Carter

Okay, I got one. Dave Leigh,

I'm really looking at you, but I'm looking through you,

because you don't exist.

- That's your Chief Boyle imitation. - Yeah.

Alright. It's pretty good.

- It could be better. - Okay.

You got to get better with the...

Dave Leigh. Yeah. Try it.

- Dave Leigh. - No.

That's, like, a weird, like, Gollum thing you got going on there. Dave Leigh.

- Dave Leigh. - No. Diaphragm.

- Dave Leigh. - Yeah. That's a little Cookie Monster.

- Dave Leigh. - Dave Leigh.

- Oh. How are you? We were just-- - Playing Boyle versus Boyle.

I get it. You two are obsessed with him.

I love Chief Boyle.

I think he's doing great things for the department.

It's Dave who's obsessed.

Did I miss Dot?

No. She's busy explaining to that skycap that she didn't ask

him to take her suitcase in. She just let him.

That way, she doesn't have to tip him. She's being extra-feisty today.

Well, do you blame her?

Hey. You feeling okay?

I'm taking my husband to Japan in a jar. I am feeling many things.

Dot, you want me to come with you? I will buy a ticket right now.

Harley, she said no.

Alright. Well, just let me know. I can be in Japan in, like, 15 hours.

As soon as I leave, he will book a private jet.

I want you to shut that nonsense down.

I am all over that nonsense. I love you, Dot.

So, we going to do this?

- Apparently. - Ok.

- Harley. - I love you, Dot.

This is crazy.

It really feels like Koji is gone.

That's got to have some effect on her.

If Dot falls, we will be there to catch her.

You coming?

You know what? I...

I am going to go to the souvenir shop

and pick you guys up some of those t-shirts,

- the ones with the, maple leaves on them. - Harley.

And I'm going to get you the little, maple syrup things,

- just the little ones. - Harley.

Look, you guys know I'm just going to book that jet when I go home,

so what is the big deal?

It's a pretty good deal if you don't actually use it.

- Man, I wish I was rich. - Me, too.

After I crashed my first Porsche,

my dad just bought me another one.

How do I know you ain't amping?

Dude, I could spend the next five years drinking my way around the whole world,

and it wouldn't even put a dent in what my parents left me.

I mean, you can't even imagine that kind of money.

- You just can't. - I've got a very vivid imagination.

Where did you say you were from again?

A little town in Canada called Bishop.

CARTER

I thought this would be a deadly dry flight.

- My mistake. - It was either talk to you

or watch Big Bang Theory.

My husband loved the show, but the guy who plays Georgie overacting.

Sounds terrible. But I meant what I said. You've got my number.

Grief shared is grief halved.

It's nice to talk to someone who understands.

As a great man once said,

"Four words sum it up. Life, it goes on."

Say goodbye to Dot, Mum. Goodbye, Dot.

Bye, Ray's mom.

Dot, you make a new little English friend?

We have to follow that man.

Dot, getting back into the dating game.

We could have gotten you on some of the apps first.

- Why do we have to follow him? - He's got more than ashes in that jar!

I feel like you're waiting for me to ask you

what's inside of his jar. In his urn.

A thumb. A human thumb.

Dot, what drove you to look inside of his urn?

He said he was bringing his mother to Bishop. He was lying.

- How do you know? - He went to the bathroom four times.

The first three times, he put his mother on the floor.

- On the floor! - The monster.

And you had no choice but to look inside of the urn.

Someone gives you a jar of ashes, you're not going to look?

Okay. Dot, I love you.

I love you so much,

and please don't get mad at me for saying this,

but are you okay?

You just went through this big thing, and now, you're all like,

"Follow that guy. He has a thumb."

Are you sure it was a thumb and not a baby carrot?

- I know what a thumb looks like. - Okay.

Okay. My gut says to trust your gut.

- I trust you. - He's leaving!

Alright! Easy.

One of us may have just spent $33,000 US on a bunch of spy gear.

That's a tracker. Dot, just be careful.

Dot...

Dot, that was some Jason Bourne stuff right there.

Where's your car?

Alright-y, then.

