Zameer

How are you, brother? - Fine.

Come on.

Come on... come on...

Move ahead...

Come on... move ahead...

How are you?

Fine... fine...

What is the matter? You got the salary today...

...and you are running away without meeting us?

Come on... give us the money, come on.

No, brother. I am in a lot of trouble this month.

My daughter has been paralyzed.

I need money. I have to have her cured.

Hey, what will you do by curing her?

As it is, it is better if the handicapped people die.

Get lost!

Son... these people snatched my money.

I need money. My daughter has been paralyzed.

Help me, son.

Brother... - What?

Someone is calling you downstairs.

Who?

I don't know who it is.

Suraj...

Suraj, my friend.

You didn't recognize me?

It is a lot of years and therefore...

I searched for you everywhere.

I went everywhere.

Wherever I heard that you were there...

...I would run to reach there.

I had lost hope that we would meet again.

Does anyone become so angry on anyone?

Suraj. I have come here to take you back.

I have come here, so far... in the search of peace.

Don't trouble me. Go away from here.

So... did you get peace?

Wow...

The one who needs peace... do they come to Kolkatta?

Suraj...

Nothing has made you stay here in hiding.

What has happened like that, Suraj?

Who doesn't have sadness in their lives?

I don't want to remember all those things.

I have saved myself from scattering with great difficulty.

Go away.

Sorry, Suraj. If I have hurt your heart, I am sorry.

But my friend, if you are talking about peace and tranquility...

...I am sorry to say, I don't agree to it.

You are lying to yourself.

I don't know... I don't know!

This is my life. And I will live it as I wish, understood?

Do I have any life or not?

Am I mad to search for you since five years?

I am searching you.

The people whom you left and came how are they related to me?

Why am I wandering around for them?

Am I a fool?

Suraj, you know me very well.

Whatever I think and do, it will be for your own good.

There must be something, because...

...of which I am telling you to come from here?

Suraj... I haven't come here to pick on your wounds.

I haven't come here to trouble you.

Suraj, I have come here to take your troubles away.

Suraj, please believe me.

I am asking something from you for the first time.

You won't do this much for your friend?

You won't agree to what he says?

Just this once...

I thought that till I would live... I wouldn't come here.

I cannot tolerate all this, Dildar.

Why did you bring me here?

See, it is late in the night now. Sleep now.

We will speak in the morning.

Excuse me...

This is a girl's college. - I know.

Then, what are you doing here?

I love girls.

Date? The date again?

Come in.

A date and a date once again.

What do these film producers give? Just a date?

If you go to their offices ten times...

...and you get is a date!

If you call them up fifty times, all you get is a date!

The worst of the actors get a role.

And what does Armaan Khan get?

Just a date!

What is the matter, Mr. Armaan?

Wow... what is the matter, Mr. Armaan?

These film people just give two things.

Either a promise, or just a date.

What didn't I do to tackle Mr. Raj.

And what did he give me in response?

Just a date.

Mr. Armaan, you will get a role.

But first, please give us something hot to eat.

We are very hungry. - Yes, Armaan.

Tell me something.

Is food not cooked in your house? You are hungry!

It is cooked, Mr. Armaan. But the fact of the matter is...

...the taste of your hand cooked food that is great!

Really? - Yes.

I have an idea. You people have a seat.

I will serve you afghani omelette today.

I will have to accept it.

Pooja has kept such a wonder fool cook.

Like that, our Pooja is not less of a wonder fool.

Hey... I have wonderful news. - Wonder fool news?

No, not wonder fool, it is wonderful news.

Our college has a new lecturer today.

So? What is new in that?

They do come and go.

He isn't of the breed who come and go.

He is very handsome. - More than me?

How can he be compared to you?

He is young...

dashing...

daring...

More than me?

How can he be compared to you?

He cannot be compared to me too.

But there is something...

That you have and he doesn't. - What?

Brains.

Then, Pooja will have to be given this wonderful news.

But where is she?

Where is she? Where can she be?

She can be at only two places.

Either in the classroom or the bathroom.

Pooja...

A new lecturer...

...has come in the desert of our college...

...just like a drop of rain.

I heard it.

Therefore, I had to dress up properly today.

Let that drop of rain come to know too...

That because he has come, a new flower has bloomed.

Mr. Armaan.

That means you have prepared...

...the plan to welcome him earlier?

Yes.

He will be welcomed properly today.

I will tell you about myself before the class starts.

I am Suraj Chauhan.

You must be knowing that I am...

...deputed here for just six months.

And if you cooperate with me these...

...six months will be very helpful to you.

Another thing.

I need your full concentration and sincerity in my classroom.

Let's begin.

Come on... come on...

Excuse us. Sir. - Yes? - Shall we?

Are you from this class?

We were of this class till yesterday.

Why are you late?

The powder had finished. - What?

Make up... make up... sir...

actually, I went in to apply the powder...

...and I found out that it had finished.

When the powder came, I found...

...out that the perfume had finished too.

When the perfume came I found out that there wasn't any cream.

I had to go to the market many a times, sir.

And when I had to go, I had to come too.

Actually, sir...

This is your first day in college...

and this is our first fisticuffs...

I mean... a first meeting with you, isn't it, sir?

I have to look beautiful, isn't it, sir?

The ones who laugh on a rotten joke are fools.

And I haven't come here to judge the Miss India contest.

Take your seat.

Thank you, sir.

Hi...

Let's continue.

Carbohydrates consist of... - One second, sir. - Yes?

Sir, you said that the ones who laugh...

...on a rotten joke are fools. What is a standard joke, sir?

My subject is chemistry, not jokes.

An important group of naturally occurring substances.

Carbon, Hydrogen and oxygen.

As elements in...

War...

Terrorists in the college?

I had heard about them in the parliament.

What nonsense is this? College terrorism?

Yes, sir. - Shut up!

What is all this? What is happening?

I think you know better than me about these girls.

No. We gave sir a guard of honor.

Did we do anything wrong. Sir?

Hundred percent wrong.

He is our guest.

He has come in our college to teach for just six months.

Do you act like this with your guests?

I will report. I will report all of you.

Should you be killed...