The Birch

Mind if I kill the rest?

Leftovers. Yes, no?

Yup.

- Uh, hey, Dad. - Yeah?

If you had the ability to take out all the evil people in the world,

- would you do it? - Oh, Jesus, Evie,

that's out of my pay grade.

Don't worry about the perfect dadding right now, just honestly.

Well, honest to God, I just... I don't think it's up to me

to judge who's bad or not.

Okay. But like, what about

those people where you look at them

and they just have a vampire stare?

There's nothing warm looking back.

The Polks?

Um...

You can get eaten up by the "if I coulds."

If I could, I'd have a Bugatti in the driveway, but I... but I don't.

However I do have this leftover House of Chow's kung pao beef

and I've got a "Pawn Stars" marathon tonight.

And I've got you.

And that's a win in my book.

Hating the Polks isn't gonna bring her back, hun.

I'll see you when I punch out, okay?

What do you mean he didn't show?

Where did he go?

He just ghosted you?

Ryan picks me up every morning at 7 sharp with a caramel macchiato.

You got him well trained.

It's just... It's just not like him.

Come on, let's go.

My name is Kelly Bernstein.

And I really, really hope you're watching this

out of boredom and not need.

I'm in the woods, near Mount Hood,

where my brother was last seen.

Charlotte Dunaway to the office, please.

Miss Dunaway to the office.

Hey, do you need a ride? Or we could...

Any available nurse,

please report to cardiac intensive care.

- Okay, right now. - Code blue, six south.

- Hurry. - Okay.

What's happening in there?

We're not letting anyone in here, I'm sorry.

I need this hallway cleared.

...get in there. Ryan!

Hey! Nobody can come in there.

Sorry, I need this hallway cleared.

We're doing everything we can.

I'm sorry, you can't come in right now.

I need this hallway cleared...

How'd you do it, huh?

- I'm leaving. I'm leaving. - Good news.

I'm gonna come to your house with the dullest,

rustiest knife I can find

and I'm gonna slit your throat.

Then I'm gonna slit your bitch dad's throat

and you can have a nice family reunion with your junkie mom.

That's not a threat,