I just point this thing,

and then the sound waves get converted by this.

And then we can hear everything that's going on in that room.

Oh, but the best part...are these.

These can see heat signatures through walls.

Through walls, Harley.

I've always wanted my own personal Q, and now, I got my own personal Q.

Okay. I got something.

Seems like an awful lot to pay for such a small problem.

Small problem? You could die, you know.

Complications from sleep apnea can lead to strokes, diabetes,

and motor vehicle collisions.

Okay, that was just the TV.

- Oh, here we go. I got something. - Yeah, she was seated in 9G,

window seat, like you said.

I have two days to kill her, so consider her rinsed.

I'll ring when it's done.

A liar and a murderer.

Dot, do you know who was sitting in 9G?

Of course!

The first thing I do when I get on an airplane is,

I take an hour and memorize everybody's seat number,

just in case some stupid idiot wants to know--

- Okay. - who's sitting in 9G.

You could have said no. Could have said no.

I want to know what the deal is with this thumb.

- I got to get in that house. - Hold up. He's making another call.

Hello? Yeah. You geezers one of those "30 minutes or free" places?

Because by my watch, you've got about eight minutes

before my pizza becomes free. Great.

That went better than I thought it would.

Yeah. Guy steps out of the woods, offers a pizza boy 200 bucks

and a selfie to give him his clothes. No way that could've gone wrong.

Dot, wait about a minute,

and then you can call him for a distraction.

Hey, wait. We need a code word,

something you can slip into conversation in case you're in trouble.

The word could be "Koji." That would be nice.

I just don't know how I'm going to casually work

"Koji" into a conversation.

"You know who else liked this pizza? Koji Yasuda."

- Like that. - Okay. Good. Or...

you could just say, "swanky."

Like, "Hey, this is a swanky place." You could get away with that.

Okay. I got it. It's go time.

- Can you hear me? Loud and clear, buddy. - Okay.

I'm a pizza boy. Be the pizza boy.

Thirty-seven minutes, by my account.

Pizza's on you, mate.

'Allo, bruv. It's good to hear a familiar accent.

- Where you from, then, mate? - East London. You?

Right! Yeah, I know eastern,

eastern south, southeast London town.

Now, we know why Harley didn't get that Guy Ritchie movie.

It's like he wants to die.

Ah, how about, Meghan Markle leaving that, telly show Suits

and now, Princess Meghan?

Hey, mate, do you mind if I use your washroom?

I just, I really have to skip to the loo.

I got to get this. Down the hall to the right.

What do you, Put it there.

- See yourself out. - Thank you, mate. You are the--

you are the dog's bollocks!

Ray, it's, Dot Yasuda.

Dot, my love, how the bloody hell are you?

So glad you called!

You're in the bathroom? What'd you think, the urn is in the bathroom?

- I just called to see if you got in okay. - Buddy? What are you doing?

I'd have to be wavy to think that you got on the blower just to share.

- You and me, we're not sharers. - No. That's why I called,

because I wanted to talk to someone who understands,

someone who knows you don't have to "boo-hoo-hoo" to hurt.

You're preaching to the choir, Dot. The sharks I move with,

grief is just blood in the water for them.

Oh, my God. Where are you going now?

Oh. To the urn, because I'm the best damn pizza boy in world.

Okay. He's still on other side of house. Do you have the thumb?

Looking. Oh, yeah.

I got it.

Hang on.

Thought I heard something.

- What was I saying? Yeah. - Yes. I can hear it.

My relationship with my mother was very complicated.

We were a team.

Harley, we have a fingerprint kit in the van.

- Bring the thumb here. - No. Too risky.

If he comes back and he sees that the thumb missing,

he'll jet before we figure out what's going on here.

You come to the back of the house with the kit.

I'll toss you the thumb. You print it. You toss the thumb back to me.

Harley, that is a seriously terrible idea. But I'm on my way.

Okay.

My relationship with my husband was also complicated,

and they always got it wrong.

Everyone thought that I was the strong one.

Yeah. People expect you to play that part,

even though playing that part, you do some ugly things.

Dave? Are you ready?