, if my calculations are correct,

we should be coming to a section of rapids.

Uh, what are rapids, professor?

These are the rapids!

Hold on, Grape boy, hold on, whooo.

Grape Ape, Grape Ape.

Uh, I have a plan, pal, but we'll need a rope.

Okie Dokie, Beegley Beagley.

Easy as she goes, Grape Ape.

The lost city can't be too much farther.

A gorilla-la-la-la!

What a thrill!

Any moment now, our expedition will be the first to see

the lost city.

Hey, how about calling it Beagle city?

- Grape Ape. - Okay, okay,

how about Grape-Grado?

Grape-Grado, good, Beegley Beagley.

It should be right around this bend.

- The lost city. - The lost city.

Grape Ape.

Well, now, it don't look so lost to me.

Where's all the gold and Inca Pyramids and things?

Oh, you mean that lost city?

This lost city is the greatest amusement park in the world.

I've been trying to get here for a vacation for years.

A vacation?

Come on, I have free tickets.

Well, at least we're gonna get us

a free vacation out of the deal.

Fun, Grape Ape, Grape Ape.

Wow, look at them wild rides they have here in the lost city.